LOL...dude has to get his wife to approve of his own haircut...

How many male haircuts are there even? It’s pretty much either: less hair or B: gay nazi/ guido EDM producer fade

You go to a barbershop to get away from your old lady for a while and hang out with your boys.

The haircut is just an excuse.

I’m straight so I just go to Supercuts and look at my phone like a hetero

You're disgusting. I go to a barbershop staffed by gay Filipinos who sing show tunes.

Gay

sing show tunes

Redundant.

Redundant, but not unwelcome.

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That is the place where they use the cutters affected to a shop vac right?

this is why I go to the barbershop tbh

Where do y'all find this shit 😂😂

I just cut mine once it reaches my tits. I ain't spending 30 bucks for that shit.

I just cut mine once it reaches my tits.

That's how I roll with my beard!

Jealous. I grow a strong goatee, but the sides are wispy and rapey af.

I used rogaine to fill in my beard. Best decision ever.

Notice he wasn't interviewed for the article

He isn't allowed to speak. That is what the shock collar is for.

If they report all women getting offended in the news, there will be breaking news every second.

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I hate to say it (not really), just another thing the middle east has right. No mixing of genders at the beauty shop or the barber.

Hopfully more places in the states catch on, Inshallah.

I didn't know gender based barbers aren't universal. Huh, you learn something dumb everyday. I don't know why but I like our segregated barbers better.

in the African American community, barbershops are gender segregated, and it works better that way

everything gender segregated works better except reproduction

Until scientists finally perfect butt babies

They are universal outside of places like Supercuts, this is just an uncontrolled foid. You won’t find (straight) men in a beauty parlor or nail salon unless they’re Vietnamese and work there and you won’t find women in this kind of barber shop because they just aren’t welcome. Usually you don’t need to fucking spell it out because people get the message the instant they walk in the door and everyone in the place turns to give them the stink eye.

I used to go to a salon just because I lived right next to it. Fucking $30 for a cut.

or any other thing

for example I like the breastaurant model

We want guys to be able to come in here and be guys and not have to worry what they say or what they talk about because there's a lady present

Finally, a place where a dude can freely discuss dude stuff, like sucking dudes off and getting sucked off by dudes and fucking dudes in their hot pink asses and getting fucked by their hot pink dick without any side eye from the ol’ ball and chain

ram ranch already exists

Bussy James Joyce?

What about the black cocks? Did you ever consider them? What a gay.

Black people actually have pink cocks, same as palms and soles.

“Dad, we’re men, okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open, go on riverboat gambling trips, make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do! And now that is all wrecked!”

What, is mixed-gender barbershop a thing in US?

lol no there are hairstylists who will cut both sexes but barber shops typically cater to men only

Nah, barbershops are men's only but this place takes it the extra step by making you leave your hole outside

lmao

She wasn't there to get a haircut but to police her simp husband while he got his

Franchise barbershop will serve anyone, but only retards and Jews go there, because they usually don't know what they're doing, but you get what you pay for.

"It's not cute, no matter how you describe it," she said. "It's not cute, you can't treat people that way."

"In New York City, there's over 17 women's only clubs" 

🤔

I like how they pretended they could only find one, a hair salon, even though he didn't specifically say salons, just clubs in general. Fucking hoes be madx24

I remember when Augusta let Condoleezza Rice in 😪

Foids ruin everything

King's Kuts

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Home of the Bone Zone

I prefer the barber across the tracks, Kang'z Kutz

Jesus, can't the man even get a hair cut in peace?

One look at that lady's hair and it should be obvious that poor man never gets even a moment of peace.

Notice she’s the only one running her mouth during the interview.

Nichols said those salons, like his, are considered private clubs.

"So men actually pay memberships to get their hair cut here?" KFOR's reporter asked.

"Yeah, when they pay a $20 fee," Nichols said.

"OK, so you're counting the fee for the hair as a membership fee?" the reporter said.

"Why not?" he said.

I like the cut of his jib.

Literally nothing wrong with this. Cigar lounges do this all the time. Price of the lounge for one day is baked into the price of the cigar. Not even a loophole.

Chad move tbh

NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE LOOPHOLES TO GET AROUND DISCRIMINATION LAWS THAT'S OUR THING NOOOOO

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Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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"I'm not allowed to play so none of you can play" - some hoe

Nichols maintained that people are getting offended by his shop's rule "because they can," but Skowronski said this is an unfair way to treat people. "It's not cute, you can't treat people that way."

It’s not the Holocaust lmao calm down

Dude's name is Daxton, he's a zoomer in disguise

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

That barbershop will quickly be closed down and sued into oblivion. Its illegal to discriminate, would be nice to have a place like that but its still discrimination.

He can say the $20 haircut is a fee but its not and wont hold up in court, dude thinks he's being cute, he's just being a dick.

NOOOO STOP SERIOUSPOSTING NOOOOOOOOO

she's like a human bobblehead with the 'You seriously? said that? to me??,,,' tumblr cancer intense look in her eyes

I viciously dislike her