The 52-year-old blonde beauty was petting one of her pitbulls when the other one became jealous. Parkhurst was unfortunately stuck in the middle of their fight.

See, this is why polyamory doesn’t work.

Hopefully Keanu and Patrick Stewart are the next to get ouch-kisses from their sweet pibbles.

Can you imagine the blowback to the velvet hippo community?

Patrick Stewart deserves to be eaten by his pit for making them put one in Star Trek.

I am watching the first episode of Picard right now. In the first few minutes you get to see the Pitbulls' balls flopping around.

Why the fuck didn't he fix his rescue pibble, it isn't like he breeds them?

There is only one explanation, and it is disgusting.

Yeah he really is a massive pitbull nut who fosters pitbulls. I don't know if he breeds them but I wouldn't doubt it.

This show is God awful, he is using it to draw parallels between the ban on pibbles and the ban on synthetic life in the show.

shit I thought that plot was supposed to be about immigrants and POCs of color that's fucking hilarious and sad. Link pls?

https://www.couchtuner.fun/2020/01/star-trek-picard-season-1-episode-1-remembrance/

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No I mean for Patrick Stewart saying dumb shit

Oh I'd have to download the video and cut it and I'm too lazy to do it.

What's the damn video's name? Was it an interview somewhere?

Keanu would headshot his pibble in 0.24 seconds with his nearby USP with a TLR on it after it attacked him for slamming facefirst into a wall.

Two Dogs One Foid

When your safe word “playboy” fails with your boyfriendss

Pibbles attacked their mayo foid owner...is there an option to euthanize them both?

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If the pibbles completed their attack then that option would have been realized.

She said she plans on keeping both of her sex toys and claims the attack was her fault.

Sounds like Battered Woman Syndrome to me.

Furthering the narrative that if you own the pibble you deserve the nibble.

The 52-year-old blonde beauty was petting one of her pitbulls, Baby

Then the older Pitbull, Buddha, became jealous then started growling

Such peaceful names for wonderful tame dogs.

I know a foid with a pit puppy. She named it Monster. It killed her pet rabbit. Anyways, the pit has a taste for blood and now its only a matter of time.

Aw what a cute nanny dog name! She should bring it to a daycare :)

Too be fair, any dog would have done that. Unless you have a flemish giant

I know a foid

Disgusting

B-but my innocent little baby boi looked so innocent when I put him in a tutu? Maybe if that baby hadn't coughed he wouldn't have gotten mauled

It's like they know we're on to their shit so they've been eating more people lately.

To be fair pretty much every dog breed loves plastic chew toys.

That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!

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Great, they have no acquired a taste for adults too. The ultimate apex predator is now culling the while human herd.

Women = children, so they didn't up their game yet

People should stop breeding pitbulls.

People should stop breeding

Problem solved

No way bussy judge. You ain’t getting out of this one bring that sweet hole over here 😈😈😈

But mpreg isn't real yet

Umm what about trans men, sweaty? 🙄

Trussy aint bussy

Unbased and /r/childfree pilled

White people should stop breeding

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Pitbulls should stop breeding white women.

And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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gotta support her and renew my playboy sub

Pitbulls doing Islam's work 🙏🙏

i thought women like rough sex

Slow down, Gian Gomeshi

Who?

Leaf interviewer.

Time for me to admit being wrong. I thought it was only black trash drug dealers that fed these animals. Really makes you wonder how many of the beasts Stormy has.

Where's the drama?

There are no drama threads anymore. It's agenda threads and meme threads. I'll take the meme threads, tyvm.

Flesh-eating virus? What the fuck?

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The worst part of this pitbull nonsense is that it crossed into irl shit. Trannies, hyper-liberals or conservatards and most political shit is just on Twitter / reddit etc. but holy fuck I’ve met far too many pitbull apologists in dc. When they talk it feels like a dumb snappy quote

How could those sweet nanny dogs do this?

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Patrolled.