r/drama: Despite being only 3% of the landmass...

Despite being only 3% of the landmass...

1 2020-02-21 by findingmemeo

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1 findingmemeo 2020-02-21

foreshadowing

1 SendWhiskey 2020-02-21

India for global superpower!

1 Redactor0 2020-02-21

Imagine being proud of not eating very much meat.

Beef. It's what's for fucking dinner. Deal with it.

1 findingmemeo 2020-02-21

Red meat is my God given right as an American. If we don't have burgers, what else do we even have?

1 aduketsavar 2020-02-21

That and mass shootings

1 findingmemeo 2020-02-21

I want that child medium-rare, sir

1 Infidel6 2020-02-21

Yeah good on India for not having the occasional mass shooting.

All you have to worry about over there is whether or not you contracted tuberculosis from your rapist.

1 wm20123 2020-02-21

They totally have mass shootings, they're just terrorism related.

1 AgitatedFudge 2020-02-21

mass shootings are something to be proud of as an american.

1 hyledog 2020-02-21

India has plenty of mass shootings. Every couple years Pakistan trains a terror squad and sends them to Mumbai and they end up killing between 50 and 200 people

1 Chapose 2020-02-21

Burgers have been culturally appropriated by so many other countries that its basically just mass shootings at this point.

1 skaner95 2020-02-21

God created mass shootings to eliminate the infidels.

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2020-02-21

A slowly eroding constitution 😎

1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-21

trans flag

K sir, you have 30 secs to demonstrate why anyone should listen to your opinion ever

1 Chapose 2020-02-21

autism

Just as valid as you

1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-21

At least I recognize I have a mental illness

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

I don’t really eat much beef anymore.

1 Redactor0 2020-02-21

What happened to you?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

I used to eat steak almost every week and got tired of it. I’m not a big fast food guy either so I rarely eat hamburgers as well.

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

KFC dude. 5 bucks for like 1200 calories and there's always a smattering of 19 year old girls in leggings working alongside 57 year old former meth addicted women. Pick your poison.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

Eww no I don’t eat that either. I lied. I tried their hot Nashville chicken sandwich. The only hot part was my asshole hours later when I was shitting out that oily garbage they dare call Hot Nashville.

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

I consider you my reddit friend so I'm going to pretend that you didn't just say that about KFC and we'll move on to talking about the weather like nothing happened.

Shit man, gonna be nice today, close to 80.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

Crazy how warm it gets in February now

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

Hell yeah, Imperial County represent.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

I don’t know where that is

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

It's for the best, man. A little dogshit county bordering Mexico in California.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

Quit doxing yourself

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

I live in a van 9 months out of the year, come find me and try.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

No. Are you a cool “van life” guy or are you a “This is my mobile domicile and I’m not driving therefore I’m not subjected to your laws henceforth adhered unto I don’t need to prove my existence to you with a fascist drivers license, officer...”?

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

I'm more of the "remote worker with middle class income and homeless expenses who loves beating off in the woods" kind of guy.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-21

Sounds like a pretty cool job tbh

1 Chapose 2020-02-21

80 what

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

Fahrenheit, American unit of temperature invented by Dr. Thomas "Jefferson" Fahrenheit after the Battle of Lexington and Concord.

1 megafaggotron1986 2020-02-21

80 degrees

1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-21

Big beef is paying you a stipend to brother?

1 Redactor0 2020-02-21

I unironically miss the 1990s media war over what meat to eat. The Beef Council totally fucking BTFOd the lame pork "it's the other white meat" campaign. And I don't give a shit what Oprah says, cooking with chicken always ends up being a lot more time-consuming.

1 hyledog 2020-02-21

if you arent a pussy you wont get salmonella eating slightly undercooked chicken

1 lorgar_was_right 2020-02-21

Bigger problem is the disgusting texture of undercooked chicken compared to beef. Medium rare steak still cuts and chews normally, pink chicken is like eating a dog toy.

1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-21

So we know how empathic we are towards animal not like you only animal empathy limited to your pets.

Our animal empathy actually goea further than theirs! We empathize with foids sometimes.

1 Infidel6 2020-02-21

From a biological perspective it's actually an identical scenario.

When you cum inside of someone, the human brain releases oxytocin to facilitate bonding. So whether someone cums inside of a woman or a goat, there is a biochemical imperative for bonding.

1 gscheit 2020-02-21

Just because your mom’s a cow lmao

1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-21

Red meat must be the key to not shitting in the streets. WE HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH

1 Thrallmemayb 2020-02-21

SUPER POWER BY 2030

1 companyfry 2020-02-21

Remember to share the video of the cute pupper to Facebook

1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-02-21