You do realize he lost more than 700 million on the stock drop the other day. He was prepared to fuck Bernie in any way just to keep stocks up and now dropping out is fucking him. Mission accomplished.
Guys the great Dementia Debate is going to happen.
Donald "The Best Incoherent Words" Trump vs. Joe "The Child Sniffing Anachronism" Biden
First Presidential debate will be September 29, so be sure to take the 30th off work because you will still be drunk if you are playing the bingo I am going to make.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-04
Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.
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1 BussyShillBot 2020-03-04
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1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-04
He was supposed to be Obama for short men like me 😢
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1 Meowing_Cows 2020-03-04
to everyone's massive surprise, it's turns out that you actually can't buy an election straight-up.
1 sperpen 2020-03-04
You do realize he lost more than 700 million on the stock drop the other day. He was prepared to fuck Bernie in any way just to keep stocks up and now dropping out is fucking him. Mission accomplished.
1 Meowing_Cows 2020-03-04
I know that, but he still didn't buy the election, which was his ultimate goal. Biden is good for his money, himself is best for his money.
1 R0saParkinsons 2020-03-04
He didn't lose anything unless he sold his investments instead of holding.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-03-04
You can however buy 18%, which ain't bad.
1 Meowing_Cows 2020-03-04
His return on investment from helping close out Bernie and Warren will make it worthwhile.
1 clubby789 2020-03-04
Honestly shocked
1 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-04
Nooooo. Boombros this wasn't supposed to end like this.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-03-04
Guys the great Dementia Debate is going to happen.
Donald "The Best Incoherent Words" Trump vs. Joe "The Child Sniffing Anachronism" Biden
First Presidential debate will be September 29, so be sure to take the 30th off work because you will still be drunk if you are playing the bingo I am going to make.
2 throwaway_at_ 2020-03-04
Daddy has been unusually coherent lately.
3 -M-o-X- 2020-03-04
You gotta catch him in the one hour window after the amphetamines hit, don't worry they'll get some for Joe too.
1 throwaway_at_ 2020-03-04
Interestingly, a ton of surgeons use adderall!
1 srsh10392 2020-03-04
And he endorsed Joe Biden. Holy shit