As someone who got permanently banned from twitter for calling Trump "retarded," I just have to say, hail Dorsey, and hail Zuckerberg, protectors of society from naughty words, defenders against dangerous ideas. To put it simply, social media moderators are infallible gods among men. -16 votes

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fucking lol

"R word"

The man has been trying to pry "retard" from my vocabulary for over 15 years. Just give it up, it ain't happening.

Try "developmentally disabled".

It's longer, but it has a nice mouthfeel, it just rolls off the tongue. Plus there's the alliteration.

Sounds developmentally retarded to me.

Still correct as well

I'm trying to make "neurologically divergent" into a slur to own the chapos.

You don't even need to try tbh. Any language that's used to describe retards will become a slur given enough time. Turns out that being clinically retarded is and always will be a bad thing.

Meh, that's already used and too neutral.

That's why he's trying to make it a slur you neuro divergent

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE CHILDREN VACCINES AND MAKE THEM NEURO DIVERGENT NOOOOOOOO

My plan is working 😈

o7

I salute you

We unironically need to start turning the N word into a slur, or just the letter. We can cause a whole letter to he removed from the alphabet or at least the pussy way of not saying it.

Mouthfeel 😳

It is said that Mini Mike has the better mouth feel.

I use this or “mentally disabled”. I don’t even know why, it’s almost like it emphasizes the insult more. For when I want to call someone retarded, but like, medically.

If anything, "mentally disabled" is the nastier insult. It shows that you know exactly what "retarded" implies about a person, and that that is what you choose to call them.

Never say “disabled” sweaty, you’re implying that they’re beneath you. Please refer to them as “differently abled”

I don't like this as an insult personally, I used to work for a charity helping developmentally disabled people and they have really tough lives- most have been in some type of assisted living for years or even decades with few visits from family, but they are really sweet people who are very fun if you give them the opportunity.

The based frog airliners call out “retard” three times before touchdown.

Take a cue from Norm. The new word is "Down Syndrome."

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This shit actually happened to me. I called a stonetoss bootleg guy “a fucking retard” and got permanently banned from Twitter

Retard bot

These incels are gonna have an aneurysm when they find out how many spergs use "retard" very liberally.

Never thought I would see lefties so deliriously happy at having speech regulated by mega corporations. -24 votes

"Heh, you oppose -X group- when they do -Y bad thing- but are fine with them doing -Z good thing- you hypocrites! I am very smart"

what a retarded comeback it literally hurt to read something so fucking stupid fuck this gay dumbass in his gay fucking ass FUCK

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Unironically couldn't have said it better myself

You needn’t be intellectually consistent when you can quote memes at anyone who criticizes your beliefs.

These are the ones that will lead us to our red future comrade.

за нашу советскую родину

if its any consolation theyre going to be distraught as fuck in a few months and probably never recover

Are you talking about the American election? It's too close to call at this point. Bloomberg and Bernie both have enough populist bullying instincts to give Trump a real fight.

Also, if you want to see people really lose their shit: if history is any indication, the thing that would absolutely guarantee a social media-wide Night of the Long Knives for left-wing content creators is a Bernie victory.

Bloomberg and Bernie both have enough populist bullying instincts to give Trump a real fight.

cmon dude jokes are fun and all but this is just distasteful

bernie cant even stand up to a random feminist stealing his microphone and bloomberg cant even reach the podium

the thing that would absolutely guarantee a social media-wide Night of the Long Knives for left-wing content creators is a Bernie victory.

a bernie victory would exacerbate everything bad and create less drama because hes too much of a pussy to stand up to anyone let alone corporations like twitter and google

cmon dude jokes are fun and all but this is just distasteful

Have you seen the head-to-head polling? Both of them are beating Trump in basically every swing state except for Wisconsin. Don't play the "polls are unreliable this far out!" card, everyone has a fixed opinion about Daddy by now.

a bernie victory would exacerbate everything bad and create less drama because hes too much of a pussy to stand up to anyone let alone corporations like twitter and google

It wouldn't matter what Bernie did, it's how tech companies would respond to him. Twitter and Reddit and YouTube and Facebook suddenly realized that Daddy's supporters actually were a threat to the status quo once Daddy got elected, and only then began purging and demonetizing them. A Sanders victory would embolden the retards on the left just as surely as Daddy's did the right, and they'd immediately get the metaphorical guillotine.

I admit, as uncomfortable as censorship makes me, the idea of the people who spent the last four years mocking "freeze peach" suddenly getting silenced is tempting, isn't it?

Both of them are beating Trump in basically every swing state

in polls, which arent accurate and are just there to try to influence people to pick the frontrunner so their votes "count"

Don't play the "polls are unreliable this far out!" card

theyre literally always unreliable by nature

it's how tech companies would respond to him.

theyd just promote all the boring milquetoast shit he says and ban anyone who speaks out against it, the opposite of what they do now

and he wouldnt dare criticise them

and they'd immediately get the metaphorical guillotine.

lol youre presuming they arent the people working for these companies

silicon valley tech employees are insane people

the idea of the people who spent the last four years mocking "freeze peach" suddenly getting silenced is tempting, isn't it?

yeah thats why i dont want them empowered from bernie being a fag

If polls were "there to influence people" do you think the DNC would publish data showing Liz Warren or Mayo Pete doing so fucking atrociously in head-to-heads against Daddy?

theyd just promote all the boring milquetoast shit he says

True 4-D chess, promoting policies that would hurt your bottom line.

lol youre presuming they arent the people working for these companies

I'm sorry but even for you this is retarded.

silicon valley tech employees are insane people

Maybe, but they've found a way to succeed under the current economic system, and it would be stupid to throw out a system that you've already adapted yourself to.

do you think the DNC would publish data showing Liz Warren or Mayo Pete doing so fucking atrociously in head-to-heads against Daddy?

lmao they were never going to promote warren

True 4-D chess, promoting policies that would hurt your bottom line.

no because like i said hed be too much of a coward to actually do anything regardless

he talks a big game but hes a lying old jew

I'm sorry but even for you this is retarded.

you dont think theres twitter and google employees on ahs

have you seen the trannies and black women these companies hire lmao

Maybe, but they've found a way to succeed under the current economic system, and it would be stupid to throw out a system that you've already adapted yourself to.

the way silicon valley works is they have white men do all the important stuff and underpay them while hiring sassy twitter cunts to make codes of conduct and shit

its why their products and services all suck now

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Mate if Jews are as powerful as you think then Trump is fucked, seeing as he's pretty much guaranteed to face one in November. Yeah he might have given Israel what it wanted and accepted one as his son-in-law, but why not just cut out the middleman?

Anyway, the prevalence of trannies in tech has nothing to do with recruitment and everything to do with the high prevalence of ASDs among programmers. Guess what ASDs are correlated with?

seeing as he's pretty much guaranteed to face one in November.

lmao dont discount sanders being taken out or disenfranchised thats still the main plan as far as i can tell

theyre panicking a bit because of these primaries but they already established in 2016 they dont have to nominate him even if he wins

also sanders is a different faction of jew and not one of the big players, still shifty af and lies about everything tho

Anyway, the prevalence of trannies in tech has nothing to do with recruitment and everything to do with the high prevalence of ASDs among programmers.

trans shit isnt real, its all propaganda and influencing unstable people

deliberately hiring them is playing into it, dont pretend silicon valley isnt at the forefront of this faggot shit

lmao dont discount sanders being taken out or disenfranchised

I swear to god, his 80-year-old ass could have a heart attack and you'd be saying someone slipped glycosides into his drink wouldn't you.

they already established in 2016 they dont have to nominate him even if he wins

How? He didn't win, his supporters can repeat it as much as they want but it will never become true.

deliberately hiring them is playing into it

for every trans coder working some desk monkey job in tech, there are like 20 underemployed trans commies with anime avatars on Twitter.

I swear to god, his 80-year-old ass could have a heart attack and you'd be saying someone slipped glycosides into his drink wouldn't you.

not at all, i think hes fucking retarded but i dont underestimate the support he has from stupid people or the hatred the actual establishment has for him

i dont think he would have won 2016 primaries but they clearly tried to smear him to lower his chances, which personally i found hilarious

How? He didn't win, his supporters can repeat it as much as they want but it will never become true.

in the 2016 primaries and all the shit about how he had his nomination stolen blah blah blah the dnc actually officially came out and said that the primary voting process was a technicality and didnt necessarily dictate who the dnc would nominate

even if bernie sweeps that shit (lol) they could literally just give it to bloomberg, theyve established a legal precedent for that reason

for every trans coder working some desk monkey job in tech, there are like 20 underemployed trans commies with anime avatars on Twitter.

sure but they all claim to be in tech too and probably spam google and twitter with hate speech reports that other trannies take seriously

Look I'm just pointing out that no matter what happens, Trump is almost certainly going to be facing one of the Chosen People in 2020. Each of them is going to play the Washington Outsider card for all it's worth (yeah, Bloomie is a billionaire, but he's still gonna do it). Each of them is polling well enough in matchups that this is objectively a close race at the moment. Bernie is surprisingly popular with broke-ass hicks who voted for Daddy because they thought he'd give them free stuff, since Bernie's whole platform is free stuff. Bloomberg's policy record as mayor might actually split the white nationalist vote, especially among the Jared Taylor types who are okay with Jews.

Look I'm just pointing out that no matter what happens, Trump is almost certainly going to be facing one of the Chosen People in 2020.

yeah for sure but its always a proxy so theres not too much diff

as far as i can tell though bloombergs campaign is already dead lol

and as much as free shit appeals to some people, most of the americans youre talking about wont elect a frail old jewish socialist that talks shit about white people and cant hold his own stage

talks shit about white people

I have news, every American except for a few terminally-online autistic regards Ashkenazim as white.

lmao no they dont

not even jews consider themselves white, ask a few how they like being lumped in with the amalek

If Jews aren't white then Sicilians are fucking aborigines

they literally arent lol they hate white people and call them amalekites

judaism literally says that germanic people are their eternal enemies and theyre destined to wipe out the jews unless jews do it to them first

they use ww2 as "fulfilling prophecy" even though the holocaust obviously didnt happen

the holocaust memorial in geneva says "destroy the seed of your enemies who did this to you"

for real man theyre fucking neurotic

Oops, fuck I forgot, you're actually retarded.

you know this isnt a conspiracy and is all on wikipedia right

literally google it

You know what's also on Wikipedia? Loads and loads of sources corroborating the mainstream historical narrative about the Holocaust.

theres evidence of the amalek stuff on wikipedia though, whereas all "the holocaust happened" articles are just hearsay and wild tales of automated masturbation and rollercoasters

what do you thik the significance of this is for instance

I don’t expect this to sink in, but anyone who reads this can go and listen to Goebbels’s Sportpalast speech, where he actually trips over his words and has to correct himself when he mentions the “extermination of the Jews.”

whyd they do the whole havaara agreement thing if they wanted to kill them all

Priorities change, and in a state of total war it probably seemed to make sense from the SS's perspective to just kill all of these people as quickly and efficiently as possible rather than to keep them alive and in state custody.

so they wanted to send them to israel with all their wealth and possessions, but the war stopped it happening and they died in the internment camps

weird its almost like bombing their supplies fucked that up for the jews

it probably seemed to make sense from the SS's perspective to just kill all of these people as quickly and efficiently as possible

with insecticide that doesnt kill people, obviously

instead of the stockpiles of tabun nerve gas they had

or the bullets in their guns

nevermind the typhus infestation that necessitates delousing and shaving of heads, or the starvation that happens when the winning side in a war fucks your food up

have you ever wondered why gassing people made them real skinny and bald

with insecticide that doesnt kill people, obviously

Cyanide is literally one of the best tools in the world for killing people lmao, come on

tabun nerve gas

Because the Nazis made a half-assed attempt at plausible deniability and a literal chemical warfare agent wouldn't have worked

or the bullets in their guns

They literally did this for the first 2 years of the Eastern Front, they only switched tactics because they realized that machine-gunning entire villages was causing catastrophic morale problems for the rank-and-file troops.

the winning side in a war fucks your food up

Vietnam's northern half alone had more tonnage of bombs dropped on it than were dropped on all of Europe, and despite being a destitute little former French colony that aligned itself with the Communist Bloc, they somehow managed to avoid having a catastrophic famine.

Cyanide is literally one of the best tools in the world for killing people lmao, come on

interned japanese and mexicans on the border were also sprayed heavily with zyklon b for delousing but weirdly enough it didnt kill them (its because it cant)

it was just soaked wood chips not nerve gas it had to be gently heated and evaporated

its incredibly weak

Because the Nazis made a half-assed attempt at plausible deniability

yep i know when im losing a war and gravely short of resources ill build a giant rube goldberg machine to kill random unarmed people instead of just shooting them

at some point you have to stop pretending that nazis were so evil and so stupid simultaneously that all this shit is plausible, because it isnt

dont even make me start posting hilariously fake holocaust testimonies from books they use to teach people

They literally did this for the first 2 years of the Eastern Front

weird how the only evidence of this shit is photoshopped

Vietnam's

yes guerillas with a secret tunnel network are exactly the same as a german city with obvious roads

they somehow managed to avoid having a catastrophic famine.

they werent fighting sadistic jews and jew puppets that do this shit deliberately

the real holocaust was dresden nigga get at me

Goebbels inflated the Dresden death toll tenfold and the fact that a bunch of rice farmers in black pajamas could avert a famine while being bombarded with napalm is proof that the Germans could have if they hadn’t been actively seeking to kill all the Jews in their newly conquered territories (and going about it like abject retards).

And countries try retarded shit when they’re losing wars all the time, because the smart people either get purged or defect or kill themselves. Like executing Rommel and leaving a moron like Himmler in a position of authority.

Goebbels inflated the Dresden death toll tenfold

lmao thats rich considering your defense of jews

Germans could have done the same if they hadn’t been actively seeking to kill all the Jews in their newly conquered territories (and going about it like abject retards).

how does that make sense at all what are you even trying to say

there are hundreds of boring but believable accounts like Elie Wiesel’s

lol hate to be the one to tell you but he made it all up

night is fiction

also i think you underestimate just how many "holocaust survivors" have equally unbelievable stories

tbh i dont think you could find a realistic account if you tried, the closest youll get is "the nazis ran out of gas"

also anne frank died of typhus and her dad wrote all the stuff about her masturbating

If you weren’t an Aktion-T4 level retard, you’d be able to figure out that I’m saying “bombing disrupted the food supplies” is a meme that can be disproven by the fact that Vietnam never had a famine despite getting it worse than Germany did.

vietnamese didnt have tens of giant prison camps that relied on germanys infrastructure lol

why are you so insistent on believing something that clearly isnt real

Why are you so preoccupied with Jews when you live in a country that has barely fucking any?

if they didnt want people persecuting them they shouldnt deliberately make themselves a target by constantly meddling in other peoples affairs

it is what it is dude all anti semitism is justified

youd think theyd learn after like 2000 years

I've actually had blood relatives in Lebanon wounded by the IDF, how is it possible that I'm more objective about this issue than you are

and their experiences of israel crying about persecution as they kill children with phosphorus hasnt made you maybe question their honesty at all?

You have to have a very high IQ to distinguish between events that happened 70 years apart.

when have they told the truth ever though

that was just an example that people living in lebanon can probably relate to

I don't live in Lebanon, I just visit and keep up with events there.

The greatest threat Lebanon faces, year in year out, has always been its own citizens. Or the Palestinians.

lol yeah not the actual ethnostate full of violent and well funded racial supremacists that keeps expanding

They ain't expanding northwards

not yet because theres still some palestinian territory

I wonder if we're going to start seeing Breadtube/woke Twitter "celebrities" start getting purged in the coming year. Even the guy who draws Existential Comics has tweeted some things that Twitter could credibly say constitute actionable threats.

On the one hand I don't like censorship, but on the other hand it would be hilarious to see these people suddenly wail about censorship. I can't decide which matters more to me.

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Corporations and oligarchs must not be trusted, except with controlling what political beliefs may or may not be expressed.

Ironically or unironically 🤔

Slurs are not a political belief lmai

“HOW CAN R/LGBT EXIST AND R/ANTILGBT GETS DELETED, CENSORSHIP”

Ever so smug in an adolescent kind of way, they think they know all the answers. But they don't know the truth.

AntiLGBT is a redundancy. The greatest threat to the gay community is the gay community itself.

Yeah go ahead, keep adding letters. See if that solves it, lol.

ITT: rightoids seething at dogshit leftoid meme

You're confusing seething and mocking again sweaty

hoes mad

With rightoids, is there really a difference?

Now that's just projecting

this tbh unironically

My good friend got married and wants to have a kid soon. He's religious and moderately right wing and wondering how to prepare for the future and he's all despondent and whatnot. He told me "we are losing the culture war to 22 year olds who hate laughing, what the fuck is wrong with us?"

Ask him about his interest in taking Estradiol.

Tell him since saying nigger is a taboo now, wait for the next generation to rebel against the censorship of such slurs.

tell me about how trans women are women

if you’re calling it dogshit doesn’t that mean you’re seething too

I need to ban words that hurt my faggot feelings

the right is fragile

Lmao

Why you made me read this

Isn't DankLeft's entire shtick that theyre edgy like rightoids? It just reads like a self own especially considering commies are the ones who love to think of themselves as badass revolutionaries

Every edgy lefty subreddit goes the same way. Dirtbag socialists -> progressive democrat handwringing. Every time, guaranteed.

Stupidpol is already in the middle of that swing.

Literally all they need to do is get better at telling wokies to fuck off. That one simple change would make them 100x more appealing to the average person.

Yeah you seem like a nazi though

r/stupidpol unironically turned me into a Bernie bro. what a shame

*slur*

diet

Today i will spin this chair

Lol this isnt that bad as far as leftoid memes go. Im disappointed at the lack of wordwordswordwordswords tbh

You can tell he had to do a couple of drafts to chip down the word count

Right Wingers Can't Handle Multitude of Words; Prefer Pictures

dude pics lmao

Nigger

Fucking Retard

post number #100 acting like memes are the end all of comedy

im beginning to think that this is just rightoid cope because comedy writers and comedians overwhelmingly liberals.

They act like those shows are garbage but when they finally got their own they jerked themselves raw over it even after MDE got cancelled.

mde was literally better than all leftist comedy

do you like john oliver

i like how much he annoys rightoids

mde was literally better than all leftist comedy

proving my point lol, rightoids are so desperate to claim comedies they tried to paint southpark as conservatives.

mocking isnt hate though lol why dont leftys get it

hes just a representation of the faggy establishment and establishment approved jokes and how unfunny and serious they are

they tried to paint southpark as conservatives.

they said they hate conservatives and liberals but they "really fucking hate liberals"

also their bias against conservatives is the old boomer style puritanical conservatism that the left has taken over

mocking isnt hate though lol why dont leftys get it

imagine acting like there isnt bottomless rightoid SEETHE at the media

also their bias against conservatives is the old boomer style puritanical conservatism that the left has taken over

i could live in a sewer and never see more of a shit take than that, imagine acting like Pence isnt VP and the entire republican platform doesnt still revolve around abortion votes because your entire worldview revolves around what the blue checkmarks are saying on twitter.

imagine acting like there isnt bottomless rightoid SEETHE at the media

thats what im talking about lol you cant just say it if its not happening

the media is mocked because its comical, why would you get angry when the people opposed to you keep shooting themselves in the foot and converting people

i prefer how it is now to how it would be if it was actually convincing, could you imagine

entire republican platform doesnt still revolve around abortion votes

abortion isnt a puritanical thing its a not being a disgusting degenerate thing

why would you get angry when the people opposed to you keep shooting themselves in the foot and converting people

i dont know im not a smoothbrain conservative posting in all caps on facebook about john oliver being a jew / endlessly bitching about greta or a coping conservative pretending like the former doesnt exist in large amounts and how its totally the liberals who are the real SEETHE.

see lol you even think people are angry at greta

by that retarded logic the left never gets mad either.

being so delusional you think greta didnt inspire the biggest rightoid COPE in years

except the left gets mad constantly lol thats all they do

thats why they project

just because you mock something doesnt mean you arent mad

it kinda does

/r/politics endlessly mocks daddy

no they just rage lol

can you not tell the difference

Sorry pal you stayed a slur online time to break you’re wetback skull?

Tbh tbh

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The left wing and the right wing are literally the same thing you dunce

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There’s a word your searching for I believe it’s called false dichotomy

They are pro free speech when they find that convienent to them.

Cis white gay males are the cis white rich males of the LGBTQQIP2SAA movement

You think the right is happy with free speech too? lmao