Pimping your dead wife's ashes for karma: Part Deux

1  2020-03-04 by MoistLanguage

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I hope she cucked him right before she died.

She was white and had a dog.

Do the math

Disgustingly based

she did, with death

Americans hours are the worst. (and best šŸ˜Ž)

Always look on the bright side of life, I guess. Cuck em's if you got em'

Why do you think she's dead?

?

I can understand the sentiments involved, which seems to be quite genuine, and all in all looks very touching but I don't understand why people share such private and intimate photos online, for everyone to see...

Yeah, build a website for her and honor her memories.

Don't post on fucking reddit so your wife's memory is on the same page as retarded memes, porn and political astroturfing

Tldr: I'm 2 smart for u

Tldr: starshit. Dude literally got the idea from starshit. Wild.

http://martin-manley.eprci.com/why_age_60

That website is pretty good tbh. Very functional and concise

don't understand why people share such private and intimate photos online, for everyone to see...

"LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME EVERYONE LOOK AT ME HEY LOOK AT ME"

You guys need to go thru this dudeā€™s post history. Literally everything brings up his wife and the same shit is posted to multiple subs.

Just totally unreal.

This is just sad

Reddit was a mistake.

I like how he was buddying up to /r/widows before she was even dead.

I bet he has a ā€œI found love againā€ post before the end of the year.

whats the difrence between a cow and this guys dead wife?

the cow isnt milked that long

all of the retards awwwing and saying how beautiful this is like it isnt some sort of meticulously staged performance its pretty heinous tbh. however, good work to everyone who is spamming the skull awards in that thread.

Check out the post history of the second top commenter, the one lamenting having to leave his wife of 19 years behind when he dies of cancer. Guy posts almost exclusively to /r/gaybrosgonewild and /r/gaybrosgonemild. Is he really dying, or is he just preparing to fake his death and run off to Mexico with the pool boy? šŸ¤”

Man that album just made me sad, they seemed like a cute couple. He just had to be a fucking chud about it after she died

Got a link to the album?

I remember him

Look like a nice/weird guy honestly, not like a karma psycho

Edit : the whole imgur album is top notch, Upvoted

You have to be pretty fucking weird if you want o share such a personal life event with redditors.

Here's the post with your dying wife. Above it is some thot showing her asshole for thirsty Redditors and below is is some turd sharing a Rick and Morty meme.

That's just not how I would show dignity and honor to someone

When I'm on my way to die I want my internet gf to post a pic of me and the top comment from Kaiser-Romulus (gilded)

Bingo. If the Christmas pic was to share with family and friends Iā€™d have absolutely no problem, itā€™s that he shared it to the site filled with degenerate perverts and maladjusted misfits that makes this retarded.

But using a DSLR and taking a dramatic well staged photo of you spreading your wifeā€™s ashes is fucking stupid no matter how you cut it.

Yeah exactly what I think of the whole thing too. I really do not understand sharing and making intimate photos/video,etc. public.

They might have a very different and 'outgoing' view on life to do this.

People do strange things to cope in a terrible situation.

Last time around this was posted, he mentioned that he's a loner/introvert type who has a hard time being around people and family. Aside from his dead wife, redditors might well be the only human connection this dude has.

That's even worse.

Also imagine how it went when he took the pic of himself pouring her ashes in the river: whether he was alone or with someone else he had to think about where to put the camera for the best light and composition, then he stood there with the ashes in his hand waiting for the right moment to drop them, checked if the pic was good enough and then slapped a filter on it to post it online. What kind of sociopath acts like an instathot on vacation in a moment like that? He could have just written about it later if all he cared about was sharing his sorrow with some strangers, but he went the extra mile to get that sweet, sweet attention. Disgusting.

As if one tasteless post was bad enough. Reddit comes through to show us there truly is no shame in whoring out the death of a loved one for worthless Internet points.

I want to slap this fucking fool with a wet pool noodle.

Cope more retard. He fucked, you didnā€™t. Heā€™s a good person, you arenā€™t. Heā€™s Keanu Reeves, youā€™re Karen.

2k karma in exchange for making a mockerery of your wife's funeral.

The absolute state. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

2k? more like 200k

He got 100k for showing a pic of her barely conscious on christmas.

worth it

And she thought multiple body tumors were bad! šŸ„

Whored out his dying/then dead wife just for three thousand karma? I've gotten more karma shitposting then he has for his dead wife.

And so many ledditors are attacking the "cynics" like there is something good about sharing this to strangers on a subreddit that's no better, maybe worse than facebook, on a website that harbors majority commies and pedophiles, usually both.

https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/efhc09/_/fc0xfz4/?context=1

Surprised i only got 9 downvoted for this comment at his first post. I kind of feel bad now for saying this

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Good I needed to see something more tasteless to get beyond the stink of better call Saul pointlessly bringing back hank and Gomez to further tarnish the end of breaking bad

How the fuck is it pointless bringing in two Albuquerque DEA agents to deal with a cartel case in Albuquerque.

Because they keep bringing in secondary dead breaking bad characters and it cheapens the whole show with ā€œthings I knowā€ crap.

The show has a good amount of original characters without having the entire supporting cast of breaking bad in it now

It's literally the fifth season of a show about lawyers and drug criminals in Albuquerque and this is the first time we are seeing two characters who have been established as prominent DEA agents in the Albuquerque area. The BB universe is filled with statistical anomalies, this isn't even one of them. It would seem very out of place if they never showed up.

I can tell you're one of those retards who no one wants to watch movies with because you constantly try to poke holes in everything you watch. Learn your place and just consume.

Could have been anyone but those two. Thereā€™s literally no reason why it had to be them other than ā€œOMG I REMEMBER THEM.ā€

Again, literally 5 years into this show and we have seen them a single time. They're not just cramming every BB character. I'd be with you if it was a ridiculous stretch for them to be there but it wasn't. It was a totally natural inclusion.

Hank? How did he get out of the hole?

It isnā€™t, the show wanted better ratings and found their answer

Reminder that this fucker cucked reddit and made a gofundme to help him ā€œtravel and healā€ or some shit like that, called it ā€œwanderingwidowerā€. Literally milking his dying/dead wife for attention and money.

I feel profoundly sad that this 25 year old didn't have enough of a connection to his real life support network and reddit had to become his coping method. That says something about personalities molded in this strange new age.

I can't summon up the seethe though, I'm older and tougher than this punk, but if my wife died it would break me.

It's literally all he does. Look at his submitted posts.

She got cancer to get away from him.