Minecraft

1  2020-03-01 by automatic_cluck

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If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

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lol gottem

I love this game. Why did Notch sell it to Microsoft?

Because they gave him like 2 billion dollars lol

yeah he has "fuck you" levels of money now

Money. Next question?

It was a rhetorical question.

tons of money and he stopped being point of contact #1 for every autist mad about recent changes to the game?

It is the single best-selling video game of all time

Wow, I feel old now