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Bongs are literally mad at tea for being made by a man they don't like. So they are now... against tea?

I cannot even put to words the kind of defective thinking this entails. Truly there is no saving humanity. May the dinosaurs 🦖 consume us all.

There was no thinking. It's pure dumbass animal brain impulses, or like a spiteful toddler

Someone I don't like bought something from a store >:( That clearly means the product they bought endorses them!

This is why we need mayocide.

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Who? Huh? What?

Don't know who that is but don't you dare refer to me with that name ever again, yes this is a threat

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You know the fact that someone remembered that enough to comment this on a different sub made my day bro. It's stuffed with leaves ATM but rest assured the boys and I have been filling it. Maybe this weekend I'll get some plastic gloves in the morning after a night of hard drinking, clean it out and post a pic of a mountain dew colored stream hitting precision shots

Chancellor of the Exchequer

What the fuck does that mean? Nonce-in-chief?

The money guy

Imagine being a pussy ass britbong who drinks tea instead of coffee like a real person.

That's why we get drunk and dress up like Elizabeth Warren and throw that shit in the ocean. Fuck tea.

Not only tea, but they put fucking milk in their tea because they think it's too strong. Entire nation of wasted genetic material

It’s indefensible tbh

At least brexit is going to fuck em here in a few months. I can't wait

well no, we left the con job that was the eu

Good luck negotiating any trade deals that aren't going to dick you up the ass lmao, bongs have no leverage

we'll be fine, dont you worry.

Yeah I'm sure everyone will falling over themselves to not do deals with the 5th largest economy in the world. People sure do hate money, after all.

The reason all those yuropoor countries made the EU in the first place is because single countries don't fucking matter compared to the economic powerhouses of the US or China.

All those centuries of inbreeding really made you faggots delusional, hasn't it?

We're not poor, we're really fucking rich, thats why we left, we were funding all the poor countries our currency is far stronger than the dollar and our stock exchange is the most powerful in the world.

cope more lmao

I drink 2 cups of tea and 2 cups of coffee a day. 4 coffees a day would give you the blood pressure of a blangry Alex Jones

Pussy

needing to drink the juice of beans that have been fondled by filthy unwashed hands thousands of miles away just to keep awake

lmao

Have you considered sleeping normally and not importing beans and leaves from poor 3rd world workers to provide you your sick 1st world caffeinated, carbon-emitting thrill?

WTF I hate caffeine now. Only the freshest Flint mineral water for me now.

I only drink fresh artesian caffeine like the kind they put in Diet Dr. Pepper

carbon-emitting thrill

That makes it like 10x better.

>not subjugating browns and raping the earth for the sake of your enjoyment and convenience

Why the fuck are you here

Moral self righteousness

Lmao bro I literally buy coffee just to pour it on the ground.

Nah fuck that tea is good a shit and you're a tardis for thinking that. The shitty thing is you have to drink like 4 cups but it actually tastes good as shit

Fuck you. Tea is way better than coffee.

How was this once the world's greatest empire? The sun truly has set lmao

Reminder they basically transferred a century's worth of Imperial wealth to the Yanks so they could kill of a generation of their men over neutral Channel ports and "muh Hun menace!"

That's how the sunset started.

rather a slave of the yanks than a slave of the boche, regrettably

French overlords

hey dont be mean to the britbongs

they are our most successful colony

ferris wheels and stuff

they own all our energy companies so if we get out line they turn off our power

How was this once the world's greatest empire?

Thank you Roy Jenkins & Co.

americlaps got pissed about taxes or something and the natives didnt like speaking English

Yorkshire tea is crap anyway

get out of here, too much

You filthy bitch.

Yorkshire tea is literally the sweepings off the floor of a factory breakroom.
The patrician brands of tea are Tetley and Twinings.

tetley? you absolute degenerate

The strong brits went to colonies while the weak stayed at home it seems...

I prefer a good strong Punjana most days and a little twinings later in the evening.

So... a poo-in-loo MP from Yorkshire took a photo of himself making the local tea brand for his staff and twitter is mad x24 because the Tories are evil racists and any company should just design their products to blow up in their hands and murder them.

Just another day on Twitter.

some point in the future

“Sorry Sir, I need to run a quick background check on you before you buy this. We can’t have the blowback of an undesirable using our product.”

Dilmah is way better.

I genuinely cant belive that utterly racist twat was seen with a massive bag of Yorkshire Tea....

What the fuck is ubelievable about having your photo taken holding a fucking bag of tea? Surely having thoughts this disjointed is a sign of some neurodegenerative disorder.

We may not safe Blighty from itself.