I read the original post. As a lawyercel, the original story is hilarious, and so is the reaction. Absolute all round garbage fire. Every single detail of the story is against him legally. The more he talks, the worse it gets. Kek. Either he's a master troll with legal knowledge who has engineered the worst possible case, or a complete fruitbat. Wouldn't even be able to get bail for this dude, let alone get him off on assault.
The fact that he says "I have PTSD" is really all that you need to know. It's like saying you're trans. Both are real medical conditions, but they've been absolutely swarmed by maladjusted little shits who are trying to build a "mental illness" excuse for when their antics inevitably come back to bite them.
I don't even care if he was really in the military. Nobody with real PTSD flexes the fact that they have it.
That’s exactly it omg, I couldn’t express it properly. They’re dangerous to me because I’m so like mentally malleable if they spend like more than two minutes explaining their train of thought I’ll accidentally end up a nazi or something, one time I made an emoji typo and changed mood to the new emoji 😬
Why does anybody go to reddit for legal advice? Serious question? Legal consultations from actual lawyers are usually free and you have assurance that the person you're talking to knows what they're talking about.
If he isn't a troll, he's testing out his chances and the gravity of his crime before he turns himself in or speaks to a lawyer... the same way /r/askreddit is all 18 WayS to KnOw iF SHe Is In LOvE wiTH YoU AfTer ThE fiRSt DaTE content writers.
99% odds that this guy is a troll, but if he's not, anyone who goes out of their way to say that they have "PTSD" is just a borderline case trying to prepare an alibi for when he snaps and gets violent.
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3 RochelleH 2020-03-01
I read the original post. As a lawyercel, the original story is hilarious, and so is the reaction. Absolute all round garbage fire. Every single detail of the story is against him legally. The more he talks, the worse it gets. Kek. Either he's a master troll with legal knowledge who has engineered the worst possible case, or a complete fruitbat. Wouldn't even be able to get bail for this dude, let alone get him off on assault.
2 nonobo21 2020-03-01
In a just world he would be rewarded for slapping that guy up.
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1 nonobo21 2020-03-01
Good
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
The fact that he says "I have PTSD" is really all that you need to know. It's like saying you're trans. Both are real medical conditions, but they've been absolutely swarmed by maladjusted little shits who are trying to build a "mental illness" excuse for when their antics inevitably come back to bite them.
I don't even care if he was really in the military. Nobody with real PTSD flexes the fact that they have it.
2 SaintJohnnyBoy 2020-03-01
I guarantee that if the video of this got posted on PublicFreakout or JusticeServed then the Reddit hivemind would defend his actions
2 markahkiin 2020-03-01
Dude is also a legit warlock irl.
2 Spysix 2020-03-01
Status: literally shaking rn
2 big_papa_stiffy 2020-03-01
literally nothing wrong with stomping someone who tries to road rage you
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-01
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1 KimKFan 2020-03-01
This dude is fantastic but reddit suburban nerds shouldn't be expected to understand that
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
As someone who shops at Walmart dude showed incredible restraint.
2 sad_boi_md 2020-03-01
Poorcels OUT
5 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Sams club?
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1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Just carry concealed and look forward to someone giving you a reason
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2020-03-01
It's shocking just how poor the quality of their merchandise is. I once had socks from walmart that weren't even foot shaped, the toe was square.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-03-01
Somebody stone this round-toed mutant!
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-03-01
lmao
1 Wopitikitotengo 2020-03-01
Laughing at them immediately changing their expression to that emoji after hitting submit
1 sam-raimis-spiderman 2020-03-01
Someone start PMing him about how Scientology will help him unlock his thetan levels
1 affectionateotter1 2020-03-01
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America
1 Systemsmodel 2020-03-01
Anything the mods say in that subreddit is bad advice
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-03-01
Aren’t the mods all power-tripping cops or is that regular legaladvice
I realize all cops are power tripping retards but I remember even in that company those mods stood out as especially thin skinned faggots
3 Ill_Regal 2020-03-01
I hate wokescolds for making hating cops look uncool
2 Systemsmodel 2020-03-01
Yeah, the same cabal of mods controls every sub related to LA because they can’t stand commentary that calls them out for the dipshits they are
2 ironicshitpostr 2020-03-01
Uk legal jannies doxxed someone for complaining about mermaids troid charity harassing their kid then hid the evidence
1 Systemsmodel 2020-03-01
Sounds like the dipshits that run LA
1 CavernousFailure 2020-03-01
Why does anybody go to reddit for legal advice? Serious question? Legal consultations from actual lawyers are usually free and you have assurance that the person you're talking to knows what they're talking about.
1 theworstever 2020-03-01
Because Yahoo answers is for boomers.
1 tHeSiD 2020-03-01
Maybe they think it's a good starting point
2 CavernousFailure 2020-03-01
It's not
1 RochelleH 2020-03-01
If he isn't a troll, he's testing out his chances and the gravity of his crime before he turns himself in or speaks to a lawyer... the same way /r/askreddit is all 18 WayS to KnOw iF SHe Is In LOvE wiTH YoU AfTer ThE fiRSt DaTE content writers.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
99% odds that this guy is a troll, but if he's not, anyone who goes out of their way to say that they have "PTSD" is just a borderline case trying to prepare an alibi for when he snaps and gets violent.
1 buddyboyhi 2020-03-01
post history
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-03-01
Proof deuxcels are all fatties. (Except Trappy of course)
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-03-01
Can someone tell me if this person is trappy or not
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-03-01
Nah Trappy has a different account. I'm just some autistic retard. She's been busy with school unfortunately so she cut down on /r/drama time.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-03-01
oh i thought she actually 42%'d
nice to hear the queen is alive and well
1 zergling_Lester 2020-03-01
To be fair, it sounds like he and the other guy found each other.
1 Prince-Klonopin 2020-03-01
imagine yikesing something as based as banging machine elves