Sometimes I even take a lil hormone therapy and mutilate myself, it’s not complete submission to a new world I’m terrified of, it’s just making everyone comfortable.
When I walk behind a fair maiden, I whistle and clap whilst leaping in the air to let her be aware of my presence. Once I have her attention I'll pull out a pair of tweezers and start clapping them together while mimicking the sounds of harmless animals such women are fond of turning into accessories. If we are particularly close in space to one another I might even pass gas to let her know I'm just as afraid of her as she is of me.
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
White people aren't quite as immune as you seem to be thinking. At least not when you're 6'4" with long hair and a beard. A lot of people think I'm Maori but I'm half-White and half-Whiter.
For some reason I do not understand my best friend and I decided to skip through the streets while drunk as shit. It seemed easier than running and faster than walking. We were catcalled by some of the biggest bears I've ever seen when we went through Mardid's gay district so apparently it works. I'm 6'4" and 225 but these guys wanted to make me their twink. (To get from the bars to the clubs you have to either go through the gay section or whore alley.)
Where did the back breaking thing come in to people talking about Allah? I know the not quite, but is there any scriptural reference? The only religious text with back breaking I can think of is related to Khorne.
To make the foid feel more at ease, shout: "I LIKE DICKS IN MY ASS" and proceed to cross the street in a gay kind of way (skip) while putting dildos in your anus.
The high IQ strategy is to cross the street preemptively and look worried and scared making the person who was scared of you self conscious about how they are presenting themselves.
It's a tricky situation. To minimise foidal discomfort I walk as quickly and directly as possible.
Yes, this results in a short period of fear and tension on the foid's part, but as the OP says, I know my intentions are good and I shouldn't care what the foid thinks.
This method ensures that the misunderstanding is over quickly, and the foid realises her stupid mistake and breathes a sigh of relief as I march past her.
I just start laughing when I approach a stranger foid from behind. Laughing is a great tool to ease the tension, especially when you and her are walking alone at night.
Man this site is so pathetic. I wonder if all those weirdos are getting off this feeeeemale telling them “omg thank you so much for agreeing with meeeeee”.
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2 unrulyfarmhand 2020-02-26
Sometimes I even take a lil hormone therapy and mutilate myself, it’s not complete submission to a new world I’m terrified of, it’s just making everyone comfortable.
2 Faeswordsman 2020-02-26
When I walk behind a fair maiden, I whistle and clap whilst leaping in the air to let her be aware of my presence. Once I have her attention I'll pull out a pair of tweezers and start clapping them together while mimicking the sounds of harmless animals such women are fond of turning into accessories. If we are particularly close in space to one another I might even pass gas to let her know I'm just as afraid of her as she is of me.
2 krausd94 2020-02-26
These are the people that thought there would be a Joker shooting
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-26
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 KaaraRaven 2020-02-26
You must have sky high levels of self-loathing if you fear what other human beings think of you just for existing near them. Óvò
1 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
I'm just picturing Trevor Phillips skipping and singing along on the road and damn, that is scary.
2 goldfish_memories 2020-02-26
🤢🤢🤮🤮
1 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
😭
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-26
This is what I'm picturing.
1 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
Ace Ventura is Jim Carrey's magnum opus
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-26
It's all been downhill since then.
3 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
Sadly, yeah. Smugboomers are a curse
1 canipaybycheck 2020-02-26
Ugh. Muh gaymer references.
1 strumyabird 2020-02-26
The absolute state of mayo men.
2 UnkillRebooted 2020-02-26
r/whiteboyextinction proven correct once again
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-26
Insert GIF of the new Joker guy dancing around down the street here
1 Misissipi 2020-02-26
Can we hang this guy for homophobia yet?
1 Riderz__of_Brohan 2020-02-26
A good game would be for this guy to explain this to a big black guy who’s gotten profiled his whole life and just see the look on his face lmao
3 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
Further down in the original comments, a based black man says exactly this to OP
1 NZVikingRugger 2020-02-26
White people aren't quite as immune as you seem to be thinking. At least not when you're 6'4" with long hair and a beard. A lot of people think I'm Maori but I'm half-White and half-Whiter.
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-02-26
I literally just walk about them imagine acknowledging that the person existed in the first place and not pretending they're a slow moving rock
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-02-26
Btw gays like this is why people think homos are freaks
1 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-02-26
1 fujiste 2020-02-26
shut the fuck up, cocks are delicious and gays don't retroactively accuse you of rape
3 TheLordHighExecu 2020-02-26
Tbh I'm not even that bi but I think sucking cock is a lot more fun than eating out
2 fujiste 2020-02-26
it's substantially less gross, considering you'd otherwise have to trust a girl to have kept her gussy hole clean 🤢
1 Infidel6 2020-02-26
It's not gay to suck cock.
But it's extremely gay to march in parades.
1 fujiste 2020-02-26
on this there is no disagreement
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-02-26
Bussy > Gussy always and forever
1 AnalDestruxion 2020-02-26
Gussy? Goat pussy? Inshallah
1 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
Inshallah
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1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-26
u/ victim_of_technology is John Wayne Gacy confirmed.
1 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
We desperately need Chad gays
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-26
I like the though process
Also imagine inconveniencing yourself because someone might be scared of the massive simp walking behind them
2 NZVikingRugger 2020-02-26
For some reason I do not understand my best friend and I decided to skip through the streets while drunk as shit. It seemed easier than running and faster than walking. We were catcalled by some of the biggest bears I've ever seen when we went through Mardid's gay district so apparently it works. I'm 6'4" and 225 but these guys wanted to make me their twink. (To get from the bars to the clubs you have to either go through the gay section or whore alley.)
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1 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
The 2020s are fucked, I tell ya
1 Aletherios 2020-02-26
Men, this is why YOU need to act like a literal clown in your day to day life
t. fellow male
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-02-26
Is this where they all study?
1 FearOfBees 2020-02-26
Sometimes if I see a foid at night I walk loudly from a distance behind them at a set distance.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-26
I just play the Jaws soundtrack loudly on my phone.
1 Yellowofthecornholio 2020-02-26
I like to spice it up with some Phillip Glass.
Or if my phone is dead just make the "Chu - chu - chu - ko - ko - ko" sounds from Friday the 13th.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-26
Staying with the classics, I appreciate that.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-26
Women shouldn't be allowed outside after dark. If you're such a faggot you can't handle other people being in your vicinity, return to the kitchen.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2020-02-26
any temptress walking alone at night deserves her back broken by Allah
2 wm20123 2020-02-26
Where did the back breaking thing come in to people talking about Allah? I know the not quite, but is there any scriptural reference? The only religious text with back breaking I can think of is related to Khorne.
2 zuoga 2020-02-26
>he thinks we're actually Muslim.
6 wm20123 2020-02-26
You know the penalty for apostasy right?
0 10z20Luka 2020-02-26
inshallah
1 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-26
Yes
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-26
https://i.redd.it/shset35o1bh41.jpg
1 Msmit71 2020-02-26
No.
1 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-26
👎👎👎
1 RADIOBALLS 2020-02-26
Something tells me no woman would ever be afraid of this limp wristed simp
2 zuoga 2020-02-26
Something tells me this guy thinks about raping women everyday.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-26
Afraid of his odor: yes
Afraid of him: LOL
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-26
Feminist Men seem to be the most likely to attack a woman, outside of actual violent criminals.
4 bussylmao 2020-02-26
Obligatory rockthrow
1 clubby789 2020-02-26
Imagine walking down the street and hearing some bear skip towards you
1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-26
Mental illness such as male feminism has a long list of casualties but the first one to go is always a sense of self-awareness.
1 Graderthan 2020-02-26
Simping continues to keep reaching new heights. Holy shit lmao
1 YHofSuburbia 2020-02-26
If you're literally skipping like a retard to make women feel less scared (?) can you even call yourself a man? Just transition at that point
1 FlexualHealing 2020-02-26
Reddit is a male on male fellatio psyop
1 annoy_mus 2020-02-26
To make the foid feel more at ease, shout: "I LIKE DICKS IN MY ASS" and proceed to cross the street in a gay kind of way (skip) while putting dildos in your anus.
2 TheLonelyBull 2020-02-26
Can they not be dildos but instead severed horse penises that have been taxidermied?
2 TheLonelyBull 2020-02-26
I just mean so I wouldn't have to go buy a dildo. I'd rather work with what I have.
1 AnalDestruxion 2020-02-26
This coronavirus cant get here fast enough.
1 HistoryBuff9393 2020-02-26
Sometimes I speed up, follow them across the street myself or even walk a little black (sag) to make others more afraid.
1 BlacJeesus 2020-02-26
Uh....
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2020-02-26
If you don't intentionally scare women by walking behind them aggressively, you're a cuck.
1 MostPin4 2020-02-26
At some point the T-levels get so low we stop procreating
1 CuriousKrow 2020-02-26
The high IQ strategy is to cross the street preemptively and look worried and scared making the person who was scared of you self conscious about how they are presenting themselves.
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-26
It's a tricky situation. To minimise foidal discomfort I walk as quickly and directly as possible.
Yes, this results in a short period of fear and tension on the foid's part, but as the OP says, I know my intentions are good and I shouldn't care what the foid thinks.
This method ensures that the misunderstanding is over quickly, and the foid realises her stupid mistake and breathes a sigh of relief as I march past her.
1 LbortZ 2020-02-26
I just start laughing when I approach a stranger foid from behind. Laughing is a great tool to ease the tension, especially when you and her are walking alone at night.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-26
Why the fuck do you care
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-26
My mother was a foid.
1 Epicman93 2020-02-26
I usually just shout to the foid that I am not a male feminist.
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-26
My biggest fear as a father...
having an art school geek of a son.
1 PD_080xA 2020-02-26
its over for Hitler's dad
1 aqouta 2020-02-26
I can't imagine walking slowly enough that it wouldn't be clear to everyone involved that I'm not following, I'm passing.
1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-02-26
Man this site is so pathetic. I wonder if all those weirdos are getting off this feeeeemale telling them “omg thank you so much for agreeing with meeeeee”.
1 HoBoLoBro 2020-02-26
As if any foid would be scared of a manlet walking behind them. 🤣🤣🤣
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1 HerosEnd 2020-02-26
lmao imagining one of these faggots suddenly breaking out in a little skip and scaring the shit out of any woman is just too funny
1 AlohaWarrior35 2020-02-26
All male feminists are rapists.