Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
This post was supposed to be a lighthearted one but the high and mighty brigade seem to have come out in force and spoilt the fun. Someone even decided to make a comment about my pregnant wife.
Thank you to everyone who commented something nice, but everyone else can suck a fat one.
Can you imagine anything so pathetic as being cucked by a pibble?
What the fuck is happening in this thread? Are all these downvoted comments really cause of the neutering thing? Christ, Y’all need to chill, if OP wants to breed his dog he should be allowed, y’all love to upvote every purebred lab or retriever that gets posted here but not a Staffy? Why cause it’s a bully breed? Fucking double standard bullshit...
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 Detective_Fallacy 2020-02-29
Holy shit.
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-29
Exactly what I said to myself when I saw this, at this point I’m sure that there had to be keywords that it picks up on
1 2cimarafa 2020-02-29
It’s not that, it’s that some people literally post a thread 20 times to get the right snappy post.
1 CeetheAndSope 2020-02-29
I posted this once.
What kind of faggot has the time to farm Snappy comments?
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2020-02-29
you
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1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2020-02-29
S A P I E N T
1 Msmit71 2020-02-29
S E N T I M E N T
1 smol_pony 2020-02-29
C E N T E N N I A L S E D I M E N T
1 CountArchibald 2020-02-29
Yesterday and today Snappy shows genius.
Missed you buddy.
1 Bumbo55 2020-02-29
A true masterpiece.
1 smishsmash44 2020-02-29
We have the best bots
1 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-29
More like "three weeks from being an only child away"-
1 fitness 2020-02-29
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-02-29
Jannie was too dumb to pick up on that one.
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2020-02-29
the bliss of fatherhood 😍😍😍
1 annoy_mus 2020-02-29
Rudeness? On my internet??
1 bbw_gw_ 2020-02-29
What a fucking pussy. If he cant handle the internet being mean imagine how this guy isgoing to handle watching his dog eat his baby and wife.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-02-29
Repost the to Deux so you can ping him with that.
1 Infidel6 2020-02-29
The pitbull was pregnant too?
1 Mick_mangina 2020-02-29
Looks like he already has
1 goolito 2020-02-29
The thread got y'alled
1 bbw_gw_ 2020-02-29
The baby is gonna get y'alled so lol
1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-02-29
We're even then.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-02-29
That white lady sure is proud of her dog’s balls from her comments...
1 Frostfright 2020-02-29
gonna laugh my ass off when the followup post in 6 months about the baby mauled in the crib by baloo
but he such a good velvet hippo tho~
1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-29
Can you imagine anything so pathetic as being cucked by a pibble?
1 tenebrous_cloud 2020-02-29
"Get a life" said the volunteer janitorial staff. Absolute pottery.
1 AlohaWarrior35 2020-02-29
Imagine being an internet janny and conducting unpaid hunts for no-no words.
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-02-29
Not even no no words, no no thoughts. Disliking the breed of peace is hate speech
1 tenebrous_cloud 2020-02-29
And then they say it's not the breed it's the bad owners and I'm like you can't just say that kind of stuff about black people smh 😡😡😡
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-29
What an ugly couple 🤮
1 911roofer 2020-02-29
Where's the drama?
1 smol_pony 2020-02-29
click the link in the original post
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-29
When you can smell the cinnamon buns in the oven
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-02-29
Y ' A L L
1 StoneStasis 2020-02-29
imagine getting angry over a dog's balls
1 HistoryBuff9393 2020-02-29
The amount of people calling the dog handsome is 🤮
1 smishsmash44 2020-02-29
Why are pit nutters always ugly