Ari Shaffir (google "kobe comedian helicopter") posted a tweet to the club he's visiting on his next tour... except it's all fake. When woketards try to get him cancelled by calling the club, they're met with a voicemail of Ari laughing and telling them to get a life.
1 2020-02-19 by HodorTheDoorHolder_
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1 beenhadballs 2020-02-19
His fans spoiling this landed this all over social media already so people have known it’s a spoof. So you do realize you posting and airing this more just has it wasting Ari’s time with making a wix website and registering it than does “woketards”? Lol
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
Do you think the idiots that call and try to get him cancelled are actually fans of comedy? Do you think they have ever really laughed at anything that wasn't a gif reaction tweet?
1 molested_by_clowns 2020-02-19
Fans of comedy? Since when has ari been considered a good comedian? Even before the whole kove thing
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
Go watch your Kevin Heart and Gabriel Iglesias
1 molested_by_clowns 2020-02-19
Sure thing faggot , because those comedians are the only ones that exist , i bet You watch those shock comedians who do 100% shock value and 0% comedy
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
Go watch your family comedies and relax before your heart explodes you fluffy faggot
1 molested_by_clowns 2020-02-19
So hardcore , i bet you use shades indoors and always have a toothpick , i wish i could be as cool as you pretend to be online one day
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
Damn did I strike a nerve? Good.
1 Godsdj 2020-02-19
Do you wear sunglasses like a cool person?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
Are you asking if I ever wear sunglasses? Yes.
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2020-02-19
Not like a cool person though.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
If a cool guy wears them like I do then yes
1 Godsdj 2020-02-19
You wear shades indoors? Got it! xD
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
I wear my sunglasses at night
1 Godsdj 2020-02-19
Your future is looking very dim. Do you fight crime?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
It's song lyrics
1 molested_by_clowns 2020-02-19
Lol , so you have no comeback and your reply is "You Mad?" ....good
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
you really are mad huh
1 molested_by_clowns 2020-02-19
Haha why would i ...u still going for this ?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
going for what? I'm watching the really cool Netflix show you told me to check out called Mr. Iglesias.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-19
You mad?
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-02-19
I’m a fan of comedy and wish this retard would end it all tbh
1 Spysix 2020-02-19
Silence, woketard
1 Burnnoticelover 2020-02-19
You think he paid money for the website?
1 beenhadballs 2020-02-19
He for sure bought the domain and took the time to make and buy a wix account then took the time to make a multiple page spoof website lol no matter how long u spend finding the site or if you were triggered enough to call u still spent less time and effort than he did over the whole ordeal lol
1 Godsdj 2020-02-19
It was a labour of love.
1 TheBleedingofMe 2020-02-19
Most domains cost like $1/year and Wix is literally just click and drag, he probably even used one of their templates.
1 Ingelri 2020-02-19
He might have paid as much as thirty bucks. Where does he get that kind of money?
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-02-19
How did you even find this thread lol. Do you have a google alert set up for every mention of his name?
1 beenhadballs 2020-02-19
There was a post in new about him so I went down the rabbit hole of searching his name lol clearly a mistake
1 TheBleedingofMe 2020-02-19
It really is a mistake to come here. Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
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1 beenhadballs 2020-02-19
Tl;dr
1 loli_esports 2020-02-19
your gay
1 Usernameof2015 2020-02-19
Kobe “The Rapist” Bryant.
1 employee10038080 2020-02-19
I doubt anyone from this sub would try to cancel Ari
1 informat6 2020-02-19
His fans spoiling it is how 99% of people are going to find out about this.
1 beenhadballs 2020-02-19
I saw it on a viral Facebook post so I searched his name here.
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-19
I'm starting to like this Jew
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-19
Have you seen him when he was known as The Amazing Racist? Those sketches are a bit dated.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-19
Oh shit this guy is the amazing racist? Never knew that lol.
1 WhatIsPhilosophy 2020-02-19
Yeah, didn't know it was all scripted at first. The Asian driver and the Jews signature one were the best
1 Michelanvalo 2020-02-19
Taking the KKK outfit to the dry cleaners was hilarious
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-19
His but about Karma and the new Jesus is fucking gold too.
1 servant_of_the_one 2020-02-19
Shit that reminded me of the Banana-Fucker.
1 PM_ME_UR_SHINES 2020-02-19
Heck of a hebe
1 StoneStasis 2020-02-19
Absolutely subversive
1 Inimical_Twitch 2020-02-19
Unfathomably based
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-02-19
I always confuse this guy with Brian Callen
1 NMJ87 2020-02-19
How?? Lmao
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-02-19
Because Brian looks like a jew and I have no idea who this guy actually is.
1 jackcaboose 2020-02-19
dont know or care who this is but he sounds based
1 docpepper20 2020-02-19
Zzz z
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-19
Based!
1 EdgarAllanPooslice 2020-02-19
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-02-19
Ari should khs tbh
1 EverytingsShinyCaptn 2020-02-19
B A S E D A S E D S E D E D D
1 NMJ87 2020-02-19
Ari has some really great friends who have stuck by him through a couple recent issues.
He spiked someone's drink with MDMA, then he did this whole Kobe thing - somehow has dodged large cancel movements twice within half a year.
Some have suspected he is using his in-born genetic abilities which make him inherently talented at controlling people, but truth is, he has just become so tight with his fellow comics that they're backing his plays.
1 chalkdustcloud 2020-02-19
I love Ari. That gaggle of friends make me laugh everyday. He did what he always does and Kobe was just too popular and had a bunch of people who don't know him get mad at him.He does this with so many celebrity deaths.
1 forseti911 2020-02-19
This is very good actually