"Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed *iggers bragging about having the day off" - the minstrel show hits /r/all. simps mad.

1  2020-03-03 by thowaway_throwaway

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Planets BTFO

It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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It's all about your chest to waist ratio, both for guys and girls.

So many fat asses in that thread

More than unemployed n's on their day off?

Not really sure...

Yeah it’s reddit. There aren’t a lot of blacks here.

Lots of ns are fat

Allah weeps at the state of His Creation

Beer Flu is His (PBUH) creation to purge the infidels and degenerates.

Milkies

Milkies are 小 and 可爱,not gross and fat

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A lot of things people do are unhealthy, but it's only weight that people can't seem to mind their own business about. And that applies to both fatness and thinness.

It's so funny when fats don't realize that really only one overarching health issue is killing people en masse in America, or they're deliberately ignoring it. Also it is my business when my health insurance costs go up so these disgusting people can maintain their lifestyle.

Chinese people are incredibly based when it comes to weight.

Any girl over 50kg is considered fat and their mothers weep as they know she will never find a husband.

The two most common sentences Chinese girls in their 20s hear when they visit their Mom are:

Did you gain weight? You look fatter.

And

Do you have found a guy to get married to yet?

The difference is I'd fuck a chubby Chinese sweatshop worker over a fat white burger any day.

A chubby sweatshop worker weighs one third as much as the average American woman.

Yea and they're also 200x more likely to marry me for citizenship.

You'd love my friend 😁😁😁

👀👀👀

She isn't really fat, she's a bit like robust built. She has a kind personality and is single atm since she broke up with her boyfriend a bit ago.

Tell her to hmu

That applies to Chinese guys now too due to the whole gender imbalance thing.

The two questions they get are

Do you have a house yet? You need a higher paying job.

And

Have you found a girl to get married to yet?

Also because all the cute Chinese girls would rather have a white husband 😔🤭😔

Close but opiods are doing it too. Honestly if I was going to die of obesity I'd at least jump on the opiod train and enjoy destroying myself more.

Good morning, I hate fat women. D

Reminder that obesity is a problem you can literally run from.

And if you run enough you can actually escape from it.

You don't even have to do that. Just sit on your ass and do absolutely nothing at all, and the problem will solve itself!

>I wonder when men who post stuff like this gonna come out the closet

Women have been so fat for so long that not liking fat women is basically being gay.

Burger cope

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People need to stop taking Twitter comments intended as jokes so seriously

the jokes still form you and your opinions. it’s important to question the jokes you’re exposed to.

Name one black person in history who has ever unironically said "its important to question the jokes you're exposed to." The white menace must be stopped.

How you know that /r/blackpeopletwitter is full of mayos, just look at the way they are writing in that comment section, bringing up misogyny and all those other novels that are currently being written in the comment section.

if you wanna see how black people actually act, go to fucking Worldstarhiphop and look in the comment section lmfao, that shit doesn't resemble BPT one bit.

Black people are America’s last hope in stopping wokie takeover

Twicely redundant

74k upvotes lmao

warms my heart to see the spirit of FPH alive and well

Fatties fucking FUMING. Holy shit just lose weight you fat fucking simp

That's not even true though. It's literally a movie trope, the fat not-so-attractive guy ALWAYS gets with an in shape attractive female. Dad bod exists and has for a long time. Being "thick" for women literally only means their thighs and butt, god forbid a woman have stomach fat.

I've always thought that this was an interesting point of view. Something that someone literally made up on in order to make money is not, in fact, pandering to an audiences insecurities, it's actually a documentary.

I guess they’re arguing that movie trope copy society in a way. Either way it’s a retarded argument that I’ve never seen in any movie. Probably just in some rom com shit. Fat men don’t get girls until the 40s or 50s when being a little fatter makes sense

I well remember The Vicar Of Dibley and funny, vivacious, larger-than-life Geraldine Grainger's quest to find a man to settle down with based on her outsized personality and not her outsized waistline (the fact that she was an inveterate glutton with no ability to say no to chocolate was pointed up from time to time).

...Of course he had to be drop-dead gorgeous because god forbid she would have to settle for a man who was a little bit plump or balding.

The Seth Rogen Jonah Hill gets the thin shiksa trope? Yeah, no one asked for that, they just make us watch it anyway.

And women are a bit more drilled to be insecure about their body/looks every little shit in their lives. The straw that broke the camels back and all. In isolation it seems a little unfair but if you look at what women in general put up with in terms of beauty standards it makes a little bit more sense they are constantly playing defense.

Imagine setting unrealistic standards for yourself and then getting upset that you're not meeting those standards. Smh the cure to most mental illness is just to turn social media off

lmao these fucking comments “yea you may just say it’s a joke but what you laugh at reveals your unconscious biases” are complete proof that BPT is nothing but fat suburban mayos larping as black people.

And if this joke offends you then just lose weight, is it really that fucking hard to not stuff yourself full every waking second?

Black men rock

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Fat bitches complaining about skinny guys with abs. Don't lie. Fat bitches drool over skinny guys because that's the best they can get. That's what motivates dudes in the gym. "Ok either lift this iron or lift a fupa to uncover a rancid crusty cunt"

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