Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
No internal dialogue is NPC. Lack of a mind's eye just means he is scion of Devadatta, cousin and brother-in-law of Gautama Siddhārtha, the Sākyamuni Buddha, and brother of Yashodhara, wife of Prince Siddhartha , son of Amita, sister of suddhodhana and Son of Suppabuddha, nephew of mahamaya and prajapati.
I didn’t tell him that I had seen it and thought I could use it against him later
Typical femoid. What an absolute riot dude goes back and clicks through FB pics. Who even uses FB anymore? This leads me to believe that they are in an under developed, rural part of the Midwest and they are both absolute ham planets, and when they did it by his desk it was the only part of the house that wasn’t over taken by garbage from all of the hoarding.
I can't even coom to reddit posts anymore. After seeing the pics of those reddit meetups, any comments about sex only make me feel disgust knowing who's on the other side of the screen.
I wish it was mandatory that the foids on that sub had to post pictures of themselves so I could get more context. Although I’m pretty sure what I’d see across the board.
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain,
Honestly looking at porn is way less weird and it's very strange that she was apparently OK with it as long as he was just bored browsing through rando stuff while fuckin
It could be worse, he could do that thing where he reaches inside her pussy and jerks himself off with his hand. For some reason foids with really loose pussies fantasize about that.
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3 2fast2fuzzy 2020-02-22
“Permanently damaged” because her boyfriend watched porn 🤣🤣🤣
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Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
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1 phenylanin 2020-02-22
How is this bot so good?
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-22
Lmao. I mean, clearly he's an asshole. But how fat and ugly has the broad to be for him to only be able to enjoy sex that way
1 57FPS 2020-02-22
She’s obviously reached units of absolute.
1 goldfish_memories 2020-02-22
Burgers not even once
1 WeirdDeal 2020-02-22
I did this once or twice with my ex when we had sex in the dark. I don't know how to explain, i needed a visual image to get hard.
2 Ubertroon 2020-02-22
Are you one of those people without a mind's eye that /pol/ keeps calling NPCs?
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-22
No internal dialogue is NPC. Lack of a mind's eye just means he is scion of Devadatta, cousin and brother-in-law of Gautama Siddhārtha, the Sākyamuni Buddha, and brother of Yashodhara, wife of Prince Siddhartha , son of Amita, sister of suddhodhana and Son of Suppabuddha, nephew of mahamaya and prajapati.
2 Tzar-Romulus-Dos 2020-02-22
This. ^^^
1 WeirdDeal 2020-02-22
Very probable
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2 cashkage 2020-02-22
Jesus watch less porn coomer
1 RochelleH 2020-02-22
Yeh, wut. That setup is tragic, any way you look at it.
1 [deleted] 2020-02-22
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1 ICntBelieveHwSmrtIAm 2020-02-22
goddamn foids are fucking pathetic. imagine seeing this happen repeatedly and just shrugging your should at it
1 album1 2020-02-22
Her body her choice sweaty 💅🏻
1 [deleted] 2020-02-22
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1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-02-22
was this dude fucking her while on his phone lmao?
what an absolute chad, this feels more like a skit than real life
imagine a couple fucking missionary style and the guy is on his phone the entire time
1 goldfish_memories 2020-02-22
Reads like creative writing tbh. Guess the English majors are bored with r/nosleep closed
1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-22
There is no way you dont notice someone on the phone while fucking lmao fake
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-02-22
at least read the post you dumb nigger
3 -M-o-X- 2020-02-22
what are you, gay?
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-02-22
yes why
1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-22
digits
1 [deleted] 2020-02-22
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1 watermark1917 2020-02-22
I need to try this, just see the look on her face when I whip out the phone in missionary
3 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-02-22
As if you’re having sex.
1 watermark1917 2020-02-22
Seethe
1 orangetato 2020-02-22
When I was tired and cbf my girlfriend at the time would just go at it while I lied there on my phone lmao, both of us got what we wanted so fuck it
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-22
She has to be fat as fuck and fucking a dude way above her smv. Explains the body comparisons too
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-22
he might be fat and ugly too, it's not like being fat and ugly makes you attracted to fat and ugly women.
1 Meowsommar 2020-02-22
Thank you. I’m having PMS and feeling down but posts like this make me realize I’m not a degenerate. Wowie.
2 Tzar-Romulus-Dos 2020-02-22
🤢🤢
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-22
<3
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-22
This why bussy is always superior.
1 aduketsavar 2020-02-22
You're degenerate just for being a foid tbh
1 15nelsoc 2020-02-22
Mashallah 🙏🏾
1 ezrealprodigy 2020-02-22
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3677777
1 Meowsommar 2020-02-22
I’m from the east, dummy.
2 watermark1917 2020-02-22
你喺嗰喥好喇, 千l祈咪搞佢啲嘢。驚いた彼は道を走っていった。大韓民國 農業이 더 發展할 수 있도록 도와주는 硏究 結果가 公開되었다。
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-22
Based. Tell that foid, watermark
1 ezrealprodigy 2020-02-22
just smile more honey :)
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-22
I noticed since I transitioned that I went from getting hardons to getting pms. Womanhood is amazing huh?
1 Rkorgo 2020-02-22
PMS? Pre-marital sex?
3 automatic_cluck 2020-02-22
Haram
1 NervousTomatillo 2020-02-22
Wait, she was okay with non-porn internet browsing while they were fucking? Something something soft bigotry of low expectations.
1 _TITTIES_ 2020-02-22
Typical femoid. What an absolute riot dude goes back and clicks through FB pics. Who even uses FB anymore? This leads me to believe that they are in an under developed, rural part of the Midwest and they are both absolute ham planets, and when they did it by his desk it was the only part of the house that wasn’t over taken by garbage from all of the hoarding.
1 Cucker_Dog 2020-02-22
I can't even coom to reddit posts anymore. After seeing the pics of those reddit meetups, any comments about sex only make me feel disgust knowing who's on the other side of the screen.
1 _TITTIES_ 2020-02-22
Just subbate to the black screen that follows you closing those pics because you are a sexy motherfucker 😉😏
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-22
dude, you're really cool.
1 _TITTIES_ 2020-02-22
Shut the fuck up nerd
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-22
ok daddy
1 ToshJom 2020-02-22
I’m pretty sure they’re not from the US because she uses 1,5 instead of 1.5
Not here in Burgerland, no sir
1 watermark1917 2020-02-22
Based
1 poopoocumcum 2020-02-22
WORDS WORDS WORDS
1 OniTan 2020-02-22
Throw in a pastrami sandwich and it's the George Costanza special.
1 smokeyphil 2020-02-22
And the curtain falls away so easily.
2 reebokpumps 2020-02-22
I wish it was mandatory that the foids on that sub had to post pictures of themselves so I could get more context. Although I’m pretty sure what I’d see across the board.
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-22
Why does he keep doing it??
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-22
He keeps getting away with it
1 HistoryBuff9393 2020-02-22
How dare she kink shame.
1 [deleted] 2020-02-22
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1 QuadNarca 2020-02-22
Yeah if you can't compete with porn then the problem is with you, not the bf.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-22
Imagine getting boned by some dude and he whips out his phone in the middle of it to watch a Minecraft let's play
2 Mayos_side 2020-02-22
'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain,
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-22
Minecraft song parody compilation 6
2 Lysander125 2020-02-22
Family Guy funny moments number 26
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-22
Family Man*
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-22
Is that a good sub?
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-22
It is! It is a good sub!
4 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-22
But what about the show? Is that a good show?
2 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-22
It is! A great show!
1 watermark1917 2020-02-22
Yeah I'm fine with this
Honestly looking at porn is way less weird and it's very strange that she was apparently OK with it as long as he was just bored browsing through rando stuff while fuckin
1 BlastMyBussy 2020-02-22
Chad move tbh
1 wm20123 2020-02-22
It could be worse, he could do that thing where he reaches inside her pussy and jerks himself off with his hand. For some reason foids with really loose pussies fantasize about that.
1 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-02-22
If you weren't fat and ugly he wouldn't need to look at porn. This is your fault ugly.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-02-22
gr8 b8 m8
1 Rkorgo 2020-02-22
Such a based guy.
1 variedpageants 2020-02-22
Presumably, he's hitting it from behind, right? I mean, if they're face-to-face and he's holding a phone in front of her face that's just ...wow.
h-how is that any better??
2 wm20123 2020-02-22
put the phone on her neck, then lean it against her head, pull her hair to keep her head upright.
1 hugegrav 2020-02-22
Good morning
1 watermark1917 2020-02-22
Lmao imagine seeing your bf using his phone during sex
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1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-22
WOWEEE HE SURE SOUNDS LIKE A REAL PIECE OF SHIT, IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY FOR HER TO STOP BEING WITH HIM GEE WHIZ
1 zuoga 2020-02-22
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-22
lol