Biden/Warren are reasonable? The only reasonable one is the billionaire candidate. Oompaberg might just save this country with his stop and frisk. There's only 2 groups you gotta focus on, the extremists, which include all the commies and Nazis and the extremely online, who commit all the mass shootings, and the poor, who commit the rest of the crime.
The article, who knows how reliable it is, but it claims that they contacted 93 sources, primarily superdelegates and they're all pretty opposed to him.
"Exercise your franchise! No, not like that!"
Can't wait to see the nonsense of all sides whether he gets it or not.
The rest of this year is going to be fucking retarded no matter which way it goes, prepare for insufferable populists from all sides and the losers, again whichever way, will be sure to harp on about how the world is about to end for the next 4 years.
Here's how it can go, in roughly descending order of likelihood:
Daddy beats Biden in the electoral college despite not even making a token effort for the popular vote. Congress stays split and the Dems go into full Tea Party obstruction mode. Some Silicon Valley manchild wastes a couple billion dollars astroturfing a "CalExit" campaign that will fall apart within six months. Bernie's supporters scream "WE TOLD YOU SO" ad nauseam. Daddy gets a third USSC pick, but passes no legislation. The economy hits another big recession, enabling the Dems to put another empty suit in the Oval Office in 2024.
Biden wins, but resigns because of failing health before his first term is over. I have no idea who his VP would be (obviously not Warren though, lol), so this is a wildcard scenario.
Daddy faces Bernie in the general. The economy slows down, and Bernie blusters his way into the White House. Israel launches an offensive against the Gaza Strip within weeks of the inauguration, Bernie makes the usual noises about "right to self-defense" and "unacceptable civilian casualties," and a huge chunk of his base turns on him overnight. He serves one term, accomplishes nothing aside from a Supreme Court pick, and retires from politics. The Zodiac Killer replaces him.
Bernie faces Daddy, and the economy is doing well. Daddy morphs into a semi-mainstream Republican, tells educated suburban mayos that Bernie wants to end homeownership and institute "death panels," and we get a repeat of 1972.
If anyone aside Bernie gets the nod, I think Trump will win slim and then repeat last 4 years
If Bernie gets the nod, he gets elected, literally nothing changes, because you can only fix the country from Congress and the corruption is too strong to kill --- but in this scenario, everyone left of center pretends it's all going super well
Then populism right/left swings ad nauseum until GAI is created in 2053
I just can't imagine the left not calming down once there is someone they perceive as being woke in the oval --- they don't give a shit if there are actual results they just wanna be right --- same thing for the red ties btw.
We're stuck now in "eat shit to own the other side" mode
I just can't imagine the left not calming down once there is someone they perceive as being woke in the oval --- they don't give a shit if there are actual results they just wanna be right --- same thing for the red ties btw.
I completely disagree. This, if it happens, is going to be the left crying betrayal over Obama, multiplied a thousandfold. It's literally impossible to be a successful president and give the left some of their core demands. Literally just Bernie sending his condolences when some rightoid dinosaur in the senate croaks will be seen as a betrayal.
You don’t quote my comments you fucker. I’m better than you in every way imaginable anyway. The tone you use in your comments is pathetic. It must be quite a touching moment of respite when you reach 100 percent method acting and if just for a moment, truly feel like you’ve accomplished anything of importance in your life. Before reality hits you like a wave of emotions and you realize you’ll never amount to anything more than quoting comments on the internet. I feel sorry for you. By the way OP said he wanted to eat my shit so...
That and Bernie is actually retarded and either won't compromise with anyone and gets nothing done, or he goes back on his principles and Team Woke disowns him.
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Watching the DNC flip their shit over a milquetoast social democrat is funniest shit I have seen in a while. Biden will likely get the nomination and get creamed by daddy and it will be deserved.
The GOP is gonna cut some world-class attack ads if and when Joe is the nominee. Of course they’ll use the endless videos/photos of him smelling women’s hair, frenching his granddaughter, and groping that baby’s crotch. But personally I’m excited to see how they use Hunter Biden, his fuckup son.
For one, Hunter was kicked out of the military after testing positive for coke. He’s been caught smoking crack more than once, and iirc he got arrested for possession after he left crack and paraphernalia in a rental car he returned. Also he was robbed at gunpoint when he tried to buy crack in the projects, then holed up in a hotel after finally locating some hard. Stayed there for a couple days and only left his room to buy more crack.
He was very recently caught smoking crack at a DC strip club, but the best part is that apparently he sent a club employee out to buy a dildo, which apparently a group of strippers used to peg him in a private room. Spent like $7k there over two nights.
All they had to do was run a decent half inspiring moderate candidate. Instead they run an inexperienced bussy lover, a stapler mommy and a dementia patient.
If Obama weren't so recent, they probably coulda turned Booker into a serious contender. IDGAF about policies or any of that shit, what matters to me is that he played D-1 football and saved a person from a burning building. That makes him the kind of Chad people can vote for whether he's competent or not.
But American politics is sorta quota-based, so there won't be another black guy for a while.
Absolutely true. People vote according to who they could have a beer with. As a Muslim this is hard for me so I go by whoever will enjoy beating women as much as I do. 👌👌
We know that. That's how Trump won the first time. They pissed off all the young voters with bernboners who then refused to vote for Hillary. He was a spoiler candidate.
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4 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-02
Imagine being so inept that you let a professional shit poster win two terms as POTUS
8 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Just watch the dems commit seppuku with a Biden/Warren ticket. Maybe they can get Michelle Obama to stump for them again!
If every election since 1976 tells us anything, it's that when a party nominates the "reasonable" candidate, they lose.
5 alphetaboss 2020-03-02
Biden/Warren are reasonable? The only reasonable one is the billionaire candidate. Oompaberg might just save this country with his stop and frisk. There's only 2 groups you gotta focus on, the extremists, which include all the commies and Nazis and the extremely online, who commit all the mass shootings, and the poor, who commit the rest of the crime.
2 allendrio 2020-03-02
Lmao the recoil of a single pistol shot would break their wrist.
1 Orbidorpdorp 2020-03-02
I have seen a few incidents where their larps got kinda real, but yeah they don't usually have access to real guns and shit.
1 allendrio 2020-03-02
We all know about those terrifying antifas ability to savage rubbish bins but those are elite communist troops trained by obama according to infowars.
1 Orbidorpdorp 2020-03-02
can you repeat yourself with fewer memes/buzzwords pls.
1 allendrio 2020-03-02
you assertion that "communist larpers get real" is hilariously untrue.
2 strumyabird 2020-03-02
Highly based. It's why Teddy Roosevelt was such a powerhouse. He got like 25% of the vote as a third party candidate for the Bull Moose party.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-03-02
Sandernistas did this CMV
Commies are a scourge
3 mayoslide 2020-03-02
woah, a prescient human post
3 omegalolpoggers 2020-03-02
Thank you, ((((Reid J. Epstein)))).
3 NMJ87 2020-03-02
They're guna do it again lol
The article, who knows how reliable it is, but it claims that they contacted 93 sources, primarily superdelegates and they're all pretty opposed to him.
"Exercise your franchise! No, not like that!"
Can't wait to see the nonsense of all sides whether he gets it or not.
The rest of this year is going to be fucking retarded no matter which way it goes, prepare for insufferable populists from all sides and the losers, again whichever way, will be sure to harp on about how the world is about to end for the next 4 years.
6 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Here's how it can go, in roughly descending order of likelihood:
Daddy beats Biden in the electoral college despite not even making a token effort for the popular vote. Congress stays split and the Dems go into full Tea Party obstruction mode. Some Silicon Valley manchild wastes a couple billion dollars astroturfing a "CalExit" campaign that will fall apart within six months. Bernie's supporters scream "WE TOLD YOU SO" ad nauseam. Daddy gets a third USSC pick, but passes no legislation. The economy hits another big recession, enabling the Dems to put another empty suit in the Oval Office in 2024.
Biden wins, but resigns because of failing health before his first term is over. I have no idea who his VP would be (obviously not Warren though, lol), so this is a wildcard scenario.
Daddy faces Bernie in the general. The economy slows down, and Bernie blusters his way into the White House. Israel launches an offensive against the Gaza Strip within weeks of the inauguration, Bernie makes the usual noises about "right to self-defense" and "unacceptable civilian casualties," and a huge chunk of his base turns on him overnight. He serves one term, accomplishes nothing aside from a Supreme Court pick, and retires from politics. The Zodiac Killer replaces him.
Bernie faces Daddy, and the economy is doing well. Daddy morphs into a semi-mainstream Republican, tells educated suburban mayos that Bernie wants to end homeownership and institute "death panels," and we get a repeat of 1972.
2 strumyabird 2020-03-02
Trump should give out more tax cuts. Either people will like it and vote for him or he'll leave a huge mess for the Dems to clean. It's a win/win.
2 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
He might want to save that for if the economy actually enters a recession.
1 NMJ87 2020-03-02
Mm.. id like to offer alternatives:
If anyone aside Bernie gets the nod, I think Trump will win slim and then repeat last 4 years
If Bernie gets the nod, he gets elected, literally nothing changes, because you can only fix the country from Congress and the corruption is too strong to kill --- but in this scenario, everyone left of center pretends it's all going super well
Then populism right/left swings ad nauseum until GAI is created in 2053
I just can't imagine the left not calming down once there is someone they perceive as being woke in the oval --- they don't give a shit if there are actual results they just wanna be right --- same thing for the red ties btw.
We're stuck now in "eat shit to own the other side" mode
3 strumyabird 2020-03-02
I can't wait to go full homocracy.
2 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
I completely disagree. This, if it happens, is going to be the left crying betrayal over Obama, multiplied a thousandfold. It's literally impossible to be a successful president and give the left some of their core demands. Literally just Bernie sending his condolences when some rightoid dinosaur in the senate croaks will be seen as a betrayal.
3 DOG_ORGASM 2020-03-02
You don’t quote my comments you fucker. I’m better than you in every way imaginable anyway. The tone you use in your comments is pathetic. It must be quite a touching moment of respite when you reach 100 percent method acting and if just for a moment, truly feel like you’ve accomplished anything of importance in your life. Before reality hits you like a wave of emotions and you realize you’ll never amount to anything more than quoting comments on the internet. I feel sorry for you. By the way OP said he wanted to eat my shit so...
3 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Maître d', can I get some garlic bread for this pasta please?
1 strumyabird 2020-03-02
Lmao that terf waa crazy but had some great quotes.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-03-02
That and Bernie is actually retarded and either won't compromise with anyone and gets nothing done, or he goes back on his principles and Team Woke disowns him.
2 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-02
1 The_Homocracy 2020-03-02
I think this might be your best work yet
2 MoistLanguage 2020-03-02
DNC right now - Better dead than red!
6 simplicity3000 2020-03-02
Another Trump presidency would be pretty good for the Democrats and their billionaire donors.
4 Rentokill_boy 2020-03-02
It's almost as if politics is just a reality tv show for the wealthy
2 strumyabird 2020-03-02
It's also almost like reality tv is politics for the average retard 🤔
2 freet0 2020-03-02
I ain't got no crystal ball
2 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-03-02
lol they are gonna be split into two parties by 2024
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1 Zero5urvivers 2020-03-02
Watching the DNC flip their shit over a milquetoast social democrat is funniest shit I have seen in a while. Biden will likely get the nomination and get creamed by daddy and it will be deserved.
6 Systemsmodel 2020-03-02
He’s a socialist
5 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Imagine being such a hair-splitting pedant that you felt compelled to point this out.
1 Orbidorpdorp 2020-03-02
It's not pedantry. His point is that it's underselling it to call him a "milquetoast social democrat"
2 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-03-02
Call a spade a spade - he’s a Maoist-thirdworldist commie that wants to print money to pay Israel
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-03-02
Define socialist
9 TheRootinTootinPutin 2020-03-02
When the government does stuff, but unironically
3 Giulio-Cesare 2020-03-02
roads
3 NotoriousNoto 2020-03-02
That's easy, Bernie Sanders
1 Systemsmodel 2020-03-02
People on video literally saying they are a socialist
1 allendrio 2020-03-02
I say im a libertarian often in /r/libertarian, im not i do it solely to fuck with them and it isnt true.
2 Systemsmodel 2020-03-02
Your an asshole reddit troll not a true believer who honeymooned in the Soviet union
1 allendrio 2020-03-02
and bernie sanders looks like a troll doll, neither of us tell the truth we just do it to fuck with boomers.
1 Systemsmodel 2020-03-02
Riiiiight....
4 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2020-03-02
Odds of Biden even surviving until November seem low.
1 Rentokill_boy 2020-03-02
I mean he's definitely got kuru
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1 BlackLodgeBastard 2020-03-02
The GOP is gonna cut some world-class attack ads if and when Joe is the nominee. Of course they’ll use the endless videos/photos of him smelling women’s hair, frenching his granddaughter, and groping that baby’s crotch. But personally I’m excited to see how they use Hunter Biden, his fuckup son. For one, Hunter was kicked out of the military after testing positive for coke. He’s been caught smoking crack more than once, and iirc he got arrested for possession after he left crack and paraphernalia in a rental car he returned. Also he was robbed at gunpoint when he tried to buy crack in the projects, then holed up in a hotel after finally locating some hard. Stayed there for a couple days and only left his room to buy more crack. He was very recently caught smoking crack at a DC strip club, but the best part is that apparently he sent a club employee out to buy a dildo, which apparently a group of strippers used to peg him in a private room. Spent like $7k there over two nights.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2020-03-02
still more respectable and dignified than Trump Jr. tbh
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-03-02
All they had to do was run a decent half inspiring moderate candidate. Instead they run an inexperienced bussy lover, a stapler mommy and a dementia patient.
6 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
If Obama weren't so recent, they probably coulda turned Booker into a serious contender. IDGAF about policies or any of that shit, what matters to me is that he played D-1 football and saved a person from a burning building. That makes him the kind of Chad people can vote for whether he's competent or not.
But American politics is sorta quota-based, so there won't be another black guy for a while.
4 strumyabird 2020-03-02
Absolutely true. People vote according to who they could have a beer with. As a Muslim this is hard for me so I go by whoever will enjoy beating women as much as I do. 👌👌
3 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Perfect. Booker played high-level football and probably has CTE.
2 ironicshitpostr 2020-03-02
Sunni or Shia?
2 Rentokill_boy 2020-03-02
if these are the qualifications necessary then I'm backing Any Firefighter for president in 2024
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
That's a respectable position.
1 EdgarAllanPooslice 2020-03-02
ya but he's a closet fag
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Wait, 4realz?
1 EdgarAllanPooslice 2020-03-02
ya like he’s never been seen with a woman ever apparently
until he started running for president and Rosario Dawson took one for the team and became his beard
1 Orbidorpdorp 2020-03-02
tbh I discounted him and kamela for their association to Smollet, but I'd vote for an incel.
1 EdgarAllanPooslice 2020-03-02
ha well I doubt he’s an incel, he’s probably giving and or receiving miles of dick
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Dude, bussy, lmao.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-03-02
Booker is too much of an ass clown
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-02
Dude, Stanford football lmao.
3 gandhitheblue 2020-03-02
Biden came out of his k-hole to give a decent speech after his SC win
1 [deleted] 2020-03-02
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1 OceanGeese 2020-03-02
If Bernie starts to put on the Bern then they are fucked, the DNC can't withstand the slightest criticism.
But of course he won't, and that is why he is going to lose (and so is the DNC lol).
1 NZVikingRugger 2020-03-02
We know that. That's how Trump won the first time. They pissed off all the young voters with bernboners who then refused to vote for Hillary. He was a spoiler candidate.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-03-02
Can we nominate Bloombergino as the official candidate of arrdrama? Radical centrist af