The married father-of-four was contacted by a ‘community cohesion officer’ last year after a Twitter user complained he had shared a "transphobic limerick".
I'm actually kind of shocked. Usually whenever the Bongistani Thought Police are brought up on reddit you get a veritable tsunami of other Europeans caping-up for them with some version of "Hate speech isn't Free speech! There is literally no way giving the government the ability to investigate / jail you over tweets could ever backfire on me so it's okay to ruin people's lives because they hold different opinions than me on social issues!"
Yeah, something's changing, same with the troid athletes threads, looks like sane people are winning? Did the thought police 42% themselves or is the whole of soros funding now in buttigieg/biden/warren threads, so shit like this doesn't get enough attention?
My theory is that too many mayo men got pushed out of society to laugh at now. In general worldwide, theres just too many men who can't or won't achieve "normal societal goals" anymore.
Global world wars happened generationally to cull men and women to free up jobs, houses, land and education. Everything that people hoped and dreamed for is artificially super scarce.
You either deal with massive internal unrest that eventually blossoms into a real fucking problem or you go find some external problem to deal with but theres no real external problem to shove people into a meatgrinder for anymore for most countries.
They really aren't that socially progressive though. They're trying to ban porn. Theresa May banned rappers from entering the country for having lyrics that are too rude.
implying literally any 'conservative' party in the west has actually conserved anything and not just bitched at the far left about an issue until the Overton window shifts and suddenly that thing is cool now because they're bitching about something even further left
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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2 megafaggotron1986 2020-02-16
I hope Corona brings an end to all of this
1 Platycel 2020-02-16
There is literally nothing wrong with Bongs getting thought policed.
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2020-02-16
I'm actually kind of shocked. Usually whenever the Bongistani Thought Police are brought up on reddit you get a veritable tsunami of other Europeans caping-up for them with some version of "Hate speech isn't Free speech! There is literally no way giving the government the ability to investigate / jail you over tweets could ever backfire on me so it's okay to ruin people's lives because they hold different opinions than me on social issues!"
2 szopin 2020-02-16
Yeah, something's changing, same with the troid athletes threads, looks like sane people are winning? Did the thought police 42% themselves or is the whole of soros funding now in buttigieg/biden/warren threads, so shit like this doesn't get enough attention?
4 theworstever 2020-02-16
My theory is that too many mayo men got pushed out of society to laugh at now. In general worldwide, theres just too many men who can't or won't achieve "normal societal goals" anymore.
Global world wars happened generationally to cull men and women to free up jobs, houses, land and education. Everything that people hoped and dreamed for is artificially super scarce.
You either deal with massive internal unrest that eventually blossoms into a real fucking problem or you go find some external problem to deal with but theres no real external problem to shove people into a meatgrinder for anymore for most countries.
I mean lol bussy gang.
1 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-16
Yeah, they now post in such threads about troids and "hate speech".
Every time mayos rised up, it ended up in white genocide.
2 Bijzettafeltje 2020-02-16
The Europe sub has been bouncing back and forth between rightardation (thesis) and leftoidism(antithesis) for years now.
Hopefully it will achieve centrism (synthesis) soon.
2 Kramer_rulez 2020-02-16
That's not how you spell radical Islam
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
Is there anything more cucked than being a bongastani
4 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2020-02-16
Having a daughter.
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-16
Being a Bongistaniainian
1 [deleted] 2020-02-16
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1 Kramer_rulez 2020-02-16
Not owning a gun by choice.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
I agree. There is no reason not to own one.
1 InkstickAnemone 2020-02-16
Bong judges sleep
THIS IS A CHILLING ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH
1 [deleted] 2020-02-16
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1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-02-16
wtf
1 sooth_ 2020-02-16
Germans and Italians defending that shit in the downvoted comments LMAO
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-16
It’s so weird how the UK Conservative party is so socially progressive, so fiscally liberal, and so authoritarian at the same time.
1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-02-16
They really aren't that socially progressive though. They're trying to ban porn. Theresa May banned rappers from entering the country for having lyrics that are too rude.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-16
That’s more them being authoritarian tbh
1 snowkarl 2020-02-16
Is this an ironic comment or what? Since when is the conservative party "socially progressive"? Lmao
Their platform is straight out of the 60's
2 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-16
Tbh I could be wrong, as I don’t really know the intricacies of bong politics.
1 snowkarl 2020-02-16
Well think it through now my friend
CONSERVATIVE party.... SOCIALLY PROGRESSIVE.....
1 InkstickAnemone 2020-02-16
tbf the Liberal Party in australia are actually conservatives
1 Goibhniu_ 2020-02-16
implying literally any 'conservative' party in the west has actually conserved anything and not just bitched at the far left about an issue until the Overton window shifts and suddenly that thing is cool now because they're bitching about something even further left
1 bigfartguy 2020-02-16
are you a retarded person or something
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-16
I’m on r/drama
1 InkstickAnemone 2020-02-16
This is what happens when you believe /pol/
1 onafriday 2020-02-16
TOLERANCE PARADOX REEEEE
0 SnapshillBot 2020-02-16
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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