Orange Hairspray Man tweets in support of his poor, bullied Mexican restauranteur supporters: names the wrong city.

1  2020-03-02 by Funkyduffy

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It's so cute when daddy makes a dementia oopsies 😍😍

Your post has rendered me completely and utterly impotent. Nowhere in that cesspool of faggotry did I encounter anything even resembling intelligent thought. I physically cannot open reddit with these chodes inhabiting it. My quality of life is now quantitatively worse that it was before I was exposed to what is essentially the intellectual equivalent of a tranny offing themselves.

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I was gonna start playing league again til I saw they auto filter the N slur now. Noped right out.

Gaming is basically dead.

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I honestly think he does this on purpose. Just to see what he can get away it. Actually pretty based ngl

Lmao this is why it’s so ridiculous when people try to argue with trump supporters. Like, these people are so stupid they think spelling errors are a badass way to own the libs. They’re not gonna think hard enough to realize walls can’t stop airplanes.

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They’re not gonna think hard enough to realize walls can’t stop airplanes.

And you're just an absolute megamind, aren't you? =)

“Smarter than somebody who thinks the wall was ever a sound idea” is a pretty low bar to step over

Ah yes, that's why there are never walls or fences and barriers anywhere else.

You're so bright, I bet your dad calls you son.

There are already numerous sections of fencing and walls along the U.S.-Mexico border that have been organically constructed at the most effective points of coverage. A (near) continuous wall across the entire damn border was always a stupid idea. Don't even try to say that wasn't Trump's original idea, either.

two contradicting sentences

Your mother was too close to the microwave when she was pregnant and it shows in your comment.

The current setup only collectively covers a small portion of the U.S.-Mexico border. Try again.

Also, learn what a Faraday cage is, retard.

Are you legit retarded or just memeing as one?

Damn fine work son 💯💯💯 almost believed it. Next time don't be that far over the top.

insult without explanation to avoid being wrong on the internet

A basic-bitch reply from a basic-bitch arrr-drama novelty account. Why am I not surprised.

Yikes, legit retard.

>yikes-posting

Oof

Dude stop crying, we get it.

Also, learn what a Faraday cage is, retard

Imagine trying so hard and yet being this wrong

>doubling down on own stupidity

>being a one-trick basic bitch

Hey check your phone, irony is calling.

"I know you are but what am I?"

Oh, man, got em. This is some quintessential implies-posting basic bitchery you're putting on display, here.

Edit: rofl, you edited the post from "Nobody asked for your life's story" to another permutation of the same response.

I'm just holding back the fact you're wrong about Faraday cages in microwaves (because they're not true Faraday cages) and just enjoy reading you dig your own stupid grave. =)

But please, continue my amusement and give me more of your spastic comments.

You're holding back the "fact" because you are too much of a pussy to state your reasoning in a straightforward manner. Yet another basic bitch behavior of implies-posting. Do Maxwell's equations no longer apply to the shielding on microwave ovens because of some semantic "gotcha" that an idiot like you kept in his back pocket? Like the fact that there are gaps along the doors?

Or, I wasn't going to serious post about microwaves, because you got overtly defensive about your birth defect.

Are you done crying yet?

"I was only implying a serious point because I'm so not-serious about everything!"

pussy confirmed

Dude, you asked, and delivered after watching you flounder. I don't know why you're so upset. Are you going to shoot up a school now?

another evasive answer

more "you're upset" posting

Your basic bitchness is killing me.

What part of my comment is evasive if I highlighted your issue? This is why I say you're upset because clearly your reading comprehension is compromised.

Or it's that birth defect.

Most likely both.

Like do you think I take a nobody's insults seriously?? Lmao you must be new here

"Microwaves don't have true Faraday cages"

"How so?"

"You're upset."

Like do you think I take a nobody's insults seriously?? Lmao you must be new here

Oh, damn. I didn't realize I was conversing with such a significant individual. How many dicks did you take up the ass before you were gay enough to command such respect in r/drama?

You never asked how, lol, just whining about "semantics."

Talking shit about bussy

Yeah, your newness is definitely showing.

You calm down yet, sweetheart?

I wasn't talking shit. "dude buddy lmao" was the joke.

You calm down yet, sweetheart?

Dude stop crying, we get it.

Are you done crying yet?

I don't know why you're so upset.

This is why I say you're upset because clearly your reading comprehension is compromised.

Repeating back to me, totally not upset 😂

You calm down yet, sweetheart?

Did pretending to be someone better than you help you calm down?

>someone better

>jannie

I never do janny work. 😏

It pays so well, though.

I'm sure you enjoy working for free.

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You can't be a trump supporter and call other people stupid dude. It's like a law or something

Even if I was, you two are definitely dumber than trump supporters. Please keep downvoting out of seething if it helps you cope. =)

Oh man you're actually upset lol

n-no you!

😴 Out of 10. Try again.

Calm down buddy 😎

The funny thing that amuses me is the other guy is upset, thinking I am doing to him, what you're attempting to do to me. I think you two should reply to each other instead and have your slapfight without me as the middle man. More fun to watch two retards fight then punching down at them.

Words words words words I ain't reading all that

That's okay. It wasn't for you only.

What are you even taking about

You didn't read, so why are you asking?

Fuck dude its been like 20 minutes who cares

Clearly you do since you asked.

Ok

Welcome to election season on /r/Drama lmao. In, like, the last two weeks we've gotten a fucking flood of humorless newfags who never post except in threads about Daddy, and defend Daddy's honor as if he were their actual biological father.

It would be less pathetic if they actually were le paid Russian shills, but everyone knows that they're doing it for free.

I've never seen anyone accuse everyone they don't like of being a shill and then be a shill themselves in the same post before

Kind of cool to see something new, thanks!

Can you even read at a 5th grade level? I explicitly said that they're not shills, retard.

What he's saying is that most people who are in the USA illegally entered legally and then overstayed their visas, and the wall does nothing about that.

And that's like 40% vs border jumpers being the majority. All your arguments have been slammed like 2 years ago. Update your software parameters.

The frequency of illegal border southern crossings started plummeting during the early Bush years thanks to strategic surveillance of the areas where such crossings were the easiest, and they've kept going down every year since then, Einstein.

Illegal entry from Asia via sea vessel might be a different story, IDK. I don't care enough about this issue to research it in much depth, I just occasionally look because the seething that it causes in undereducated downwardly-mobile 56 percenters amuses me.

I just occasionally look because the seething that it causes in undereducated downwardly-mobile 56 percenters amuses me.

I'm sure you amuse yourself a lot. C:

We're allowed to say "masturbate" on here sweaty

idgaf cuz I got bussy.

dude bussy lmao

cope

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Jorge and Betty Rivas own Sammy’s Mexican Grill, located near the town of Catalina, north of Tucson.

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"The food is GREAT at Sammy’s Mexican Grill in Phoenix, Arizona."

Imagine caring about suburbs of Phoenix

Calling Tucson a suburb of Phoenix is excellent bait, good job

At least he got it in the right state this time.

Residents of the Dirty T hate Phoenix. This will make them seethe so much that they’ll be driven to build another shitty road and call it a freeway.

Tucson should be given back to Mexico. Cmv

The Gadsden Purchase was a mistake.

😂😂

If you care about Arizona, even a little bit, reassess your life right now.

Imagine thinking there's really a city out there in the desert.

I flew into phoenix a couple weeks ago. Got off the plane, turned around, plane wasn't there. Turned around again, airport wasn't there. No matter how far I walk, the desert just keeps going forever, like purgatory. Can't make heads or tails of it. They have 5g though, which is nice.

You Mexican-American?

Si.

You support Trump?

Si.

Well, then... no freedom from consequences. Twitter do your thang.

¿Qué?

I'm not convinced that Mexican guy isn't Papa John

The page you are attempting to access is not available in your country.

It's over... for me

He's clearly feeling the competition for the title of dementia daddy

85%

Lol. Every time there's drama where Daddy looks like an ass, his defense force springs into action.