"You're probably like 4 comments away from committing a shooting. Chill out man." "AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOURE ABOUT FOUR COMMENTS AWAY FROM BUYING A FUCKING SUPERHERO CARTOON BOOK AT 47 YEARS OF AGE" - Sonic-cel drama for the ages on Twitter

1  2020-02-23 by darth_tiffany

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On 9/5/18 I met my best friend. Nearly 5 months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Just a reminder that being a father is not about “blood” but about being available with unconditional love and support

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This guy is a NPC that screams sometimes decent insults

I like him. He seems to make everyone mad.

Some NPCs got a DLC

WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU TO MY FEED YOU QUEBECOIS COCKSUCKER? YOUD BETTER KEEP YOUR COMMENTS RESTRICTED TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH YOU MOLSON STINKING MOTHERFUCKER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET OWNED

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Look at his profile picture. He's tipping his hat at the camera and wearing fingerless gloves. Chad move. This is a direct callout aimed at dramacucks and if you don't respond to this challenge you might as well admit you're a suckass little maggot and transition into a woman.

Being into comics at 47 is bad enough, but at least you could say it's nostalgia, being into Pokémon, something that didn't even exist until that guy was in college, is just sad.

You can't have nostalgia for your days in college?

yeah, I can and I have but trust me, games that I played in college are not part of that

Well have you considered the fact that you, presumably, actually had a life during college and this guy probably didn't?

Do you tards not recognize a bit when you see one? This guys whole account is tongue in cheek.

Yes retard. What's funny is all the dickless anime weirdos responding to him who don't.

Oh man I'm SO glad you were here to point that out for me, I had no idea!

ATTENTION COMIC BOOK DORKS ANIME PERVERTS AND THOSE SAD LEGIONS WHO BAFFLINGLY CHOOSE TO SELF-IDENTIFY AS "GAMERS": I HOLD NO GRUDGES. ALL ARE WELCOME UNDER THE MAGNANIMOUS CARE AND PROTECTION OF THE MIGHTY ZODIAC. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BEND THE KNEE. SALVATION CAN BE YOURS

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New snappy quote please

What the fuck kind of sick degenerate world do we now inhabit where people can be as terminally online as this retard AND SIMULTANEOUSLY not know about zodiac motherfucker. He’s like the oldest internet novelty account man. Smhing my head 😔

He doesn't really have an online presence outside of Twitter and archived AVClub posts, so you aren't going to discover him unless you stumble upon him by accident or someone in your circle likes his stuff, which is becoming less and less likely given that Twitter now has a function that effectively autoblocks anyone who doesn't conform to your personal echo chamber.