I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇

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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

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None of my professors ever noticed me 😔

Isn't this just telling us that you were fat during college?

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Dr Hutchinson, a former lecturer in modern and medieval languages

This lad is so British that he is a Doctor of speaking like a 14th century ponce.

Is anyone surprised that such a man is capable of sexual misconduct?

Æ! Dost thou hast a loicense?

Cambridge University don wrote erotic fiction about students

Social media has made me too accustomed to broken english and I thought the headline meant "He done wrote fiction 'bout studants"

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“First Time: Ooo-la-la!"

Now there is a self-published title I’d I’ve ever seen one.

Somebody obviously spent their formative years enjoying Benny Hill "comedy" and other British sex farce

If only the Internet existed in his childhood so he could have grown up jerking off to shemale sabertooth tigers and amputee guro instead

I just assume that every professor does that. If you don't then you're naive

It's on kindle!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/First-Time-Ooh-Barry-Able/dp/1785073982

"Theres no sex: The raunchiest thing in this book is the mention of a lacy bra - I am severely disappointed by the lack of erotic content. Frankly, reading this book was 20 minutes of my life I will never get back and I couldn't even get off to it."

beating off to self-published Amazon books

All the juicy stuff got banned anyways

Well... The reviews

"Sophie Newbery - one of Dr Hutchinson's former students - says she was "disgusted" by his book"

Well he definitely wasn't writing about you Sophie

So till then he had been trying to sleep with students who wanted to shag him.

Good morning

Erotic FRIEND fiction

If it isn't about cuckoldry then it's probably fake news.

a female student is called a "brazen hussy"

We really need to bring this back.