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1  2020-03-01 by AI_WAIFU

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IM GONNA BOOGALOOOOOOOM!

I hope the sellers surge the prices up. Price gouging is unironically a good thing.

Pride gouging is nothing more than a price signal to producers to increase production, cmv.

That and also an efficient way to redistribute scarce products since fixed prices would cause real scarcity for that product, which would mean people who really need couldn't get it even if they could pay more.

Panic! At the Costco.

This is Costco for the fallen ones

Allah smiles upon us brothers. The sins and depravity of the west coast are finally being cleansed. Inshallah.

Why is this suddenly happening tho?

Also:

The woman in front of me at Costco this morning bought $998 worth of children’s forehead thermometers. I hope she’s donating them, because if she’s pulling a Dwight Schrute/Princess Unicorn move then that’s... morally questionable, at best

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Prolly because the bat plague claimed the life of an US citizen for the first time today. Burgers panicking as a result.

I literally cant explain price-gouging without referencing the office

We deserve this plague.

Price gauging is a good thing if the main supplier did not set up 1-per-person limits.

The alternative is shortages.

Cause the media has been very shit at explaining what is happening and people are assumming we will be quarantined similar to china.

Retards, get a bottle of tylenol and some gatorade and if you get it then stay home and recover youll be alright unless youre literally 90 or on the brink of emphysema and smoking 2 packs a day.

bat flu kills smokers and old people

homeless and stupid have high smoking rates

Do we really want to avoid fixing pensions, social security and vagrancy

Price is not only not morally questionable, it’s the only moral way to distribute resources in time of crisis. I spent 4 years and over 200k to learn this.

why tf are people stocking up on water

like nigga just fill some bottles from the tap

Californians dont understand the difference between suburbs and urban cities and coped so hard that they believe their suburbs of 200k mouthbreathers will have the same problems as a major city of 4 million mouthbreathers when in reality you just need to get a gun to defend yourself from looters because everything will still function except with more coughing.

Hell San Francisco doesn't even have a million fucktards living in it. The US is the worlds breadbasket and California is a major contributer to that.

The amount of people who don't give a fuck about the annual flu shot is off the wall.

But then the meme virus hits and the stock market dips and people start buying a 6 month supply of toilet paper and shit.

Flu shots are a legit meme to be fair.

I got a flu shot so I could dip out of work for an hour and steal food from the micro-kitchen and fuck around instead.

To a certain extent this is a stupid "Prisoner's Dilemma" where:

  • A small but unknown number of hysterical preppers/news junkies hoard anticipating terrible disaster
  • A larger number of less worried people hoard anticipating the above hysterics will disrupt commerce.
  • A huge number of even less worried people hoard anticipating the hoarding of both groups above and their own group might disrupt their ability to get groceries predictably later in the week.

Most of the people at that Costco's main concern is probably not corona virus, but other people hoarding in this stupid game theory situation.

Shit someone buy me some Costco stocks. Fentanyl Americans are good at time thing and that's being predictable

Most of the people at that Costco's main concern is probably not corona virus, but other people (who are also not concerned about corona virus) hoarding. The thinking is something like:

  • A small but unknown number of hysterical preppers/news junkies hoard anticipating terrible disaster
  • A huge number of less worried people hoard anticipating the above group and their own group, in a prisoner's dilemma way, might disrupt their ability to get groceries predictably later in the week.

They bough all flour. Except the healthy ones.

Lmao at retards who dont just go to a regular grocery store within an hour of opening/closing and avoid the crowds.

>caring about a pandemic

Burgers really are dumb

Why don’t people who get the coronavirus just breathe? 😒😒😒