This has set LGBT equality back decades

Yeah, my furious homophobia now feels completely justified.

we can expand our horizons a little bit and you'd be surprised

gay af

This fills me with bigoted fury.

Wtf I homosexuality now

The video that killed this account

Dude I dunno this might be too much even for me

He bamboozled me!

It's true. This is it. Big Gay is done.

I meant to save or bookmark it, but somehow it slipped through my cracks, but may you remember it.

Sometime fairly recently, weeks or months, somebody commented something to the effect that eventually all r drama comments were going to become empty comments that relied on the username. I can't remember how it was worded but I thought it was pretty funny.

So many poor imitations.

The Biden one is easily the worst. If I see him in personal I'll fuck him up with a rusty straight razor I banged on the curb.

people here actin like they never had ranch & cherry jello at their picnics

Don't downvote the lolcow

The absolute state of burgercels

What is wrong with mayos???

Thats called a Santorum y'know?

One of the earliest forces unfunny reddit jokes pushed by one of the earliest insufferable reddit celebrities.

Note I’m using reddit as an adjective and not a noun literally referring to the website

Unelectable.

Totally irrelevant but the night Yang dropped out I put all my Yang shares on predictit up for sale. Knew no one would buy them, but did it anyway.

Just checked 15 seconds ago and someone bought them all lmao.

wait

PETE WHAT IS YOU DOIN

Fucking disgusting.

Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

Snapshots:

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Whitoids need to be abolished

This really isn't that far-fetched. Sour cream and salsa are staple condiments in Mexican cuisine, and ranch is just sour cream and some spices.

Seems ok to me.

You might be wondering how the hell Pete got here and why anyone on Earth would ask him this question. Well, it turns out there is a very logical explanation for all of this. According Eater, there's a South Bend, IN, Tex-Mex chain called Hacienda which is known for its ranch dressing and salsa, which people often mix together. In fact, they once even had GROWLERS you could fill with ranch, people love it so much. Mayor Pete is the mayor of South Bend, so duh, it makes sense people would ask this. Sure.

This incident wasn't the only time it's been brought up though. He also addressed it in Detroit, telling a crowd that he will eat it “under certain circumstances,” but is generally a “purist,” which seems like KIND OF THE OPPOSITE of what he said in the video. Very interesting.

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a31155338/pete-buttigieg-ranch-and-salsa/

You're the type of dude to put ketchup on chicken because "BBQ sauce is just ketchup with some spices."

Like midwesterners have any concept of Mexican food or southern cuisine. I got biscuits and gravy in Indianapolis and the gravy was brown.

I got biscuits and gravy in Indianapolis and the gravy was brown.

That's a crime against humanity!

I got biscuits and gravy in Indianapolis and the gravy was brown.

hahaha holy shit

were the biscuits actually slices of toast?

yeah I mix ranch and hot sauce

Used to mix it with buffalo sauce.

ranch is just sour cream and some spices.

It’s tastes nothing alike.

Well of course spices alter the taste of something, but don't change the base!

Haven't you ever had any spice?

Ranch dressing is an abomination.

Ranchocide when?

Mayocide 2020

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It's not as good as salsa mixed with sour cream, but when I make a taco salad and find out I'm out of sour cream, Ranch is a fine fill-in.

Using it as a dip for chips is pretty weird, though.

Burger politics 😔

cope

Literally unacceptable.

As long as he doesn't mix the races that faggot is cool with me 😎😎

Amerifat's gonna amerifat.

A midnight comedian should mix up some ranch and salsa and challenge him to actually eat it. I believe that's what chess players call a zugzwang - every move means you lose.

Mod him

Well he probably thinks Hacienda makes good Mexican food.

LGB drop the P!

That's it. He's off my list of potentials. My god that is disgusting white people nonsense. It's ranch and buffalo sauce, you heathen.