I'm Mike Bloomberg and I approve of this message

1  2020-02-22 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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I'd actually donate to make the real thing happen

Ok, bloomer.

Iโ€™m actually undecided this year

Bloomberg will cause peak seething from Bernie bros.

It already has

Unironically voting for that little fucker. He's proven himself to be /ourguy/.

I wish he was running when the Iowa caucus was around. I caucused for Kobachad because shes bat shit crazy. Switched back to republican the next day.

Were you one of the fat boomers wearing cargo shorts and a ponytail?

Can you believe this went up in my city https://imgur.com/a/DfyQncd

Well you know thatโ€™s just false cause mini mike said 13/95.

Michael Bloomberg started /r/BrownshirtsForBernie.

And ๐Ÿ‘ that's ๐Ÿ‘ a good ๐Ÿ‘ thing ๐Ÿ‘.

Thatโ€™s a good sub

You should make me a mod.

Why?

Because I hate brownshirts and Bernie. Duh.

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