In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
That's quite a game of telephone these strasserites are playing
"The IRS audits the wealthy at the same rate as the poor because funding cuts have diminished the number of advanced investigations they can do" --> "The IRS goes after the poor more than the wealthy because they are corrupt" --> "The IRS only goes after people who can't fight back"
This keeps coming up but an audit includes the IRS sending a letter to some moron who claimed no income and 9 kids when 2 W-2s were sent to them and they know they have no kids. That's why it's easier and cheaper to audit them, because they do it in an extremely dumb way.
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In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
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1 LuckyTheresASteven 2020-02-21
People that work with and speak with the IRS are now a protected minority group
1 wm20123 2020-02-21
That's quite a game of telephone these strasserites are playing
"The IRS audits the wealthy at the same rate as the poor because funding cuts have diminished the number of advanced investigations they can do" --> "The IRS goes after the poor more than the wealthy because they are corrupt" --> "The IRS only goes after people who can't fight back"
1 nayytay 2020-02-21
Yeah, this exact chain is exactly why you should never listen to, or take advice from, anyone on reddit.
1 wm20123 2020-02-21
The surgeon general needs to force Reddit to put a warning on every default sub.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-21
People that work with and speak with the IRS are now a protected minority group
1 nayytay 2020-02-21
They truly are oppressed.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-21
I heard Trump is going to put them in camps
1 nayytay 2020-02-21
Hopefully after the gamers
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-21
Gamers should be forced to live in slums in the sewers so we can recreate the world of Demolition Man
1 nayytay 2020-02-21
Inshallah
1 cfbWORKING 2020-02-21
To the wall, unironically
1 rakrakaon 2020-02-21
This keeps coming up but an audit includes the IRS sending a letter to some moron who claimed no income and 9 kids when 2 W-2s were sent to them and they know they have no kids. That's why it's easier and cheaper to audit them, because they do it in an extremely dumb way.