Dating someone new? According to r/FDS, you should check out his **medicine cabinet** to see if he has any "Red Flag" medications 😳 💊 🚩

1  2020-02-25 by Inimical_Twitch

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Women's sufferage was a mistake

if you're following FDS guidelines, you're probably several months in to knowing a man by the time you go to his house.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The fuck are FDS guidelines, though? Be as batshit insane as you possibly can without getting dumped?

There is apparently some kind of handbook

https://imgur.com/7KWcGi2.jpg

I don't know what I expected.

Literally /r/TheRedPill for femcels lmao

Gotem

If you're dating a foid and you don't charm her into fucking on the first or second date then the relationship is probably a lost cause anyway because she's not that into you.

This is why foids need Shari'a law.

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Shari'a now

It’s a red flag if men don’t take their mental health seriously and get treatment/medication. You’re getting dumped if you get help and take the medication. No pleasing some people.

not wanting a schizo gf who'll torture your cock and balls

I'd rather torture hers tbh

based troid lover

What guy under 40 takes medicine?

I take an antihistamine because apparently i've developed allergies to everything and a multivitamin to make my dick bigger.

Neither seem to be working...

Maybe you're allergic to your dick? 🤔

chop it off bro, I read a how to on resetera

I do because I'm in terrible health

I expect better from someone named after a fitness icon.

I take ibuprofen 3 or 4 times a year. Anything more than that means you deserve to die anprim style.

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I take finasteride so I don’t become a baldcel like every other guy in my family.

I take cortisol because my adrenaline is fucked

A better question is why wouldn't you seek a dexedrine prescription in the prime of your life?

Meth is a medicine.

These women are in their 40s so they are probably dating men in their 40s too

I'm a genuine nutso so I take an anti-psychotic and I'm only 22. Can't help but be nutso when we live in a society though.

nice bait

I love that every single reply is femcels coping about how they themselves are mentally ill and this standard would exclude them if men followed it

Wow, you werent joking

As a person who occasionally deals with depression myself, a man who knew that he had it and was taking appropriate steps to manage it wouldn't be a deal-breaker for me, but a man who tried to keep it a secret from me absolutely would.

And

Even though I have ADHD, I wouldn't date someone else who has it--especially a man

And

TLDR: if that’s low value, I’m permanently low value

And

Ok at first this stung a little since I have ADHD and on antidepressants, but honestly... I don't want to date someone who had ADHD

And

I've struggled with depression for a long time but I think this is perfectly reasonable

I have ADHD

Foids have ADHD? I thought this was moid only like colour blindness or the 'tism.

I thought ADHD was just the diagnosis for kids who respond well to stimulants. Was there ever any science behind it?

If you feed the results of a thousand brain scans into a computer, adhd is real in the sense that there is a clear statistical pattern of underdevelopment of certain areas of the brain in a certain % of people. But, those differences aren't so significant that you can scan the brain of any one person and be able to tell one way or the other.

Also, treating adhd with stimulants is like treating depression with a vibrator. Medical science hasn't come up with anything better yet, so here you go, now stop complaining.

Yep. I have ADHD & Tourette Syndrome.

Tourette is based though.

anyone who's been around someone with tourettes knows that in reality it's fucking grating and annoying to be around. for every cool one that blurts offensive shit, there's like 100 of them that make snorting sounds, yell, etc., randomly. i knew one guy who would make honking sounds regularly so loudly that we could hear him through walls at work

my point is who the fuck does this fucking bitch think she is

Theres a guy at my gym with tourettes. He just says "A yo!" Sometimes twice.

I fucking hate it when he is in the pool area where it echos like a motherfucker.

You sure that's not just a black guy?

he wouldn’t be in the pool area would he

Pool area black guy

Pick one

You go to the gym with Scott Hall?

Tldr 😴

who the fuck does this fucking bitch think she is

one guy who would make honking sounds

are you sure he wasn't just a /pol/ user or something

That's still a mental illness.

he did talk a lot about going to korea (his wife is korean) and how excited he was to eat dog. he told us he wanted a place where he could pick the puppy to eat

so maybe

There's literally a chick with tourette's syndrome in there LMAO

Most of them have BPD anyway, but it goes without saying that they're unmedicated.

That sub is made up of some of the most lost value women I've ever seen.

I started noticing a trend with posters there - a ton of them are femtards I used to argue with years back on various SJW subs.

So you're saying they're not LARPing incels?

The funny thing about FDS is that it works despite them being low-value. The only people who'd ever stick with an FDS foid are bottom-of-the-barrel moids who'd cut their balls off if a foid asked them to, so the trashy retarded foids there get the bottom-tier moids and it works out.

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At this point is there anyone you haven't argued with, Pizza?

I don't plan on arguing with the rope.

Damn dude

Fds seems overwhelmingly non Western and non white.

There is no effective treatment for personality disorders, because they are really just having a shit personality.

You'd be surprised. I know this insane bitch that had giant oversharing meltdowns on Facebook almost daily, and then one day she was posting about how she got diagnosed with BPD and didn't want to take meds, and then like a week later posted about how maybe she should try them out. That was almost a year ago and she hasn't made an unhinged rantpost since.

Are you sure she wasn't Bipolar?

A lot of people mangle Bipolar Disorder into BPD, and random Facebook meltdowns sounds like Bipolar not Borderline.

Like the other guy said, sounds more like bipolar. The same meds are used to treat both, though. Bipolar disorder is a fucking bitch if it's not medicated. I found out that's what I had instead of just basic everyday depression just a couple weeks ago. Started a low dose of bipolar meds and I haven't felt this good in like 8 years despite lots of therapy and depression meds. So starting medication for her would probably have a similar effect and eliminate said Facebook screeds.

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I’m a B cup fat and broke but I like my men hung able to pay the bills and fit buff.

Also you needing to scan someone's medicine cabinet to detect crazy is a sign you're gonna get worked by semi-functional crazy people. Or crazies that don't take meds.

I don't even need to read. Let me guess, they're depressed, bipolar and borderline.

Imagine being so brainwashed by (((big pharma))) that you actually buy a medicine cabinet to hoard """medicines""" in lmao

The only use for medicine cabinets is to fill them with marbles to catch nosy visitors.

Holy shit, I know what I'm gonna do by myself all alone tonight

Do you want to get chips on your tiles and ceramics? Because this is how you get chips on your tiles and ceramics.

>Not having a carpeted bathroom

You absolute fucking retard. You complete cretin. You bumbling buffoon. Fuck you.

Had to look it up. Apparently carpeted bathrooms are real. Who would’ve thought?

carpet

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Listen carefully, bucko. This may be the last piece of advice you will read before you delve into the realm of bigotry and hatred. At the speed at which your mental health is deteriorating, you may not stay around for long.

Your desire for media that portrays people getting killed in intricate and celebratory ways represents the inner darkness that you have been cultivating for the last few years. The involuntary facade of happiness that you have been putting on every time you were in public put a hit out on your mental fortitude, capacity for common decency and success-sustaining behaviour in general.

There is not much time before you are gone, so here's my advice, bucko. Identify the traumas that have caused damage to your sense of belonging within the society. Mitigate the damage through break down and analysis of those traumas. Fill the void with physically and mentally challenging activities.

It happens quite frequently. It happened to me once. I went off on a judge once when he continued to show obvious bias to my wife in a courtroom and my lawyer yelled at me several times to keep quiet. She had left the home clearly and they demanded she have re-entry, so I gave her a key like I was illegally ordered to do. She was trying to have me jailed for failing to follow the judges orders so she could get into my home and take anything she wanted (I had given her all of her belongings but she wanted to take MY stuff). I not only videotaped me giving her a key in front of a police officer to follow the judge’s orders, but I showed up with 10 copies and put them on the judges stand for him. He continued to threaten to jail me for not following his order and I let him know right away that after this proof of his obvious bias to believe her lies so that she could take my belongings, that I would have him reviewed and removed as a judge. He is not supposed to let his personal feelings direct his orders. So I went off on him and finally my attorney got me quiet and then my attorney went off on him with the same threats. Finally the judge gave in and told her he could no longer help her. It is sad that women can manipulate judges to steal from their ex, but this happens quite frequently when they feel they can get away with it. The judge kept siding with her over and over though she had clearly moved out into her own place and taken all her belongings, but then decided she wanted a TV that I paid for with my money along with dishes, etc because her ignorant brother told her that if he could get me arrested for disobeying an order by the judge, they could move all that stuff out and I would have to sue to get it back; it would not be “stealing” as she would have a right to take it (which in Texas she can not take anything out of the home without my permission, but if I were locked up, she can take whatever she wanted, I can’t stop her from doing so if I am in jail for 24 hours). Their plan failed and I almost got the judge banned. I was successful in getting him reviewed, but he was given a minor punishment and still practices til this day. He simply should not be a judge.

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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Every courtroom should have a dedicated bias checker who immediately shoots any judge that shows emotion or any other sort of bias.

The Bailiff should be able to just shoot anyone who shows up to court tbh

Posting FDS here is cheating.

They ban aita and allow this shit

AITA and relationshits should be allowed again fuck the jannies.

The jannies started deciding what drama we're allowed to post? When did that happen?

Jannies are scum even here lmao, I see amazing drama on the relationship boards every day too

Other "discoveries" have included drugs for anti-depression (like what they give you when you are so depressed that Prozac doesn't work)

So . . . antidepressants are a red flag except for the one that she takes?

Consistency isn't one of their strengths.

https://i.imgur.com/89aASHl.jpg

Lmao

There's another one they say thats like "you're single until he puts a ring on it" yet they constantly lament being cheated on

literally almost every antidepressant is functionally the same as prozac but that’s not gonna stop her LMFAO

And it's not like Prozac is the children's chewable vitamin of SSRIs either. That stuff has maybe the worst tolerance dynamics and side effects in the class. My sense is that you're generally better-off with one of the dozen or so other SSRIs unless Prozac is the only thing you respond to.

I'd be depressed if I had to date these hams. You'd have to drug me pretty well for that.

Not the same sub, but I read a comment in r/loveafterporn (pretty similar mindset) where some woman was talking about how she but spy cameras in her boyfriend’s “secret places” to make sure he wasn’t watching porn.

Can someone please summon the giant space rock..

It really baffles me that reddit wants to give these genuine psychopaths a platform to share their anti-social and in many cases illegal activities and cheer each other on, but apparently T_D is too spicy for them to handle.

I don't have any antidepressants or antipsychotics or anything like that, but I'd still fail this presumably fat and/or ugly chick's medication test because I have a pack of aciclovyr. I don't even have herpes (of the type she is discussing), but I was unlucky as fuck and had shingles last year. I will never, ever not have an emergency pack of aciclovyr in the house after that shit. Holy fuck.

Also pretty dumb to make assumptions about the use of most antibiotics... most of them have multiple uses, and also depend on people's reactions/resistance to certain ones, too...

Yep. I have ADHD & Tourette Syndrome. It would take a man being VERY high functioning and in therapy for me to want to date him with either of these issues.

These women are mental illness poster children.

These women are mental illness poster children.

FTFY

Of course, normal women don't need to go on subreddits to get dating advice.

They just show up and look pretty and things go well.

I declined to see him thereafter, and didn't tell him why.

Because communication isn't a thing for these psychopaths. She probably doesn't know that Acyclovir is also used regularly to treat Chicken Pox, Shingles and EBV. But she has to jump to the conclusion that he's hiding herpes from her.

Let's be honest. It was probably for herps. Still your point stands.

You're also more likely to get herpes from someone who "doesn't have it" than someone who has it and takes antivirals. Herpes spreads through asymptomatic carriers who aren't aware they have it. It is typically not screened for unless symptoms are present (see: https://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/screening.htm).

Chances are a bunch of women in that thread have been spreading genital herpes without realizing it.

Fds belongs to a category of subs I'm going to start calling "idpol". Not the kind the exiled anti drama rightoids on /r/stupidpol whine about, but as in political stances that are based entirely on intrusive thoughts from the "id"

Too many subs are based around confirming irrational yet common fears we normally supress with logical thinking.

That Psychology degree is paying for itself huh

I think anyone with a psychology degree would never use the id ego superego model.

Stupidpol fell to the leftoids unfortunately.

But yeah you're spot on about the common fear confirmation boxes these places are. I think the male equivalent would be cuck shit and sexual experience related like in braincels and blackpill.

stupidpol is and always has been explicitly left wing lmao they just don't ban rightoids from posting

rofl, stupidpol is not left. Its an attempt to merge ethno-nationalism and democratic socialism.

How the fuck do you even come to that conclusion?

Stupidpol at least was against the shitty reparations and woke race nonsense. Idk where ethno-nationalism comes into play.

Ethno-nationalism comes in their round refusal to allow PoC or women to participate in their politics. That's the entire point of the sub, to discuss social democracy w/o including women.

Ahhh you had me going for a moment there

Sometimes when the truth is painful, we choose to reject it.

Extremely based posts keep it up

See, even the proponents of stupidpol are using right wing code phrases.

If this isn't useful to you, or you're offended, feel free to keep scrolling.

Honestly based

I'd love to go back to a time where women didn't bring shame on all of us who aren't complete psycho bitches.

keep some viagra in the cabinet. when she asks you what's this all about: "you don't need it to enjoy it."

😎👌

Ah it is also illegal to fuck with other peoples prescriptions - surprised that sub has not been quarantined.

T_D says nigger:

Whoa now buckaroo we're gonna have to slap a quarantine on you and replace your mods.

FDS and LAP encourage blatantly illegal activity and anti-diet literally cheers people on as they commit suicide by food:

Nothing wrong here!

That whole sub is a Seinfeld episode, just with the genders reversed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijDFKxqJPcU

I mean, just look at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2zTrBmI1nI, it fits perfectly.

I'm not really into trolling, but I think that posting the following would be pretty funny:

Checked my man's medicine cabinet. He has generic colone. Is he LVM?

Following the advice in a previous thread here on FDS, I sneaked a look at my man's medicine cabinet. Everything there was pretty standard, but what jumped out at me was that he apparently uses generic chlogne? I mean, it looks like he bought it at walmart! I like a nice smelling man, but shouldn't a HVM be waring name brand chlolong?

https://i.imgur.com/7Hui80H.jpg


note that the spelling errors above are crucial to the joke.

Don't include the imgur link. Just post the text. They'll probably upvote it so long as you say some shit about "pickmeishas" or something.

I mean, I'm not going to do it at all

Oh my god you guys can you believe that I dated a poor guy once that couldn't afford hundreds of dollars of cologne? I'm so ashamed, what do I do?

Unironically what's the point of cologne? Like bitch smell my man scents if you wanna smell some flowery shit go huff an Airwick.

Girls are more likely to fuck you if you smell good.

It's after you fuck one into submission that you can make them lick your armpits.

FemaleDerangementStrategy

FDS is trying hard to be the most retarded sub on the site. It's between them and LAP.

I don't get the Viagra one.
Lots of guys keep it to give their girl a treat.
If a girl could take a I'll to temporarily make her ass or tits (or both) more plump, I would expect it on my birthday as a bare minimum.

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