In a related manner, would it also be ok if a white person made a "funny" video of a white dog whipping a black dog while someone is in the back saying some dumb shit like "c'mon you stupid n*gger, work!"
Is there a bigger fag than the hobby shooter? At least the self defense crowd admit that they own guns to kill people, they’re just waiting around till someone gives them an excuse to get away with it
Target shooting is fun for all 5 minutes until you realize you’re doing aggro hole punching. Skeet shooting is actually pretty fun but guncels are obsessed with handguns
I do both, but I guess I prefer target shooting because I fucking suck at trap shooting. Like, why did they put sights on the gun if they do fucking nothing?
and the healthcare. went to spain three years ago, needed an emergency appendectomy. total cost of surgery + overnight stay + drugs, doctors, etc. was about the same cost of an american ambulance ride and er visit, not counting potential surgery, etc.
oh and i went to a private hospital with english speaking doctors. a spanish public one would've been even cheaper.
Jesus Christ I always thought the burgers were the morons but based on the succinct and punctual shut downs of all those comments, maybe we are actually the king of the retard hill. I don’t normally like to pat burgs on the back as it generally inflated their sense of self worth, but I haven’t seen such an American domination of Europe since at least a couple of weeks ago, if not more
Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™️ Presents the Police!®️” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™️ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®️” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™️ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®️ on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
this is assuming, of course, political discussion on reddit isn't tremendously astroturfed and a significant number of these people voting/posting aren't poos/potatoes in a click center somewhere.
It's funny because euro socialist nations can't afford to pay their fair share of their military commitments and have to freeload off democratic nations.
>Amerimutts proud of subsidizing massive military industrial complex which sustains child rape in afghanistan and allows Israel to conquer more land from the mudslimes
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Imma be forever skeptical of socialism since I live next to the only country in the history that went from world power to developed (Argentina) under a ton of socialism
Because that's not from socialism. That's from a misappropriation of funds by corrupt officials that America just keeps putting in office for some god forsaken unknown reason. Look at literally every other developed nation with socialism. They beat the US in healthcare, infrastructure, and education. You think that's just a fluke?
Governments maintaining public services isn't socialism - it is their job - they are elected and funded by the public to do it. This is the bare minimum they should be doing, people just get confused by more conservative parties don't do their jobs 90% of the time.
I really like how Democrats decided to counter Republicans saying the government doing anything is socialism, by basically agreeing with them. God I fucking hate this.
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1 ReddneckwithaD 2020-02-23
The whole thread is literally burgers dunking on seething europoors, practically any comment you find in controversial is like this
1 dramasexual 2020-02-23
It wouldn't just be okay, it'd be hilarious.
1 FagglePuss 2020-02-23
I'm pretty sure Wondershowzen had that exact sketch.
1 Mick_mangina 2020-02-23
Is there a bigger fag than the hobby shooter? At least the self defense crowd admit that they own guns to kill people, they’re just waiting around till someone gives them an excuse to get away with it
1 CasperTheBandit 2020-02-23
Idk shooting is pretty fun. Gets expensive real fast tho
But everyone I know with guns also has them for self defense
1 Mick_mangina 2020-02-23
Target shooting is fun for all 5 minutes until you realize you’re doing aggro hole punching. Skeet shooting is actually pretty fun but guncels are obsessed with handguns
1 Msmit71 2020-02-23
I do both, but I guess I prefer target shooting because I fucking suck at trap shooting. Like, why did they put sights on the gun if they do fucking nothing?
1 Fortizen 2020-02-23
The bead is just to make sure youre aiming down the bore, rather than tilting it up.
1 atmpls 2020-02-23
3 gun, but every single person I meet there is a fucking maymay caricature of the gun range nut job.
1 not_lizard_person 2020-02-23
Virgin tacticool 3 gun shooter vs Chad cowboy action shooter
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-23
Shut up. Shooting is fun.
1 Ingelri 2020-02-23
metal stick go boom
1 Msmit71 2020-02-23
Why not both?
1 tcpip4lyfe 2020-02-23
Shooting stuff is fun bro. It's loud af.
1 Breed_of_Peace 2020-02-23
What’s the legality of pit bulls in euro
1 Thereal14words 2020-02-23
b&
1 Breed_of_Peace 2020-02-23
Wat
1 Thereal14words 2020-02-23
banned. as in pit bulls are banned
1 Breed_of_Peace 2020-02-23
Stop speaking retard
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-23
Maybe eurtards arent sovtardrd after all
1 Thereal14words 2020-02-23
Yeah they have some reasonable ideas every now and then.
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-23
No pitbulls. And the autobahn. So they have 2 things going for them.
1 chairdesktable 2020-02-23
and the healthcare. went to spain three years ago, needed an emergency appendectomy. total cost of surgery + overnight stay + drugs, doctors, etc. was about the same cost of an american ambulance ride and er visit, not counting potential surgery, etc.
oh and i went to a private hospital with english speaking doctors. a spanish public one would've been even cheaper.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-02-23
The real solution to American healthcare is a kneecap bat to every pharma company board member.
1 muck4doo 2020-02-23
Isn't one of those a Hitler idea?
1 Msmit71 2020-02-23
Bongistan bans them but they're not euro anymore
1 a_few 2020-02-23
Jesus Christ I always thought the burgers were the morons but based on the succinct and punctual shut downs of all those comments, maybe we are actually the king of the retard hill. I don’t normally like to pat burgs on the back as it generally inflated their sense of self worth, but I haven’t seen such an American domination of Europe since at least a couple of weeks ago, if not more
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1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-23
"you can't criticize socialism because your country has a collective military."
I cannot believe how goddamn dumb redditors continue to be
1 hyledog 2020-02-23
tfw my Eat Fresh Private Militia (Brought to you by Subway) seizes control of Moldova
1 FuriusMaximus 2020-02-23
Honestly I would be okay with this. The Moldovan weren’t doing shit with it anyway
1 Infidel6 2020-02-23
The only place that subway franchisees would be invading is Pakistan.
1 Burnnoticelover 2020-02-23
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™️ Presents the Police!®️” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™️ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®️” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™️ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®️ on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
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1 hyledog 2020-02-23
a classic article...only a complete retard would not enjoy reading it! thank u :)
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-23
I thought only righties believed that socialism= the government doing stuff
Nope both sides autistic
Me in the center 💰
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-02-23
Socialism is whatever commies want it to be at any given moment
1 muchbravado 2020-02-23
Socialism is government control of enterprise. It’s scary these morons also get one vote.
1 PM_FEMININE_PENIS 2020-02-23
Most of them are actually children who can't vote. And a lot of the rest are europoors, so their votes aren't important.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-02-23
this is assuming, of course, political discussion on reddit isn't tremendously astroturfed and a significant number of these people voting/posting aren't poos/potatoes in a click center somewhere.
1 kier00 2020-02-23
It's funny because euro socialist nations can't afford to pay their fair share of their military commitments and have to freeload off democratic nations.
1 Gaz-Ebo 2020-02-23
Don't need a military if you've got open borders sweety
1 thrwwy-bc-censorship 2020-02-23
Why pay more taxes towards an institution than you need to when cucked ODing Americans are more than happy to do it for you?
1 10z20Luka 2020-02-23
>Amerimutts proud of subsidizing massive military industrial complex which sustains child rape in afghanistan and allows Israel to conquer more land from the mudslimes
>cant afford healthcare tho lmao
pottery
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-23
Lmao murica gets cucked by eurofags and pays for it 😂
1 Bussy_Galore 2020-02-23
And what is more cucked than being cucked by cucks?
Bongs. But that's a different matter.
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-23
The only real path is dare I say Israel?
1 Bussy_Galore 2020-02-23
Israel is based as fuck - they were sterilising Jews but were able to play the anti-Semitism card to brush it off.
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2020-02-23
"Don't like taxes? Heh, then why do you use ROADS?"
Every time. But don't ever call out a socialist for being a braindead consoomer, otherwise he will send that Matt Bors comic to you.
1 Joaoarthur 2020-02-23
This but upside down
1 Spysix 2020-02-23
100% of socialists are incapable of nuance. Absolute Truth.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2020-02-23
CURIOUS!!!
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1 watermark1917 2020-02-23
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Oh, damn (oh, damn)
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Oh, damn (oh, damn)
That flavour, flavour so good (yeah!)
Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss
(Oh, damn, Oh, damn, that flavor, flavor so good, hey)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss...)
Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss
(Oh, damn, Oh, damn, that flavor, flavor so good, hey)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss...)
Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss
(Oh, damn, Oh, damn, that flavor, flavor so good, hey)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss...)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
Yeah, you know I'm sugary sweet
Baby boy, gon' rot your teeth like what
It's Charli (Charli)
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(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss)
Hey, yeah
(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss)
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1 questionablyrotten 2020-02-23
Based sentience. Fucking hell watermark do better
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1 jefff_winston 2020-02-23
screeching ‘social democracy’ as many times as possible as a counter argument is always their chosen road in these threads
1 valemanya08 2020-02-23
Imma be forever skeptical of socialism since I live next to the only country in the history that went from world power to developed (Argentina) under a ton of socialism
1 CornReaper 2020-02-23
Still salty about the falklands war?
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-23
He lives next to Argentina. So he’s a Peruvian midgetcel of course.
1 CornReaper 2020-02-23
peruvians are even less white than argentiners
1 GURBOchad 2020-02-23
Argentniggers*
1 UnluckyFarm 2020-02-23
good old socialism is when the government does things
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1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-23
the seethe generated per letter of that comment is truly extraordinary 👌👌👌
2 forseti911 2020-02-23
It's so awesome. Socialism fags are the worst, even worse than DDFs.
1 mazer924 2020-02-23
Some uneducated American saying some dumb shit. What a surprise.
1 Chessen113 2020-02-23
Cope
1 -KneesToTheBreeze 2020-02-23
Nothing else. A single word. People absolutely fucking seething about it lol
1 zuoga 2020-02-23
Oh look a smug socialist with an intellectual and moral superiority complex. What a surprise.
1 Chessen113 2020-02-23
Someone mod this man.
1 M_Messervy 2020-02-23
Nothing better than hundreds of people screaming at eachother over words they refuse to understand.
1 fernguts 2020-02-23
This post has brought a certain type of /r/drama user out of the woodwork.
1 AnnArchist 2020-02-23
cope
1 istural 2020-02-23
Redditors are supremely stupid.
Imagine thinking that socialism is the reason why highly developed economies with geographically small borders have good infrastructure
1 AnnArchist 2020-02-23
Imagine comparing a 350m pop country to one w less than the state of Iowa.
nORwAY hAs SoCialIsM. Well it's like barely bigger than Iowa.
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2020-02-23
The absolute state of the Reddit discourse.
1 HerosEnd 2020-02-23
but that's exactly what I thought
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1 BasicallyADoctor 2020-02-23
Love seeing smug EUretards talking about how the only solution to any problem is the government making it illegal
1 OceanGeese 2020-02-23
Governments maintaining public services isn't socialism - it is their job - they are elected and funded by the public to do it. This is the bare minimum they should be doing, people just get confused by more conservative parties don't do their jobs 90% of the time.
1 Feanorfanclub 2020-02-23
I really like how Democrats decided to counter Republicans saying the government doing anything is socialism, by basically agreeing with them. God I fucking hate this.
1 SuperSkullBro 2020-02-23
Posting in a based thread fuck commies
1 bigfartguy 2020-02-23
so many of those faggots don’t even know what socialism is, on both sides