every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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2 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-02-26
One day I accidentally
LOL and then she was kind of interested
But the dog bowl was 😅
Big shit LOL
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-26
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2 questionablyrotten 2020-02-26
SENTIENT
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-02-26
Youre my GF now
1 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
smh 😒😒😒😒
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-26
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1 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-26
🥚👉🐣👉🐥👉🐤👉🐔👉🍗👉😋
Or
🥚👉🍳😋
1 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
Or
🥚🥚🍆➡️🍑
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-26
What. Every device shows all emojis natively to itself.
1 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
Emojis in pic faggot
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-26
Oh, there's a picture. I had a retard moment!
1 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
🤗☺️🤗☺️🤗☺️🤗☺️🤗
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-26
Yeah, we all are a retard moment on this blessed day! 🤗🤗🤗
2 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Gtfo fag
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-26
Rude!
2 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
1 Ferocetis 2020-02-26
Why you immediately proceed to use samsung emojis? Like, are you alright?
1 automatic_cluck 2020-02-26
Lol brainlet
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-26
1 DaeshMeOutside 2020-02-26
🥱
1 minercrafter2 2020-02-26
based
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2020-02-26
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
1 LongPostBot 2020-02-26
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1 AnalDestruxion 2020-02-26
Maybe if more people hit their kids there's be less reddit-cels.
1 Mrtheliger 2020-02-26
Based 😏
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-26
redpilled
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-26
/r/TooMeIrlForMeIrl
1 [deleted] 2020-02-26
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1 greatjasoni 2020-02-26
Bloombergpilled