On 9/5/18 I met my best friend. Nearly 5 months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Just a reminder that being a father is not about “blood” but about being available with unconditional love and support
WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU TO MY FEED YOU QUEBECOIS COCKSUCKER? YOUD BETTER KEEP YOUR COMMENTS RESTRICTED TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH YOU MOLSON STINKING MOTHERFUCKER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET OWNED
Look at his profile picture. He's tipping his hat at the camera and wearing fingerless gloves. Chad move. This is a direct callout aimed at dramacucks and if you don't respond to this challenge you might as well admit you're a suckass little maggot and transition into a woman.
Being into comics at 47 is bad enough, but at least you could say it's nostalgia, being into Pokémon, something that didn't even exist until that guy was in college, is just sad.
ATTENTION COMIC BOOK DORKS ANIME PERVERTS AND THOSE SAD LEGIONS WHO BAFFLINGLY CHOOSE TO SELF-IDENTIFY AS "GAMERS": I HOLD NO GRUDGES. ALL ARE WELCOME UNDER THE MAGNANIMOUS CARE AND PROTECTION OF THE MIGHTY ZODIAC. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BEND THE KNEE. SALVATION CAN BE YOURS
What the fuck kind of sick degenerate world do we now inhabit where people can be as terminally online as this retard AND SIMULTANEOUSLY not know about zodiac motherfucker. He’s like the oldest internet novelty account man. Smhing my head 😔
He doesn't really have an online presence outside of Twitter and archived AVClub posts, so you aren't going to discover him unless you stumble upon him by accident or someone in your circle likes his stuff, which is becoming less and less likely given that Twitter now has a function that effectively autoblocks anyone who doesn't conform to your personal echo chamber.
18 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-23
On 9/5/18 I met my best friend. Nearly 5 months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Just a reminder that being a father is not about “blood” but about being available with unconditional love and support
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1 throwaway_at_ 2020-02-23
This guy is a NPC that screams sometimes decent insults
1 ManBearFridge 2020-02-23
I like him. He seems to make everyone mad.
1 alexicov 2020-02-23
Some NPCs got a DLC
1 CornReaper 2020-02-23
based alert
1 PplOfColoredMeShockd 2020-02-23
🚨
1 FetusFlush 2020-02-23
Look at his profile picture. He's tipping his hat at the camera and wearing fingerless gloves. Chad move. This is a direct callout aimed at dramacucks and if you don't respond to this challenge you might as well admit you're a suckass little maggot and transition into a woman.
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2020-02-23
Being into comics at 47 is bad enough, but at least you could say it's nostalgia, being into Pokémon, something that didn't even exist until that guy was in college, is just sad.
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-23
You can't have nostalgia for your days in college?
1 spergling_drama_alt 2020-02-23
yeah, I can and I have but trust me, games that I played in college are not part of that
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-23
Well have you considered the fact that you, presumably, actually had a life during college and this guy probably didn't?
1 TheDarthJeb 2020-02-23
Do you tards not recognize a bit when you see one? This guys whole account is tongue in cheek.
1 darth_tiffany 2020-02-23
Yes retard. What's funny is all the dickless anime weirdos responding to him who don't.
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-23
Oh man I'm SO glad you were here to point that out for me, I had no idea!
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-02-23
Based
1 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-02-23
New snappy quote please
1 -saren- 2020-02-23
What the fuck kind of sick degenerate world do we now inhabit where people can be as terminally online as this retard AND SIMULTANEOUSLY not know about zodiac motherfucker. He’s like the oldest internet novelty account man. Smhing my head 😔
1 darth_tiffany 2020-02-23
He doesn't really have an online presence outside of Twitter and archived AVClub posts, so you aren't going to discover him unless you stumble upon him by accident or someone in your circle likes his stuff, which is becoming less and less likely given that Twitter now has a function that effectively autoblocks anyone who doesn't conform to your personal echo chamber.