In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
Huh, I see what you are implying but your logic sucks. Nothing he said leaves out the possibility that he both met her after she turned 16 and that they have been together 48 days. A lot of people in puppy love hold great importance to such things as anniversaries. In the grand scheme it's pretty ridiculous to have a problem with this kind of relationship. I know many 16 year-olds have better logic than you, for example.
what is up with that sub always locking anything that hits the first page and is good drama? There was another good one today and locked. If it's a good thread, it gets locked.
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3 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
http://removeddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/f9ja4a/my_girlfriends_mother_is_calling_the_police_at/
2 NervousTomatillo 2020-03-01
Was this darqwolff's new alt?
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-01
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-03-01
Oh man this'll make for good drama when the mom gets a restraining order.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-03-01
man that 48 days sure is specific i wonder wh-
ah
2 TheLonelyBull 2020-03-01
Huh, I see what you are implying but your logic sucks. Nothing he said leaves out the possibility that he both met her after she turned 16 and that they have been together 48 days. A lot of people in puppy love hold great importance to such things as anniversaries. In the grand scheme it's pretty ridiculous to have a problem with this kind of relationship. I know many 16 year-olds have better logic than you, for example.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-03-01
i like how you're treating this as an argument and not a comment.
ok groomer.
1 fondue093ha 2020-03-01
It's kind of romantic to wait for a girls birthday, no?
1 Lysis10 2020-03-01
what is up with that sub always locking anything that hits the first page and is good drama? There was another good one today and locked. If it's a good thread, it gets locked.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-03-01
IIRC /r/legaladvice is an op and a couple of the top mods are cops. They aren't interested in drama.
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-03-01
If this isn't a troll I'd love to see this idiot go to jail
1 closedshop 2020-03-01
It’s not pedophilia, it’s __________!