I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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The average burger woman's waist is 38. Homer Simpson's waist is canonically 38.

Homer fucking Simpson is skinnier than most of them.

That stat is still insane to me. How are women so fat

Wait that’s a real stat? Even in my overweight days I was never close to a 38 waist, and that’s what the average foid is? There’s no way.

unfortunately, is is real, and worse than I thought it was.

First, how can the average weight be 170 and average waist be 38? Are they all 4 foot tall beach balls?

Second, how much has this statistic been influenced by the blacks and beaners? I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a thin one.

Yeah that doesn’t sound right at all

Also I believe black women are the fattest demographic by a large margin, so that definitely skews it

All the fatasses live in the south.

I blew up in college between no longer playing organized sports and drink/eating like shit.

My junior year I was watching Simpson’s and homer weighed 5 lbs heavier than me at 240. I freaked out and started running again. Lost 30 lbs in a year.

It also scared me that 240 was considered obese back then

About as fast as their clothing expenses LOOOOOOOOOOOL

This sans sarcasm. It's one of the funniest communities on reddit, but lately they've attracted so much attention from well-meaning busybodies, voyeurs, and trolls alike and I'm worried it's gonna ruin the ride.

Give it ten years and it will solve itself.

Why do we allow those "people" to live among us?

Can't we just dump them in a tiny island for eternity?

They wouldn't fit

It would capsize

Pot calling the kettle black, most dramacels are threatened by /r/stopdrinking

Then keep posting it 😂👍

Okay 😂

Fucking cnunt, totaly insesitive, subscribe to r/drunk

Being raised mormon might have made me retarded, but comments like these show me it was for my own good. 😂😂😂

I unironically subscribe to r/stopdrinking and r/cripplingalcoholism because on one hand I drink too much but on the other i feel better seeing all the people who drink way more than me 😇

Also r/stopdrinking is like a cult. They tag every post with IWNDWYT (I will not drink with you tonight). It’s absolutely terrifying.

If you drink too much just stop lol the fuck is the problem

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Bottle Like Nigga Drink Water Haha

The seizures, mainly.

just take valium nigga hahhahaha like get a script nigga haha

Valium is to weak.

I heard alcohol stops the seizures

It does.A friend we gave him like 5 valium nothing happen but when he get got the seizures, we gave him vodka which worked almost instantly

Tell me more

Yeah but what else am I gonna do lmao

If you switch to something way more expensive like pills or cocaine you wont be able to afford to do it all the time so you'll quit probably

I’m a military-reservistcel and I get drug tested almost every month so I’m kinda limited in my approach.

Crystal meth doesn't come up in drug tests because it's made from cough syrup

I’m in the northeast bro all we have here is fent 🤧

I miss that. I'm from Va but live in rural Ca now. Tweakers are a whole different breed of drug addict and they're everywhere, even in the small towns

Yeah I don’t get any first-hand exposure to tweakers in rural PA just news stories about people I went to high school with dying on Facebook (bless their fent-ridden souls).

are u retarded

I'm actually a scientist , so no

lmfao ok sure bro

Exactly the response I'd expect from a stupid layman

ur right bro my bad

I'm sorry that my intellect is extremely intimidating, I cant help it

Yeah I had a friend randomly come up to me the other day and tell me how she's loving Noom and has lost a few lbs after like a week, blah blah... And then she was like, "it's only $100 something at first then $60 a month!" Like the fact that you have to pay all that money to diet... All the eye rolls.

Eats that much in Snickers in a day....lol....

On the one hand, lose weight how you can.

On the other, I cannot imagine spending $60 a month on software that tells you to put in less calories and do some cardio.

I feel like fat people do all this extra stuff so when they fail they have something to blame it on besides their will power. All you have to do is eat at a caloric deficit whether that's eating the same amount of meals but smaller portions or gorging yourself but just once a day. For these extremely over weight people exercise is not enough, at least not enough to make significant changes

But their exercise is also fucking stupid. Like they go for a walking 1h total over a week. Doing high-intense cardio for 15 min is far better.

Like they go for a walking 1h total over a week. Doing high-intense cardio for 15 min is far better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kWQiHx9QGY

Walking is like bellow low intensive . Just walking for a hour is like 300 kcal while 15 high-intense running is about the same.

Quick walks are a decent starting point for a fattie. Ofc you should up the intensity as you improve.

Nope to those fatties walking simply means going to the fridge without the mobility scooter. Some minor additions to walking is like staffs and going bit faster pace increase the energy burned like 100%

I remember back when /r/fatlogic was actually good there was a post of someone who though moving around in the kitchen while their cooked their diabetes slop counted as exercise. Fatties will pretend anything is exercise to avoid taking personal responsibility for their weight.

I wonder why they keep getting recommendations/ads about that ad? 🤔... 🤣

Why does every app need to butt rape my phone permissions? No thanks I'll just stick with DNP.

I see these Noom commercials all the time and I'm just baffled by it. The people are clearly still fat.

They all look overweight, but that's practically considered anorexic here in the US.

Lmao that hoe said "I even cut out bread and pasta for a day". If that is a feat fit for a commercial then america has reached peak fatty

oh no not intentional weight loss. the horror of it all!

It's better to do meth and unintentionally lose 100 lbs in a year.

I'm going to use steroids for the summer, defeat all of the mods in combat, and take my rightful place as leader of this cesspool.

You can tell the "intuitive eating" thing is useless because on every diet sub, the most upvoted content is progress pictures. "Lost 20 lbs with keto", "dropped a size thanks to IF", "CICO works guys, just keep with it!"

And then with r/intuitiveeating, the top posts are "I just made and ate three dozen cookies at four in the morning!" and nobody dares post a picture (They'd need a wide angle lens anyway).

Because the overwhelming amount of intuitive eating advicates don't really know what it is: they just saw it on twitter or something. Its basically a CBT approach to stop overeating where you only eat when you feal physically and stoo before you're actually full. When done right it eliminates all the binge eating, bored eating, stressed eating, ect.

Of course when you go to the actual sub,its literally full of people who say they eat even when theyre not hungry

What the fuck is noom I just use my fitness pal and it's retard proof

I firmly believe that if a Supreme Dictator of Earth came to power and decided to genocide one group of people, fatties would be one of the only choices met with little-to-no resistance by the general populace.

as long as the general populace isnt fat

Only people count towards general populace.

hopefully that will be true someday

Fatties are incapable of producing meaningful resistance through any means except Newton's First Law

even algorithm recogmise her as hella fat

Never even began

It’s a weight loss app that markets itself as “anti-diet” while still promoting restriction and intentional weight loss.

A weight loss app that promotes weight loss!

Diets aren't sustainable and often lead to even more weight gain long term. Check out the links below. And while not every size is healthy, health cannot be determined by size alone. People of every size can try to improve their health within the bodies they currently inhabit.

So this is a sub for people who don't have the willpower to lose weight and want to justify it somehow?

I once found I was gaining a bit of weight so I started eating smaller portions. It worked.

“I tried selling a weight loss book but my publisher wouldn’t let me publish a book that only had one sentence in it.” - Gavin McInness