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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-29
I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
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1 CeetheAndSope 2020-02-29
If the average Redditor was given the choice of:
Living in a perfect, post-scarcity utopia, but having to say, "President Trump is a pretty alright guy."
Dying horribly in World War III, but being able to shake their fist and say, "I knew Trump was bad news!" as their eyeballs boil out of their sockets.
they would pick Option 2 every single time.
1 Logan_Pauler 2020-02-29
Uhh, which of the two choices represent nuclear Armageddon?
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-02-29
I miss Ted :(
1 Thereal14words 2020-02-29
#metoo
1 GeminiRocket 2020-02-29
The talibans did nothing wrong tbh except calling the bluff of the Texan.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-29
Based Texan destroys world over fake news
It's not about the WMDs. The Talibans had a Ben Laden, Bush and Rumsfeld asked nicely to hand him over they say "lol no".
1 onafriday 2020-02-29
Neither party had weak hands, so they had to get strong armed
1 oss_spy 2020-02-29
I mean, the repression of the afghans isn't a good thing
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-29
If it stops Bacha Bazi yes it is
1 atmpls 2020-02-29
We made no effort to stop kid diddling in Afghanistan
Um, if my "we" you mean warriors of Allah then ur wrong bucko. The Taliban outlawed that shit
1 ason 2020-02-29
Hell yeah, brother. The only thing they hate more than pederasts is uppity women.
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1 Yeetsauce100 2020-02-29
Subconsciously everyone loves war. We used to be able to admit it before all those pussys from ww1 started bitching.
1 Throwaytway 2020-02-29
Everything trump does is bad
If I can’t make it sound bad he just did it to look good
-TDS script
1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-29
Once Pavlov gave dogs food but didn't electrocute them.
They barked all night.
1 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-29
mUh OiL $$$
Big brains commenting there.
Didn't they find shills on worldnews?
1 Bionic29 2020-02-29
Every person that is saying we should stay in Afghanistan needs to be drafted and sent over there
1 cfbWORKING 2020-02-29
We definitely would get waxed then
They would be good distractions
It would be like when vice would go to war zones but the hipsters had guns instead of mics
Dear lord /r/combatfootage would be incredible
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-29
Imagine the soldiers of the 1st Soyboy Regiment vs the absolute chads of the Taliban Allah inspired army lmao
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-29
I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
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1 CeetheAndSope 2020-02-29
If the average Redditor was given the choice of:
Living in a perfect, post-scarcity utopia, but having to say, "President Trump is a pretty alright guy."
Dying horribly in World War III, but being able to shake their fist and say, "I knew Trump was bad news!" as their eyeballs boil out of their sockets.
they would pick Option 2 every single time.
1 Logan_Pauler 2020-02-29
Uhh, which of the two choices represent nuclear Armageddon?
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-02-29
I miss Ted :(
1 Thereal14words 2020-02-29
#metoo
1 GeminiRocket 2020-02-29
The talibans did nothing wrong tbh except calling the bluff of the Texan.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-29
Based Texan destroys world over fake news
1 GeminiRocket 2020-02-29
It's not about the WMDs. The Talibans had a Ben Laden, Bush and Rumsfeld asked nicely to hand him over they say "lol no".
1 onafriday 2020-02-29
Neither party had weak hands, so they had to get strong armed
1 oss_spy 2020-02-29
I mean, the repression of the afghans isn't a good thing
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-29
If it stops Bacha Bazi yes it is
1 atmpls 2020-02-29
We made no effort to stop kid diddling in Afghanistan
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-29
Um, if my "we" you mean warriors of Allah then ur wrong bucko. The Taliban outlawed that shit
1 ason 2020-02-29
Hell yeah, brother. The only thing they hate more than pederasts is uppity women.
1 [deleted] 2020-02-29
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1 Yeetsauce100 2020-02-29
Subconsciously everyone loves war. We used to be able to admit it before all those pussys from ww1 started bitching.
1 Throwaytway 2020-02-29
Everything trump does is bad
If I can’t make it sound bad he just did it to look good
-TDS script
1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-29
Once Pavlov gave dogs food but didn't electrocute them.
They barked all night.
1 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-29
Big brains commenting there.
Didn't they find shills on worldnews?
1 Bionic29 2020-02-29
Every person that is saying we should stay in Afghanistan needs to be drafted and sent over there
1 cfbWORKING 2020-02-29
We definitely would get waxed then
1 Bionic29 2020-02-29
They would be good distractions
1 cfbWORKING 2020-02-29
It would be like when vice would go to war zones but the hipsters had guns instead of mics
1 Yeetsauce100 2020-02-29
Dear lord /r/combatfootage would be incredible
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-29
Imagine the soldiers of the 1st Soyboy Regiment vs the absolute chads of the Taliban Allah inspired army lmao