I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
My pet theory: After seeing Trump's nigh on invulnerability to scandalous remarks, other campaigns are experimenting with releasing enraged outbursts from their candidate's pasts to try and tap into the voter demographic that likes that energy.
We put our heart and soul into coming up with our culture, we poured our passion into it. The Asians just copied it by rote and mass manufactured it in kpop training slave camps, making a hit song to them is little different than studying math. The Asians did a better job.
I can only imagine he'll be like macron and give citizenship to some black dude who saved a baby and then all racism will be over forever and global capitalism will start working again.
If I wasn't a faggot who can recognize foreign heads of state from memory I'd have sworn this was a behind-the-scenes from Blacked.com's new sister sight BussyBlacked.com
It's pretty amazing that he hasn't had dozens of foids trying to blackmail him over the years considering how much money he has. Or maybe he just paid them off and they're keeping their mouths shut.
I want to put him in a wwf ring with Trump with the winner declared President, but to make up for the size handicap, Bloomie gets another famous midget to be on his team, like Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-16
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
This guy has my vote
1 General_Insomnia 2020-02-16
I did not want to vote for a dem this race but goddamn. Miniature Mike might make my mark.
1 wm20123 2020-02-16
My pet theory: After seeing Trump's nigh on invulnerability to scandalous remarks, other campaigns are experimenting with releasing enraged outbursts from their candidate's pasts to try and tap into the voter demographic that likes that energy.
1 sperpen 2020-02-16
I'm so sorry you believe anything smart is happening with the DNC, it's a courageous position.
1 watermark1917 2020-02-16
We put our heart and soul into coming up with our culture, we poured our passion into it. The Asians just copied it by rote and mass manufactured it in kpop training slave camps, making a hit song to them is little different than studying math. The Asians did a better job.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2020-02-16
Just wait until you hear how good machine learning is getting at music.
Asians aren't gonna have shit on our silicon gods.
1 cptnhaddock 2020-02-16
Links?
1 hemmorhoidvania 2020-02-16
The obvious eye-widening surgery every sk popstar has had scares the shit out of me
1 mayoslide 2020-02-16
why the fuck do people watch this shit
1 serialflamingo 2020-02-16
Manlets deserve all the same rights as babies
1 watermark1917 2020-02-16
I can only imagine he'll be like macron and give citizenship to some black dude who saved a baby and then all racism will be over forever and global capitalism will start working again.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
https://images.app.goo.gl/rFuNagFgDoYCSsFr7
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2020-02-16
If I wasn't a faggot who can recognize foreign heads of state from memory I'd have sworn this was a behind-the-scenes from Blacked.com's new sister sight BussyBlacked.com
1 watermark1917 2020-02-16
Lmao Macron is the dorky white dude next to all the rappers
1 Redactor0 2020-02-16
It's pretty amazing that he hasn't had dozens of foids trying to blackmail him over the years considering how much money he has. Or maybe he just paid them off and they're keeping their mouths shut.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2020-02-16
When you’re a star, they let you do it.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-02-16
There's rich and then there's dangerously "I can spend enough money to literally wipe you from the face of existence if you fuck with me" rich.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2020-02-16
THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED
1 Platycel 2020-02-16
Now this is what I call based.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2020-02-16
I want to put him in a wwf ring with Trump with the winner declared President, but to make up for the size handicap, Bloomie gets another famous midget to be on his team, like Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr.
1 Coonass_alt 2020-02-16
But they have to fight with one sitting on the other shoulders while wearing a trench coat
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-02-16
How can one man be so based
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-02-16
I didn't know this was possible but he might be too based to win