I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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I love Ted Cruz so much. Anyone remember his 2016 Republican convention speech where he not so subtly suggested people not for vote Trump? This man gives absolutely no fucks. 😎😎😎

Ted eats his own tonsil stones. And just wait till Daddy spills the beans on his whore wife

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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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who even eats plain hamburgers you sick fuck

(((Lactose intolerant)))

You forgot the twitter thread where he not only asked her what a Y chromosome is, but also when does a pre-born baby feel pain and which country had the highest reduction of CO2 emissions, which she ignored

Why does she keep taking Ted's bait so hard

because shes fucking dumb as shit lol

She's just trying to get retweeted by all the blue check marks who eat this stuff up. Politicians use Twitter as a campaign tool, nothing more. This exchange is good for both of them.

She’s more qualified than Cruz. She has two bachelors’ degrees. How many does he have?

He has a doctorate from Harvard apparently

Glad to see her finally admit that she does NOT “hold two degrees” as she has falsely claimed repeatedly. (She holds a single degree with a dual major.)

Ted Cruz, otoh, holds a BA from Princeton AND a JD from Harvard.

So he has a Juris Doctor, e.g. the degree you do to become a lawyer. He may not seem like the sharpest tack, but he could probably wipe the floor with AOC intellectually, and it is dangerous for her to even attempt to compare their academic achievements.

He may be a lawyer but does he know how many pours are in a whiskey sour?

Ted Cruz has a BA from Princeton and went to Harvard Law my dude. That’s infinitely harder than getting a BA from Boston College like AOC.

she went to boston u (woke) not boston college (based papists)

Two BAs. She double majored. That’s more BAs than Cruz has

A double major isn’t two BAs lol. A double major is the equivalent of one major and two minors, if you have one major and two minors do you have one BA? Two? Three?!

Even if it was two BAs, hell she could get 10 BAs from Boston U and that wouldn’t even come close to a BA from Princeton and a law degree from Harvard.

One major and, let's face it, two minors, both of which that you weren't fully able to commit to.

What the fuck is this conservatard shit? Pence is a retard who thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old. He has no business being in charge of a pandemic.

its a pandemic now???

and the earth is 6,000 years old dumass how else do you explain the bible checkmate atheists

She’s bragging about high school achievements? She may as well just share her SAT scores too.

I listen to this morning talk show and the only woman on the show (of course she’s an absolute retard) said she’s going to be writing down her daughters achievements in school for her college resume. She’s in fucking forth grade. One of the things she wrote down was “Won 2nd place for an art competition”. Lmao foids man

was it intentional to write “forth” when talking about how retarded other people are?

Man nothing gets passed you guys lmao

Retard.

It's past retard

morning talk show

Ok boomer.

I don't really watch those nowadays, but I used to when there weren't any great kids shows on. Now anybody says "morning talk show" and I get cravings for orange juice because MORNING = BREAKFAST. C:

Good post tbh.

You can tell that foid came up with that idea while on her period.

Ted has kinda turned a corner after 2016 and Beto. He is kinda dropping the Baptist preacher thing and finding a smug conservative lane that is really working for him.

Posting milf porn on twitter was his turning point.

Punished Ted redemption arc

Why all this talk? Just flex on Cruz by getting your tits out.

Why did Ted grow the beard? He went from a proud Christian cleanshaven agent of reaction and idpol to some kind of bizarro right-wing version of your degenerare bearded Bolshevik. Does anybody have a mailing address for him? Maybe we can set him up with dollar shave club or something.

Ah, who am I kidding? We all know he was soulless from the start.

NGL I kinda wanna see the parallel universe where Trump never existed and Ted took over the party.