Petition to unban our fallen mujahid and martyr, pizzashill.
1 2020-02-29 by SJCards
Having been so unceremoniously taken from us, I present the following:
- Admins are basically super janitorial staff.
- Foids remain dangerously unpoliced.
- The caravan of Jihad crashes the place of refuge of the wolves.
Thank you for your consideration, ArrDrama. Inshallah.
28 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-29
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-29
Absolutely fucking no
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-29
Seconded this.
1 Platycel 2020-02-29
This, but unironically
1 SJCards 2020-02-29
no u
1 smol_pony 2020-02-29
no. its for his own good.
1 SJCards 2020-02-29
He's absolutely still here under an alt. He can't stay away. We should simply allow him to appear in his true form, safe injection site style.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-29
Get automodetator to delete any of his posts that exceed 180 characters about an hour after posting. Best of all worlds.
1 SJCards 2020-02-29
His seethe would be unimaginable. I support this.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-29
If we could harness the magnitude of that seethe it could power a mid sized metropolitan area.
1 Godsdj 2020-02-29
We'll call it... Seetheland.
1 Orbidorpdorp 2020-02-29
It’s me I am the pizzas hill. You may now begin obsessing over me.
1 SJCards 2020-02-29
No, retard. Pizza is a faggot neolib incel.
1 Orbidorpdorp 2020-02-29
Yes yes this is me you see I do not like the womens except ms. Hillary that’s why I am call pizza Hill it is after her.
1 SJCards 2020-02-29
I hope they ban you for being retarded
1 Orbidorpdorp 2020-02-29
Oh you are alway so funny es-jay, what would this sublisting be without your clever?
1 SJCards 2020-02-29
Okay retard
1 d-amazo 2020-02-29
i believe it.
1 Yeetsauce100 2020-02-29
No he isn't
1 shitpersonality 2020-02-29
I have been patrolling every thot i come across in the latest coomer leak. Pizzashill (PBUH) would be proud.
1 SJCards 2020-02-29
This why must continue the struggle.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-29
Ugh I can't stand dime store Greek writing
1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-29
Also, counter petition to ban lawlz for the amount of time pizza is banned for so they can both seethe together in other subs for our amusement.
1 ObjectiveSuspect 2020-02-29
Drama "personalities" should all be banned and mocked on aight. Nothing is more indicative of needing to be culled from the gene pool more than being well known on arrr Drama, except for being black.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-02-29
I'd read a pizzashill longpost beginning to end before I'd read a MasterLawlz longpost.
1 Mrtheliger 2020-02-29
No. God, just shut up. There have been way too many actual dramaposts recently, and that retard would just bring more
1 forseti911 2020-02-29
I'm a pizzashill supporter and I have to agree. Pizzadaddy's been running out of steam for a while. Maybe a break would do him some good.
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-29
100% agree brother. Let the autism flow to every corner of this sub.