We have a rightoid infestation we need to address

1  2020-02-21 by ImSimpleGuy

Idiots here are not even pretending to be centrists anymore. Twitter threads get posted, rightoid cope and seethe and this goes on ad nauseam. r/drama needs lefties (Not the SRD kind 🤮) to maintain balance.

I therefore request the janitors here to make me a janitor as well. I am ready to do it for free to own the rightoids.

My goals:

To make r/drama more inclusive and stop the abuse directed towards the trans community. Also encourage more posts about rightoid drama.

Hope we can redeem ourselves as a subreddit and bring back pinging.

Peace and out ✌️

64 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2020-02-21

Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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1  jaredschaffer27 2020-02-21

Wow a wannabe janny leftist who wants his political opponents banned as well as a small modicum of power to be able to ban on his own?

Now I've seen it all

1  rocinantebabieca 2020-02-21

Truly, I have never seen such a thing

1  DutchRight 2020-02-21

Yes, not at all

1  -M-o-X- 2020-02-21

Counterpoint: make me jannie and I'll ban op

1  Chapose 2020-02-21

Counterpoint counterpoint: make me a janny and I'll delete the subreddit.

1  nayytay 2020-02-21

Faggot

1  BlooCheckmark 2020-02-21

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1  TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-21

i want to inhale your farts

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1  LongPostBot 2020-02-21

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1  Kat_B0T 2020-02-21

Cringe

1  [deleted] 2020-02-21

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1  somestupidname1 2020-02-21

stop the abuse directed towards the trans community

I'm fairly liberal but not a fan of trannies. Tbh I think most of the left just tolerates them/pretends to like them for woke points.

1  fujiste 2020-02-21

Chapos probably aren't pretending, though half of them are troids or trussy-chasers anyway so

1  PROLURKER69 2020-02-21

Poppin Xannies and offending trannies

1  YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-21

Whos fault is it that leftoids melt down at the first sight of something they don't like

1  WeWuzKANG5 2020-02-21

Tipper Gore and Hillary Clinton from the 90's.

1  ReddneckwithaD 2020-02-21

Too many rightoids, we need more lefties

REEEEeEEee MDE

Ban the dumb people i dont liek their politic

We literally get one of these whine posts once a month

more posts about rightoid drama

Make some you lazy faggot

1  trapochaphouse 2020-02-21

It's more like every other day now. Instead of crying leftcels need to be the change they want to see and up their game.

1  Things_Remote 2020-02-21

Leftie crying. (((My fellow dramatards))) “We must allow Srdines and their ilk into our space to keep up with the declining dramatard birth rates”. I, with the blessing of Allah, spit on you.

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-21

Mmm kinda, we have too many people downvoting lolcows.

1  FUCKYOURITALIN 2020-02-21

^

1  Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-21

Nah if anything we need to bully trannies more. Like our proud Cuban queens do.

1  voice_of_ukraine 2020-02-21

Chapo check

1  ChapoDetected 2020-02-21

Thank you for the request, voice_of_ukraine. 0 of ImSimpleGuy's last 1000 comments (0.0%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse.

1  voice_of_ukraine 2020-02-21

he baited me 😥

1  hyledog 2020-02-21

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through ImSimpleGuy's posting history and found 934 N-words, of which 934 were hard-Rs.

1  SmurfPolitics 2020-02-21

YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ANIME GIRL, TRANNIES ARE CROSSDRESSERS, TRANNIES WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTED ON A NATIONWIDE BASIS ANYWHERE, 41% OF TRANNIES KILL THEMSELVES, THIS IS a 4x HIGHER SUICIDE RATE THEN DYSPHORIC INDIVIDUALS WHO SEEK THERAPY AND DO NOT TRANSISTION, ACCEPTING TRANNY DELUSION IS ALLOWING FOR MASS SELF-HARM

1  FagglePuss 2020-02-21

Imagine giving a selfpost faggot mod capabilities.

1  Frostfright 2020-02-21

imagine actually Doing It For Free

just imagine lmao

1  GeauxHouston22 2020-02-21

lots of spoilt mayonnaise in this thread making OP's point for him tbh

1  molested_by_clowns 2020-02-21

The agenda posting has been too much lately and it's not even sneaky

1  Lord_Sticky 2020-02-21

Imagine begging to do it for free

1  Shubard75 2020-02-21

56% upvoted

Seethe and cope

1  Babybear_Dramabear 2020-02-21

I agree as long as they are dick swinging LBJesque lefties and not the twitteratti kind.

There has been a lot of rightoid agenda posting as of late.

1  Ohsbar 2020-02-21

stop the abuse directed towards the trans community

Troids unite the non menslibber left and right.

1  BlooCheckmark 2020-02-21

Time to refer to my post from months ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/epmjqw/shut_the_fuck_up_just_shut_the_fuck_up/

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-02-21

🥰

1  Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2020-02-21

*AHEM* *TING* *TING* *TING*

FUCK JANNIES NIGGERS AND TRANNIES

1  WeWuzKANG5 2020-02-21

Literally who

1  duckraul2 2020-02-21

I don't got a problem with the rightoids but they need to understand why assimilating to drama culture is in everybody's best interest. They need to learn how to trannypost (not the reeee trannies posting they do now), because it's one of drama's best defense mechanisms (esp now that our best tranny mod is gone) against quarantining/banning, or generally just becoming the nth abstraction of MDE.

1  cptnhaddock 2020-02-21

Oh wow. Another one of these posts.

1  jefff_winston 2020-02-21

quit your whining

1  mrmarfanman 2020-02-21

To make r/drama more inclusive and stop the abuse directed towards the trans community

No, please. Not again. No. Wasn’t SomethingAwful enough for you? Wasn’t GDQ enough for you? No. No. NO!!!!!!!

1  bambam4242 2020-02-21

Counterpoint: kill yourself tranny

1  newcomer_ts 2020-02-21

To make r/drama more inclusive

Leftist subversion detected.

1  CapitalistVenezuelan 2020-02-21

Fuck I'm a rightoid and I still hate rightoids

1  The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-21

competent mod

Disqualifying tbh

1  R483 2020-02-21

Look, I get what you’re trying to say here. I can read in between the lines. I can hear that dog whistle of yours. Whether you like it or not, r/drama is seeing the light of Allah, and we will continue to learn and embrace the teachings of the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) whether you like it or not. Like the rest of the world, r/drama was always fated to submit to Allah.

1  PROLURKER69 2020-02-21

Dude bussy lmao

1  Ferocetis 2020-02-21

r/drama

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-02-21

Include me in the screenshot

1  chanbr 2020-02-21

Do it.

1  dramasexual 2020-02-21

A spectre is haunting /r/drama — the spectre of rightism. All the powers of left copeposters have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: pizzashill and distortedlines, imsimpleguy and watermark, trussy radicals and TDS posters.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as rightoid by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of anarcho-capitalism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its progressive adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Rightism is already acknowledged by all shitposting powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that rightoids should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Rightism with a manifesto of the morons themselves.

To this end, rightoids of various creeds have assembled in the comments section and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the "English", Autism, AAVE, Mountain Jew, Redneck and Fentanylese languages.

1  ShitTornadoToOz 2020-02-21

bong

Opinion discarded

1  fancyhatman18 2020-02-21

Also encourage more posts about rightoid drama.

Why do leftoid plans always involve someone else doing the work?

1  Jeb4Pres2020 2020-02-21

Why the FUCK has nobody posted this yet? This thread has been up for 8 fucking hours.

https://i.ibb.co/6Yw8XDc/lqflv5vpkvt21.png

1  TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-21

the problem with MDE tards is they just aren't right for the drama community, it's not really their politics either, they just spam the same 10 boring half a decade old memes and downvote anyone into oblivion, and think saying the n word is the peak of humour, it's just unfunny content.

their memes are fairly decent on their meme subs but the comments are just christianfag tradcath larping and raging about society like they are the joker.

1  XylGryphon 2020-02-21

Counter-suggestion: add more leftist jannies but they're NazBols.

1  fbcc1233 2020-02-21

Make me a mod and I'll delete r/drama.

1  serialflamingo 2020-02-21

We already have leftie jannies

1  EnvironmentalCrow5 2020-02-21

I agree with your premise, but your solutions suck.

1  FUCKYOURITALIN 2020-02-21

the jannies are actual rightoids