The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Apparently it's because estrogen girldick is different, like, it doesn't really get hard and just splooges while it's still soft and wrinkly. Why anyone would prefer that I don't know.
Well I've heard that the flaccid penis is more sensitive because of estrogen and stuff like that. And soft dick is less intimidating for the lesbians fujos and straight men chasers in denial who sleep with them.
The thing is, how can you be both gay and asexual. It's like they don't even know what the labels they slap on themselves mean as long as they sound complicated and unique.
It means that while you're not sexually attracted to men, you forge emotionally romantic relationships with them because you realize that foids are incapable of love
It’s so weird how a lot of trans women involved in this argument think that straight guys don’t want to sleep with them because they don’t want to be considered gay, while in reality straight guys don’t want to sleep with them because they aren’t gay.
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1 DaeshMeOutside 2020-03-01
😂 the top comment is by a virgin tranny who recommends discord for meeting people
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-03-01
Discord tranny is my favourite stereotype
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-03-01
Not even the tards in r/DankLeft can get behind the girldick.
1 theworstever 2020-03-01
The faster the leftards drop the troons the faster they'll start to win elections.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-03-01
This but unironically. It won't happen though. The left has become so rabid that anyone not woke enough gets eaten
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-03-01
reads comment
checks cartoon
reads comment
I'm confused
1 Ohsbar 2020-03-01
words fail to describe the level of delusion required to post this
1 forseti911 2020-03-01
If the recipient of the blowjob is wearing a skirt it's scientifically not gay.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-03-01
Apparently it's because estrogen girldick is different, like, it doesn't really get hard and just splooges while it's still soft and wrinkly. Why anyone would prefer that I don't know.
1 forseti911 2020-03-01
But why?
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-03-01
It's kind of complicated, but basically it's because testosterone levels control how easy it is to get an erection.
1 forseti911 2020-03-01
No I get that but why would anyone want that. Both the blower and the blowee.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-03-01
Well I've heard that the flaccid penis is more sensitive because of estrogen and stuff like that. And soft dick is less intimidating for the
lesbiansfujos andstraight menchasers in denial who sleep with them.1 ironicshitpostr 2020-03-01
What about locked in a chastity cage dick to hard or soft tho
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-03-01
Why is there so much cumtown overlap here, Ray?
1 forseti911 2020-03-01
If I'm not all the way hard, you're not getting approved submitter status.
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-01
It’s now straight for a man to want to suck dick as long as the receiver wears a skirt
1 M_Messervy 2020-03-01
Words words words...
1 Ferocetis 2020-03-01
"I am gay. Well, gay. Im a gay."
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-03-01
I don't believe any man who says he's gay who isn't also completely obsessed with sex.
1 M_Messervy 2020-03-01
The thing is, how can you be both gay and asexual. It's like they don't even know what the labels they slap on themselves mean as long as they sound complicated and unique.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-03-01
It means that while you're not sexually attracted to men, you forge emotionally romantic relationships with them because you realize that foids are incapable of love
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-03-01
Imagine thinking anything is wrong with liking dick i rather be gay than like cursed shit like g**sy
1 StoneStasis 2020-03-01
Nothing straighter than deepthroating my girlfriend while fondling her nutsack!
1 maxrezdefault 2020-03-01
i will have to agree with the trannies here, trannyfuckers are just weird straight guys with a fetish.
1 Common_Item 2020-03-01
It’s so weird how a lot of trans women involved in this argument think that straight guys don’t want to sleep with them because they don’t want to be considered gay, while in reality straight guys don’t want to sleep with them because they aren’t gay.