Right in time reddit announces a suicide hotline for Berniecels.

1  2020-03-04 by ThinkingOnce

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This site feels like an online group home for the emotionally disturbed/underdeveloped, and the fact that it's as mainstream as it is is concerning.

Frontpage Reddit is, at this point, the dregs of a generation or two after all the people who are capable of normal behavior have been strained out. THey have jobs, hobbies, families and friends. They do not need to interact with random strangers on the internet, with whom they have no shared interest. Most people are not usinf reddit for /r/news or /r/politics. They're in there for a few niche hobbies, or a particular video game. If they use the site at all.

Whats left are the emotionally stunted, the mentally ill, and the people deluded enough to think a place matters.

Yeah that’s pretty apparent.

The thing is though, I feel like it might cause broader issues if these personalities become common enough (especially in kids), and honestly even what enough indirect or infrequent exposure does to well adjusted people.

And not that this sub is a pinnacle of mental health, but we don’t have close to 500 million monthly users here.

I really think you can just say the internet in general. It's not reddit. It's here, it's 4chan, instagram, twitter, etc.

It’s only mainstream for zoomer white boys. It’s the least diverse social media currently.

No opt out btw. Can already see mdefugees reporting every tranny on sight for suicidal thoughts.

Well at 41%, the odds of helping a troid in need are actually quite good ÓwÒ

Wow how could this possibly go wrong or be abused!? It's a foolproof system!

I cant wait for people to start spamming chapos and Bernie subs when he loses the nom and backs Biden by giving him all their lunch money

Or daddy users when he has a stroke later this year.

Daddy will never die! 😭

The way he speaks, I'm pretty sure he's already had a few.

edit: I'm not joking. I really suspect he's had at least one, or maybe more before and it is a side effect of the way he talks. There is a relatively new drug treatment, known as a tissue plasminogen activator that can, under some circumstances, reverse or reduce the effects of a stroke. He shows numerous signs in his behavior and speech patterns that hint that he may have had at least one, and had the luck of a tPA kinda working.

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=tPA+(tissue+plasminogen+activator)&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart

He probably had one last month when he went for a regular visit at 3 am

Those quadruple mickey d happy meals doing work on Orang Pendek

I'm impressed by the 'mins continued commitment to doing literally nothing right

Wtf I love mdefugees now

Saving one life at a time.

Wtf I hate mdefugees now

Saving them so they can continue to live in misery instead of experiencing the sweet bliss of death.

Hell yeah, if I'm stuck in this clown world so are you bitch

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And providing plenty of nice drama along the way.

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The problem is that they'll just be reincarnated and the endless cycle of sufffering will continue. The cause of sufffering is desire and they desire to get their dicks out in a women's toilet.

So it's added to the report button? Welp here we go

What are mdefugees

The people that’ve been playing cat and mouse with Reddit jannies ever since r/milliondollarextreme got banned.

What was that sub even about

It was like here mixed with /pol/. It was actually really funny, but the final nail in the coffin came after Serena Williams had that insane outburst after she lost a tennis match and everyone started posting memes comparing her to a gorilla or one of the Urukhai from the Lord of the Rings.

There was one post that showed her doing what looked like a pseudo Dragon Ball Z power up while wearing some ridiculous little ballerina tutu tennis outfit. I’m pretty sure that was the one that did it.

It was similar to this

good god, look at that beast

God I miss that sub. It was so incredibly stupid by the end but goddamn did I get some good laughs outta it

Thanks for info.

cucks

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And drama jannies.

This feature would be lit if you could baker act someone with enough reports.

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CMV: we need to re-stigmatize mental illness and start mercilessly mocking faggots who can't handle someone making them feel bad on the internet.

Also, bring back fat shaming

Bring back our fucking pinging.

💯

There's no need to change an already correct opinion.

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Alright who's gona get ip banned first for abusing this report feature?

Either pizza or a mdefugee

what if pizza=mde?

Maybe pizza is behind the 117 shoa’d subs

pizza

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shoa

🤔🤔 what did you mean by this 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Quiet he’ll hear us!

Are IP bans even a thing any more? I don't think they've really been effective since 2008.

Kaiser is IP banned and literally too stupid to get around it lmao

Retards lmao

Lmao really? Goddamn what a fucking tard. I do miss him tho 😢

They weren't really effective then, but people are more aware of VPNs now.

The best shitposting countries have dynamic IPs by default

True, it makes your access slower, but it is nice when you want to piss off the normies.

Was about to say my IP resets every night or when i restart my router.

i accidently reported someone above while checking out if they added suicidal thoughts as a report reason. Im sweating.

Never heard of a VPN?

Of course I have. This comment was sponsored by nordvpn.

Proton is superior.

Do you even get high speed internet in the sticks?

an infinite number of people

Huh. Apparently there's a lot more people than I thought.

Maybe he's counting the alts of everyone on r/drama.

That much people on so few lines? Sounds like math doesn’t add up to me 🤔

Do you wanna know where the math also doesn't add up? So let's say you are the cooky monster and you need to make 6 million cookies in 5 years...

The Girl Scouts make that much in like a month.

Another question: how is it that an internet forum moderator's salary increases exponentially according to the number of users on their forum, and yet remains at zero?

I’m so abusing this

my very first thought!

I love poorly thought out and implemented reddit features.

Please keep yourself safe OP

Please keep yourself safe OP brother

You forgot the token "pretend to give a shit about some rando on the internet".

Do something against child porn you fucking degenerates

And it's downvoted, this fucking website deserves the state it's in and it's web rankings in a tailspin.

Yes, anime is child porn.

Based

Links?

5 counts of aggravated libertarianism

I wonder if it's possible to overdose on drama. Hold on bois, and keep that adrenaline shot/epipen nearby.

This is gonna be good.

No need for a suicide hotline.

We’re going to be productive.

The weather underground 2.0

#jokerfied

So now posting the wrong thing on reddit can lead to police intervention and an involuntary commitment to a mental hospital.

There's no way this can fail.

Report the specific post or comment that worried you and select, Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm.

How could anyone think this is a good idea? Okay, fine, Reddit admins aren't real people, but how do the non-lizard people in the comments think this is a good idea?

Reporting people for severe depression or suicidal ideation. Reporting someone's post because they seem suicidal -- reporting them to fucking reddit who will then bother this person with an:

r u ok? Someone told us ur suicidal : ( but you can text this number for help ; )

I've looked up Crisis Text Line and it seems like a pretty great, well-meaning service that's aimed at teens looking to contact someone. The key part there being that the teen contacts the service when they're ready, not the other way around, with Auntie Spez telling you to get some help because you were making Redditors uncomfortable, so they reported you.

I know this post is too serious in tone for a sub about making fun of Reddit, but holy fuck, how do these idiots think a teen will react when their sub community effectively rats them out for being too depressed?

On the one hand this is going to be one hell of a funny fucking trainwreck with false-reports, the incels are going to use this feature on each other like a new downvote button, but even the real reports are likely going to do more harm than good, you fucking clowns.

They want to help the 40%

Holy shit this is a GOLDEN opportunity

Useless. All ive been told is go to a therapist but ive been through 3 and every session is the same 1. How do you feel? 2. Why do you think you feel that way? 3. How do you want to feel? 4. How do you think you'll get there? 5. Do that.

I guess they were getting their happiness wand cleaned that day. I went to a therapist and they put me on pills. I really liked those pills. Everytime I had to go back I kept being melodramatic so they'd give me more. Eventually she said I needed to pull myself together and cut me off. Cow.

When I was depressed I killed myself because lmao what kind of idiot gets depressed

Ernest Hemmingway and he was Chad as fuck.

I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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lol

Yeah apparently hes a big fat bitch who searches for the names we mock him with to see if we're still laughing at him.

I like kids diddling. Can I contact them?

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Lmao r/suicidewatch on suicide watch