The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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1. The Mayocide Betrayed - archive.org, archive.today

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His test results were 100% fagginosis, and a partial Tardination of the Brain Ganglia. The boards verdict is repeated quadrasperg alignments.

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al-lies

lmao

this is what happens when blacks abuse fenatyl

This is great. Finally a higher level of discourse.

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, an evil, pumpkin-colored king named Dottard Grump ruled the land.

How is the person who wrote this not white

How is the person who wrote this not white

one drop rule, he's obviously a mayo

“I can’t believe the guy is still president despite how often I point out that his skin has an orange tone.”

Xqnaumpf BTFO

Journalists can’t even write decent children’s books. 4 year degrees and the average middle schooler can still write better than them.

Amy the Amiable: Her name was Amy.

ouch

this is gayer than the medieval slash fanfiction I read last night

link?

It's F/F with nary a girlpenis in sight so you probably wouldn't like it.

nary a girlpenis

😭

You can't betray someone you were never with

*Unless you’re reading this from Iowa or New Hampshire, In which case, I apologize. (Not for ignoring your votes. I’m sorry you have to live in Iowa or New Hampshire.)

lol black people think they’re so cute

I laughed until I cried when it said the superpower was melanin