Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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Uhm, sweaty, Snappy said the mom was cucked.

😳🥺 oh fuck you got me

You know, sometimes my dick litterally aches because 90% of the time we have sex once a day I can never usually do more, when we do have sex its for about an hour I'm usually feeling pretty fine, but if it were to be multiple times per day there would definitely be some fatigue and my penis would probably fall off. But I usually feel pretty normal

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What you've never had sex multiple times? Your skin is only so durable. That shit would hurt after a while or even rip.

ok cutfag

Unfair, he didn’t have a say.

Thats why it is good

It's the shaft, virgin.

OK so I can lowkey relate. The chick I'm fucking now loves it when I stick a vibrator up her puss and fuck her in the ass and it's unironically great. On the one hand, it makes it tight as fuck AND it vibrates my cock which feels amazing, at the same time she's fucking loving it AND it's super easy for her to cum which makes it so she's always down to fuck and she's always willing to come to my place, it's like fucking postmates or some shit.

That said, the sheer mixture of tightness and vibration makes it so my dick is sore as fuck if we either go really long one time or if we do two sessions. It literally feels like my cock is being squeezed through the crushy-thingy that the turban dude from Temple of Doom was killed by.

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Straightoids are so unashamed of their degeneracy it's amazing to me

Getting off to a dildo on your dick is gay adjacent

That's why I like it

Based and coom pilled

reported for excessive coomerposting

It's only coomer if you're doing it alone 😘

Nah actual coomerposting is way more degenerate cause the ones doing it are doing it alone. This is just some straightoid talking about anal with vibrators being tight as hell y'all.

This guy fucks

yes basically a couple and if you really must know I am not the father

I hope covid 19 kills us all

He might just have a pregnancy fetish. He doesn't care about the baby.

copecopecope

...King??

I mean if he just jizzes on her then leaves her when she gives birth that’s pretty based

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The absolute state of mayos. Lol.