Imagining being surprised that the crappy service you laughed at for being exploitable can't handle huge volume spikes.
Bonus all the "bye bye RH" posts. You deliberately fucked with their company and banned their accounts,l. I bet they're laughing at your lost money lol reddit sucks
every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
Seeing how the DOW dropped 4,000 the past month, it would be fucking hilarious if the beervirus thing combined with tech issues like this is what causes the bronze age collapse of our time. Shattering North America and Europe into dozens of warring city states would be a good bit
And for once the righoids cant screech about the Joos being behind it, since the collapse of globalism would mean very bad news for a certain isolated Middle Eastern state surrounded solely by countries who hate them
Unironically I think I might start investing in shit now that the market is tanked. It'll recover once the paranoia dies down so shit is bound to rise.
Wait a few days/weeks/months. When shtf there's usually a rally from people thinking the way you are and other people seeing the recovery and putting their money back in. Once we get into earnings announcements and/or crownvirus really starts to fuck up the USA then we'll probably be in prime bargain hunting territory
If something stupid like a "conscience" or "morals" is going to prevent you from picking up on some sweet deals then at least wait until earnings announcements, where the human suffering is abstracted
we're on the decline but a LONG way from tanked. The last month put us about where we were six months ago. That's still "market correction" territory. We need to start flirting with sub-20k numbers again before the buyer's market starts getting good.
I mean the official Robinhood Reddit account posted to WSB to ask them to stop taking advantage of that one RH bug, and the mods banned the account from WSB.
They actually do pay using RH (unless using limit orders). Market makers like Citadel pay Robin Hood to route their orders through them (“Payment for order flow”). They do not get priority for being filled.
Robinhood only got popular because it was the first with free trades, now all the actually good brokers do free trades like Charles Schwab. Once they get it back up a ton of people are gonna dump their RH positions and cash out to go elsewhere.
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2 Peytons_5head 2020-03-02
Imagining being surprised that the crappy service you laughed at for being exploitable can't handle huge volume spikes.
Bonus all the "bye bye RH" posts. You deliberately fucked with their company and banned their accounts,l. I bet they're laughing at your lost money lol reddit sucks
2 zkube 2020-03-02
It wasn't even volume spikes. It was a leap year date handling bug. And it's happened before.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-02
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1 FearOfBees 2020-03-02
NO MY STOCKS YOU CUNTS
1 smol_pony 2020-03-02
hodl
1 I_Shah 2020-03-02
It’s Options retard
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2020-03-02
Oh god, people with all those tasty puts
1 ReddneckwithaD 2020-03-02
Seeing how the DOW dropped 4,000 the past month, it would be fucking hilarious if the beervirus thing combined with tech issues like this is what causes the bronze age collapse of our time. Shattering North America and Europe into dozens of warring city states would be a good bit
And for once the righoids cant screech about the Joos being behind it, since the collapse of globalism would mean very bad news for a certain isolated Middle Eastern state surrounded solely by countries who hate them
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-03-02
Unironically I think I might start investing in shit now that the market is tanked. It'll recover once the paranoia dies down so shit is bound to rise.
2 snallygaster 2020-03-02
Wait a few days/weeks/months. When shtf there's usually a rally from people thinking the way you are and other people seeing the recovery and putting their money back in. Once we get into earnings announcements and/or crownvirus really starts to fuck up the USA then we'll probably be in prime bargain hunting territory
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-03-02
Yeah I'm gonna wait for people to start dying. How else am I gonna get my investment money aside from taking wallets off the corpses of the elderly?
1 snallygaster 2020-03-02
If something stupid like a "conscience" or "morals" is going to prevent you from picking up on some sweet deals then at least wait until earnings announcements, where the human suffering is abstracted
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-03-02
we're on the decline but a LONG way from tanked. The last month put us about where we were six months ago. That's still "market correction" territory. We need to start flirting with sub-20k numbers again before the buyer's market starts getting good.
2 DOG_ORGASM 2020-03-02
Okay well after everyone dies then I'll make some purchases.
1 screamifyouredriving 2020-03-02
The Jews are the only thing keeping smooth brains off the street.
3 ironicshitpostr 2020-03-02
You're welcome
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-03-02
Is this the true origin of r/aftertheendfanfork?
1 smol_pony 2020-03-02
😎😎😎
1 pepperouchau 2020-03-02
...they have an IT department?
1 smol_pony 2020-03-02
sick burn😎😎😎
1 The_Homocracy 2020-03-02
Their IT is also a wsb retard lmao they're so fucked
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-03-02
It's a honey trap, you brainlet
2 NumerousEvent 2020-03-02
hunter2
3 smol_pony 2020-03-02
why did you comment "*******"?
3 Platycel 2020-03-02
Nice reference kind redditor, I see I'm not the only one reading niche websites like Bash.org.
You must be pretty epic if you used both those websites.
3 ponyblaze 2020-03-02
or maybe my pony friend played runescape in 2004 and browses shitposts in r/2007scape to this very day
3 Platycel 2020-03-02
Maybe, maybe not.
2 ponyblaze 2020-03-02
well thats my alt account if you couldnt piece it together just fyi
1 Platycel 2020-03-02
Maybe, maybe not.
1 ponyblaze 2020-03-02
we may never know
1 smol_pony 2020-03-02
Maybe, maybe not.
2 The_Homocracy 2020-03-02
Phish is a band, retard
2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-03-02
*a GREAT band
1 Lysander125 2020-03-02
I mean the official Robinhood Reddit account posted to WSB to ask them to stop taking advantage of that one RH bug, and the mods banned the account from WSB.
5 life_in_inches_ 2020-03-02
BANNED
lmao
4 The_Homocracy 2020-03-02
I remember that. It was amazing
1 affectionateotter1 2020-03-02
They actually do pay using RH (unless using limit orders). Market makers like Citadel pay Robin Hood to route their orders through them (“Payment for order flow”). They do not get priority for being filled.
(I don’t work in this industry)
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-02
NNNOOOO NOT THE HECKIN EPIC INVESTMENTRINO NOT THE DOW JONESRINO STOCK GO UP LINE MUST GO UP UPPP NNOOOO
1 furryjihad 2020-03-02
Based noooposting
1 Catullus__16 2020-03-02
They all have puts though
1 zergling_Lester 2020-03-02
"Bears are usually referred to in homophobic terms."
1 DrLemniscate 2020-03-02
WSB memes on Robinhood a lot as only being for idiot investors, but a lot of them still use it since it does make things easy.
1 pepperouchau 2020-03-02
Excuse me, I was told that it literally cannot go tits up.
2 Lolling_Llamas 2020-03-02
Just turn ur screen upside down and everything's going great
Maybe turn on the red-green colourblind option too
1 CapitalistVenezuelan 2020-03-02
Robinhood only got popular because it was the first with free trades, now all the actually good brokers do free trades like Charles Schwab. Once they get it back up a ton of people are gonna dump their RH positions and cash out to go elsewhere.
1 Carolinagfwkafc 2020-03-02
>Buy High, Sell Low
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