Joe Biden claims he was once arrested in South Africa while trying to free Nelson Mandela from prison

11  2020-02-23 by Breed_of_Peace

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Quite a story. Not only did Biden and the U.S. ambassador to the UN(?) get arrested in South Africa while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison, Mandela himself knew enough about the attempt to mention it to Biden when they finally met years later in Washington. “I said, ‘What are you thanking me for, Mr. President?’ He said, ‘You tried to see me. You got arrested trying to see me,'” per Biden’s latest retelling of the story a few days ago in Vegas, as quoted by the Times.

Just one problem: No one remembers hearing this story before.

https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2020/02/22/joe-biden-somehow-impression-arrested-south-africa-trying-meet-mandela/

Adding to @katiegluecks story is Biden's quote doesn't make geographical sense. "I had the great honor of being arrested with our U.N. ambassador on the streets of Soweto trying to get to see him on Robbens Island." Soweto is almost 900 miles away from Robben Island

https://twitter.com/alextdaugherty/status/1230959603879424001

“No,I was never arrested&I don’t think he was, either,”said Andrew Young, UN amb from'77-'79. “I would not forget going to jail, but I know I did not ever go to jail in South Africa.”campaign didn't respond to 5 efforts to seek clarification for this story

.twitter.com/katieglueck/status/1231266243904098305

Why is it only daddy gets to tell stories?

Has father trump ever claimed he got arrested?

He has claimed quite a few outrageous things, let creepy uncle joe slide on this one.

Daddy got away with making the NOAA doctor a map to make him look correct, so what if creepy Joe wants to lie to improve his relations with basketballs, he has pretty much lost the nomination unless socialist daddy and Mini-mike split the convention.

I doubt most blacks in the US even know who Nelson Mandela is lol

Nelson Mandela was a terrorist POS shitlord tbh.

He is the reason necklacing happens in Africa. I'm not going to link videos of it happening, but it is super fucked up.

But that is what Africans do, bury a human being up to their neck and throw a tire full of petrol around them and let it burn until they did.

Super fucked up shit. Like it is a level of cruelty I cannot even fathom. Being hung drawn an quartered is merciful compared to this shit.

Horrifically torturing mayos to death? Sounds pretty based to me

Even Mayo's couldn't dream up that level of cruelty tho.

Nah they definitely can.

Mayos have come up with some pretty horrific tortures that are far more prolonged than being burned alive.

Ya like ska music

And black people.

It’s not any different than burning people at the stake lol.

I'm pretty sure every group of people discovered that fire is hot

lol you think they did that to whites, blacks reserve their cruelest acts for each other - necklacing was for snitches

Nelson Mandela was a terrorist

Yes...

POS

And the cope comes out. The Afrikaners get to chimp out with impunity and it's terrible if the blacks respond?

He is the reason necklacing happens in Africa.

Yes, while he was in solitary, he was actually the criminal mastermind behind all infighting among all black people on the entire continent. That makes a lot of sense.

In 1986, Winnie Mandela, then-wife of the imprisoned Nelson Mandela, stated, "With our boxes of matches, and our necklaces, we shall liberate this country", which was widely seen as an explicit endorsement of necklacing

He couldn't keep her from fucking other guys, but he's supposed to control her political activities. That makes a lot of sense.

Guarantee he got WHITED

South Africa was unironically better off when Mayo's ran it tbh.

yes bro nelson mandela himself went around torturing random mayos this is very true

denying and oppressing ppl is ok but some random retard torturing some other rando? fuck nelson mandela!!!!

sort of like when they do all the crime nobody trusts them or gives them the benefit of the doubt ever lol

yes bro nelson mandela himself went around torturing random mayos this is very true

In 1986, Winnie Mandela, then-wife of the imprisoned Nelson Mandela, stated, "With our boxes of matches, and our necklaces, we shall liberate this country", which was widely seen as an explicit endorsement of necklacing

He was able to write to her from jail, we have some of his letters. Maybe he should have kept this bitch in check.

also it’s weird how when u torture black ppl and oppress them for ages after taking their country, they torture u back

yeah thats true

Basketballs were better off oppressed. Change my mind.

Can't because that's facts.

I cant, and don't want to

split convention

You know Mommy's coming to clean things up. Nice.

Screenshot this.

YOU screenshot this 💅🏿

Well this brings the Mandela Affect to a whole new level...

(X) Doubt

Sometimes I feel that I would love being fondled by Biden. Name me someone else who's better? I dare you.

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Atheists: 0

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Does grandpa Joe knows that most Americans are retarded and don’t know who Nelson Mandela was?

Especially the black ones don’t know or care who Mandela is. If joe wants the black vote he needs to campaign on legalizing pitbulls

He needs to subsidize having more than 10 children.

More specifically illegitimate children, so mayos can't benefit from it.

Baby daddy bonus

You're actively trying to be retarded if you think that Biden's black boomer base doesn't remember Mandela.

Black people aren’t gonna be your friends just cause you try and black knight them. Hope you like pit bulls tho ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

Old black people are my friends though. Boomers are the true soul brothers.

No, every has the same millennial perspective as me. Please listen to me.

Bold of you to assume Americans have any history education at all, let alone OTHER country's histories.

Blacks barely can read and people expct them to know who Nelson Mandella is 😂😂😂

If joe wants the black vote he needs to campaign on legalizing pitbulls

Pretty sure the main demo you would be pandering to in this situation is white women

Bad with a spear. That's who he was.

He was a true inspiration on and off the ice

You fucking retards. It's called the Mandela Effect. Biden skipped over from a timeline where he actually did all those things, just like Worf won 1st prize at that bat'leth tournament.

More information here if you're really stupid or here if you're not.

Is obummer an undead Egyptian prince and owned 4 pitties is that timeline?

He was NUBIAN and lived in the temples built to the Archangels of the stars in Ethiopia right above the cave where the Ark of the Covenant is. How many times do you have to watch Ancient Aliens before you can get basic facts through your thick skulls?

WRONG

Look up Reddit user SerialBrain2

Did you just assume the thickness of my skull?

Obummer is an undead Egyptian satanic priest, you bigot.

For the uninformed.

https://www.removeddit.com/r/u_SerialBrain2/comments/ek64lk/hussein_a_cult_93_priest/

Based. I tried to link this nigga but it wouldn’t let me. Good idea worth the remove link!

just like Worf won 1st prize at that bat'leth tournament.

I'm ashamed that I'm enough of a nerd to get this reference.

There's nothing wrong with being familiar with "Parallels", arguably the best episode of TNG's 7th season. 😎

The 7th season was the best season of the best Star Trek.

That's a pretty goddamn hot take and I'm gonna need you to back it up with some evidence.

After all, Season 1 of DS9 had Odo solve a case by racially profiling some Ferengi. Based and spacepilled.

A sheriff out on the frontier has to make tough choices sometimes. 🤠

Nope, I take it back. Season 7 was average. It even had that dumbass episode where Beverly has sex with a ghost.

Yeah, it was hit or miss. They had some good episodes, a few that broke the mold of what Star Trek could be (like "Lower Decks"), but after 7 years they were really running out of ideas so a lot of it was filler that just wasn't very good.

Yea 7 was pretty weak. Personally, Captain's Holiday is the best though I'm also partial to the borg episodes and darmok.

You don't like the new pibble Star trek?

I went in with low expectations and an open mind and I'm still enjoying it. That said, the writing is poor to mediocre. The plot doesn't feel like it's going anywhere.

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This is the Biden who came from the time line where Mandela died in prison. He was actually undercover in prison to kill Nelson Mandela.

You're telling half the story though. That timeline was Earth-2378 where Mandela killed Steve Biko with a poisoned blowgun dart because he was actually working secretly for apartheid.

I thought he was from Earth-1488 which ironically is the "White Man's Burden" world where apartheid was good.

Omg I watched the trailer and John Travolta is speaking in ebonics. 😂😂😂 Shocking that this was passed up for an Oscar.

You should see the whole movie. I saw it new and it's left a lasting scar on my psyche.

It's called the Hillary Effect.

As in when she misspoke about

"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."

Video from the time shows an absoloutly normal VIP visit, red carpet, little girl giving Hillary flowers etc. No running by anybody and the Secret Service would never have let her land under fire.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2008/mar/25/hillary-clinton/video-shows-tarmac-welcome-no-snipers/

This is 100% a true story. Senile👏delusions👏still👏👏matter👏. Don't be ageist.

Brian Williams can vouch for him, he was there.

Beautiful bombs

Why is his face always tilted to the right

Arrested by officer Honey Graham and her superior officer Captain Crunch.

Just watch, this is going to turn out like Corn Pop, and 6 south african police officers are going to swear they remember arresting him.

Maybe corn pop was there

Those south africans were some bad boys. Back when Joe was lifeguarding in Soweto they used to carry straight razors and bang them on the curb to make em rusty.

This title got me fucked up. I can't compute this senile boomerism

Wow, your burger-leaders really do think you guys are stupid and gullible.

They're not wrong, but they are just as stupid, so it balances.

This is some soul-level cringe.

Joe Biden was probably arrested for trying to put him back in prison and is confused

Why would Biden be arrested for trying to put an escaped prisoner back in prison.

Well in my headcanon this would be after he became president

It's a race to see which candidate succumbs to dementia or heart failure and right now Bidden is winning

Joe Biden was tryin to break him out of jail because Nelson Mandela dindu nuffin.

Jailbird Joe

I just have this image of a speed boat piloted by and aviators-wearing Biden cutting towards Robben Island with South African police boats in tow. This is the heist film I never knew I wanted.

Dementia daddy is losing it again