Israel-Palestine drama in... dogelore

1  2020-02-22 by aduketsavar

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Once again, if you want it A-Rabs , take it, y’all talk a big game with these tererist attacks, but can y’all follow it up on the battlefield?

It’s unironically quite embarrassing. The ‘48 war was between the military forces of 7 different Arab countries combined versus a couple Jewish paramilitaries, and the Jews won.

The ‘67 war was such a fucking travesty for Egypt that, to this day, the phrase “sixty seven” (Sabaa wi Siteen in Arabic) is slang for “a complete disaster” in Egypt.

The ‘73 oil embargo completely backfired and was a massive failure

Arabs like to LARP hard that they won the Yom Kippur war, but what actually happened was that the US and the USSR both saw they were supporting opposite sides of the conflict and they didn’t want it to escalate to a deadly war, so the two big daddies came in and cancelled the whole affair. If you actually analyze the conflict from a strategic standpoint, Arabs had good initial offensive but eventually got beaten back by Israel pretty consistently until the whole thing was cancelled. If Arabs really won that war, Egypt wouldn’t have had to sign a peace treaty so undesirable that it got Sadat assassinated

Obviously the two intifadas were totally worthless

I think there’s an element in which Arabs suck at post-WWII modern warfare. These aren’t the Umayyad caliphate days, bro. You can’t just win through sheer anger in the masses & brute force jihadi Zerg rushing your enemies. You have to be subversive, you have to be secretive, you have to develop unparalleled military signals / human intelligence like Mossad or CIA, you have to court the favor of world superpowers.

I mean in 1948 the Israelis had American Jews steal American WWII weaponry and smuggle it to Israel. In 65 they sent a Mossad agent to the US to take enriched uranium from an American Jew who was running an industrial plant (in 67 the CIA was surprised to learn that Israel had 2 dirty bombs up and running that they could’ve potentially used in the Six-Day War). You’ve got to do shit like that. This whole Allahu Akbar nonsense doesn’t work anymore. You have to stab backs, be dishonorable, and rule from the shadows in order to win modern war. You basically have to be Jewish

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It’s their unstable governments along with lack of foreign support. Israel has 100x from Murcia the support than any Arab country and Russia. Also the dictatorships are unstable, if any general becomes charismatic enough to win the loyalty of their armies, they could easily replace the current dictator with themselves. So competent commanders are replaced with unambitious loyalists.

I unironically think it’s two things : support from the US, and nukes. Two deadliest weapons to have in modern world

The final victory of Israel over Arabs is to force the Muslim world to become Jewish. It is inevitable.

I think there’s an element in which Arabs suck at post-WWII modern warfare

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That sub is...strange

Dogelore at the end of 2018

(2 panels) Vietnamese rice farmer: "i sure hope this weird looking frisbee isn't a landmine leftover from the Second Indochina War."

"OH SHIT, OH FUCK"

Dogelore by the end of 2019:

(32 panels) WORDS WORDS WORDS TRANS RIGHTS WORDS WORDS WORDS MOM I'M GAY WORDS WORDS WORDS WHOLESOME MOSTER CHEEMSBURGER TRUCK WORDS WORDS ISABEL WORDS WORDS CHUD WORDS WORDS DOGE WEARS PROGRAMMING SOCKS NOW

Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense

What else is there to laugh at? My own expense? That's not funny.

If Israel ever lost a war, the Arabs would do Holocaust 2, so that's the only reason I'm not completely against Israel, they just don't want to die, but their homeland is surrounded by people on all sides that would murder all of them the first chance they get, so I understand why Israel implemented these bad apartheid ethnostate policies.

they just don’t want to die

LOL. Retarded burger buying into pure hasbarah

“Bro why did you send your military into the West Bank to demolish my house and built a settlement on top?”

“I JUST DONT WANT TO DIE BRO”

“Bro why did you impose a naval blockade on the entire Gaza Strip and cut off all our electricity and water?”

“I JUST DONT WANT TO DIE BRO”

“Bro why did your Zionist paramilitaries kill my parents, take their land, and now you refuse to let me even come back to it as a citizen?”

“I JUST DONT WANT TO DIE BRO”

“Bro why did you launch an offensive against Syria and steal the Golan Heights?”

“I JUST DONT WANT TO DIE BRO”

“Bro why do you sell the land you took to Jews for a nickel and refuse to sell it to the descendants of the people you took it from at all?”

“I JUST DONT WANT TO DIE BRO”

“Bro why did you -”

“NO MORE QUESTIONS ANTI SEMITE”

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Yes, we get it, Israelis just don't want to die.

Yeah I mean, if they lost they’d all flee and it would legit be israel no more, but when you consider 95% of Israelis didn’t or have parents that didn’t live their till 1947 it’s not really a tragedy.

Honestly, it’s pretty hard to be objective here, so I’m fine with the winner winning

All titty skittles are produced in Israel so it would be a tragedy if something happened to it.

Buy your hormones Iranian-made. Make Khomeini proud.

I needed help to heal, and sensed that growing a rounder, more tender body would help me connect with the justice-loving feminine child inside of me, and that having such a body would help me grow from that soft place.

...what?

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Mental illness.

It'd be hilarious to see trannies affected by their anti-zionism.

Ya it's like... if they had the choice to not be surrounded I wouldn't support them, it's not like they put themselves in that position.

hamas says trans rights.

Iran (actually) says trans rights

but no to gay rights

Transbians btfo

as god intended

nuke israel (palestine)

Nuke whole Asia and nothing of value will be lost.

the worst thing about israel is how much rights women have

Imagine caring about Palestine lmao literally the gayest reason to shit on Israel

Seriously where are the burqas? Women wearing whatever they please? Da fuck?

Better a Jewish hell than an Islamic heaven.

Oh yeah I remember this Deus Ex ending.

How is an apartheid state "less evil" than people fighting an apartheid state? What makes you think that Palestinians or the Palestinian government are racist against Jews?

Hamas literally just wants to end apartheid.