Frontpage Reddit is, at this point, the dregs of a generation or two after all the people who are capable of normal behavior have been strained out. THey have jobs, hobbies, families and friends. They do not need to interact with random strangers on the internet, with whom they have no shared interest. Most people are not usinf reddit for /r/news or /r/politics. They're in there for a few niche hobbies, or a particular video game. If they use the site at all.
Whats left are the emotionally stunted, the mentally ill, and the people deluded enough to think a place matters.
The thing is though, I feel like it might cause broader issues if these personalities become common enough (especially in kids), and honestly even what enough indirect or infrequent exposure does to well adjusted people.
And not that this sub is a pinnacle of mental health, but we don’t have close to 500 million monthly users here.
The way he speaks, I'm pretty sure he's already had a few.
edit: I'm not joking. I really suspect he's had at least one, or maybe more before and it is a side effect of the way he talks. There is a relatively new drug treatment, known as a tissue plasminogen activator that can, under some circumstances, reverse or reduce the effects of a stroke. He shows numerous signs in his behavior and speech patterns that hint that he may have had at least one, and had the luck of a tPA kinda working.
The problem is that they'll just be reincarnated and the endless cycle of sufffering will continue. The cause of sufffering is desire and they desire to get their dicks out in a women's toilet.
It was like here mixed with /pol/. It was actually really funny, but the final nail in the coffin came after Serena Williams had that insane outburst after she lost a tennis match and everyone started posting memes comparing her to a gorilla or one of the Urukhai from the Lord of the Rings.
There was one post that showed her doing what looked like a pseudo Dragon Ball Z power up while wearing some ridiculous little ballerina tutu tennis outfit. I’m pretty sure that was the one that did it.
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Report the specific post or comment that worried you and select, Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm.
How could anyone think this is a good idea? Okay, fine, Reddit admins aren't real people, but how do the non-lizard people in the comments think this is a good idea?
Reporting people for severe depression or suicidal ideation. Reporting someone's post because they seem suicidal -- reporting them to fucking reddit who will then bother this person with an:
r u ok? Someone told us ur suicidal : ( but you can text this number for help ; )
I've looked up Crisis Text Line and it seems like a pretty great, well-meaning service that's aimed at teens looking to contact someone. The key part there being that the teen contacts the service when they're ready, not the other way around, with Auntie Spez telling you to get some help because you were making Redditors uncomfortable, so they reported you.
I know this post is too serious in tone for a sub about making fun of Reddit, but holy fuck, how do these idiots think a teen will react when their sub community effectively rats them out for being too depressed?
On the one hand this is going to be one hell of a funny fucking trainwreck with false-reports, the incels are going to use this feature on each other like a new downvote button, but even the real reports are likely going to do more harm than good, you fucking clowns.
Useless. All ive been told is go to a therapist but ive been through 3 and every session is the same 1. How do you feel? 2. Why do you think you feel that way? 3. How do you want to feel? 4. How do you think you'll get there? 5. Do that.
I guess they were getting their happiness wand cleaned that day. I went to a therapist and they put me on pills. I really liked those pills. Everytime I had to go back I kept being melodramatic so they'd give me more. Eventually she said I needed to pull myself together and cut me off. Cow.
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21 Orbidorpdorp 2020-03-04
This site feels like an online group home for the emotionally disturbed/underdeveloped, and the fact that it's as mainstream as it is is concerning.
26 trexmundi 2020-03-04
Frontpage Reddit is, at this point, the dregs of a generation or two after all the people who are capable of normal behavior have been strained out. THey have jobs, hobbies, families and friends. They do not need to interact with random strangers on the internet, with whom they have no shared interest. Most people are not usinf reddit for /r/news or /r/politics. They're in there for a few niche hobbies, or a particular video game. If they use the site at all.
Whats left are the emotionally stunted, the mentally ill, and the people deluded enough to think a place matters.
12 Orbidorpdorp 2020-03-04
Yeah that’s pretty apparent.
The thing is though, I feel like it might cause broader issues if these personalities become common enough (especially in kids), and honestly even what enough indirect or infrequent exposure does to well adjusted people.
And not that this sub is a pinnacle of mental health, but we don’t have close to 500 million monthly users here.
7 raqqa-is 2020-03-04
I really think you can just say the internet in general. It's not reddit. It's here, it's 4chan, instagram, twitter, etc.
2 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2020-03-04
It’s only mainstream for zoomer white boys. It’s the least diverse social media currently.
14 ThinkingOnce 2020-03-04
No opt out btw. Can already see mdefugees reporting every tranny on sight for suicidal thoughts.
14 Infidel6 2020-03-04
Well at 41%, the odds of helping a troid in need are actually quite good ÓwÒ
12 DOG_ORGASM 2020-03-04
Wow how could this possibly go wrong or be abused!? It's a foolproof system!
14 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-04
I cant wait for people to start spamming chapos and Bernie subs when he loses the nom and backs Biden by giving him all their lunch money
3 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
Or daddy users when he has a stroke later this year.
6 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-04
Daddy will never die! 😭
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2020-03-04
The way he speaks, I'm pretty sure he's already had a few.
edit: I'm not joking. I really suspect he's had at least one, or maybe more before and it is a side effect of the way he talks. There is a relatively new drug treatment, known as a tissue plasminogen activator that can, under some circumstances, reverse or reduce the effects of a stroke. He shows numerous signs in his behavior and speech patterns that hint that he may have had at least one, and had the luck of a tPA kinda working.
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=tPA+(tissue+plasminogen+activator)&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart
3 jiggyjerm 2020-03-04
He probably had one last month when he went for a regular visit at 3 am
1 Ingelri 2020-03-04
Those quadruple mickey d happy meals doing work on Orang Pendek
10 pepperouchau 2020-03-04
I'm impressed by the 'mins continued commitment to doing literally nothing right
9 automatic_cluck 2020-03-04
Wtf I love mdefugees now
8 ThinkingOnce 2020-03-04
Saving one life at a time.
10 automatic_cluck 2020-03-04
Wtf I hate mdefugees now
17 Giulio-Cesare 2020-03-04
Saving them so they can continue to live in misery instead of experiencing the sweet bliss of death.
12 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-04
Hell yeah, if I'm stuck in this clown world so are you bitch
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2 nonspecificimpulse 2020-03-04
And providing plenty of nice drama along the way.
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1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
The problem is that they'll just be reincarnated and the endless cycle of sufffering will continue. The cause of sufffering is desire and they desire to get their dicks out in a women's toilet.
8 FearOfBees 2020-03-04
So it's added to the report button? Welp here we go
4 FlashyKardashy 2020-03-04
What are mdefugees
20 ChillinsVillain 2020-03-04
The people that’ve been playing cat and mouse with Reddit jannies ever since r/milliondollarextreme got banned.
7 I_Shah 2020-03-04
What was that sub even about
28 ChillinsVillain 2020-03-04
It was like here mixed with /pol/. It was actually really funny, but the final nail in the coffin came after Serena Williams had that insane outburst after she lost a tennis match and everyone started posting memes comparing her to a gorilla or one of the Urukhai from the Lord of the Rings.
15 StoneStasis 2020-03-04
https://twitter.com/Hilton1991/status/619882379956588544
13 ChillinsVillain 2020-03-04
There was one post that showed her doing what looked like a pseudo Dragon Ball Z power up while wearing some ridiculous little ballerina tutu tennis outfit. I’m pretty sure that was the one that did it.
It was similar to this
2 StoneStasis 2020-03-04
good god, look at that beast
14 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-04
God I miss that sub. It was so incredibly stupid by the end but goddamn did I get some good laughs outta it
5 FlashyKardashy 2020-03-04
Thanks for info.
3 automatic_cluck 2020-03-04
cucks
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3 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
And drama jannies.
2 chodemessiah 2020-03-04
This feature would be lit if you could baker act someone with enough reports.
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13 jaredschaffer27 2020-03-04
CMV: we need to re-stigmatize mental illness and start mercilessly mocking faggots who can't handle someone making them feel bad on the internet.
11 Lifting_Sexytimes 2020-03-04
Also, bring back fat shaming
13 jaredschaffer27 2020-03-04
Bring back our fucking pinging.
1 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
And /r/candidfashionpolice
7 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-04
💯
4 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-03-04
There's no need to change an already correct opinion.
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12 Curbside_dental 2020-03-04
Alright who's gona get ip banned first for abusing this report feature?
16 questionablyrotten 2020-03-04
Either pizza or a mdefugee
5 automatic_cluck 2020-03-04
what if pizza=mde?
3 questionablyrotten 2020-03-04
Maybe pizza is behind the 117 shoa’d subs
4 automatic_cluck 2020-03-04
🤔🤔 what did you mean by this 🤔🤔🤔🤔
3 questionablyrotten 2020-03-04
Quiet he’ll hear us!
9 yourdeadwife 2020-03-04
Are IP bans even a thing any more? I don't think they've really been effective since 2008.
12 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-04
Kaiser is IP banned and literally too stupid to get around it lmao
8 yourdeadwife 2020-03-04
Retards lmao
8 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-04
Lmao really? Goddamn what a fucking tard. I do miss him tho 😢
5 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-03-04
They weren't really effective then, but people are more aware of VPNs now.
10 thewarp 2020-03-04
The best shitposting countries have dynamic IPs by default
4 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-03-04
True, it makes your access slower, but it is nice when you want to piss off the normies.
2 spektroo 2020-03-04
Was about to say my IP resets every night or when i restart my router.
3 spektroo 2020-03-04
i accidently reported someone above while checking out if they added suicidal thoughts as a report reason. Im sweating.
1 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
Never heard of a VPN?
2 Curbside_dental 2020-03-04
Of course I have. This comment was sponsored by nordvpn.
0 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
Proton is superior.
Do you even get high speed internet in the sticks?
11 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2020-03-04
Huh. Apparently there's a lot more people than I thought.
13 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-04
Maybe he's counting the alts of everyone on r/drama.
9 GURBOchad 2020-03-04
That much people on so few lines? Sounds like math doesn’t add up to me 🤔
8 Kellere31 2020-03-04
Do you wanna know where the math also doesn't add up? So let's say you are the cooky monster and you need to make 6 million cookies in 5 years...
11 ThinkingOnce 2020-03-04
The Girl Scouts make that much in like a month.
1 le_swegmeister 2020-03-04
Another question: how is it that an internet forum moderator's salary increases exponentially according to the number of users on their forum, and yet remains at zero?
11 I_Shah 2020-03-04
I’m so abusing this
3 life_in_inches_ 2020-03-04
my very first thought!
9 AngstyToast 2020-03-04
I love poorly thought out and implemented reddit features.
8 nayytay 2020-03-04
Please keep yourself safe OP
7 RochelleH 2020-03-04
You forgot the token "pretend to give a shit about some rando on the internet".
6 Spysix 2020-03-04
Do something against child porn you fucking degenerates
And it's downvoted, this fucking website deserves the state it's in and it's web rankings in a tailspin.
5 LightUmbra 2020-03-04
Based
2 zergling_Lester 2020-03-04
Links?
6 RBLXTalk 2020-03-04
lol he literally just came into the thread to start screaming at people about child porn and loli for no reason. based and schizopilled
5 ThinkingOnce 2020-03-04
Hmmmmmmm.
3 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-03-04
5 counts of aggravated libertarianism
5 RochelleH 2020-03-04
I wonder if it's possible to overdose on drama. Hold on bois, and keep that adrenaline shot/epipen nearby.
4 forseti911 2020-03-04
This is gonna be good.
3 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-03-04
No need for a suicide hotline.
We’re going to be productive.
The weather underground 2.0
#jokerfied
3 Whizgigger 2020-03-04
So now posting the wrong thing on reddit can lead to police intervention and an involuntary commitment to a mental hospital.
There's no way this can fail.
3 Crook_and_Crank 2020-03-04
How could anyone think this is a good idea? Okay, fine, Reddit admins aren't real people, but how do the non-lizard people in the comments think this is a good idea?
Reporting people for severe depression or suicidal ideation. Reporting someone's post because they seem suicidal -- reporting them to fucking reddit who will then bother this person with an:
I've looked up Crisis Text Line and it seems like a pretty great, well-meaning service that's aimed at teens looking to contact someone. The key part there being that the teen contacts the service when they're ready, not the other way around, with Auntie Spez telling you to get some help because you were making Redditors uncomfortable, so they reported you.
I know this post is too serious in tone for a sub about making fun of Reddit, but holy fuck, how do these idiots think a teen will react when their sub community effectively rats them out for being too depressed?
On the one hand this is going to be one hell of a funny fucking trainwreck with false-reports, the incels are going to use this feature on each other like a new downvote button, but even the real reports are likely going to do more harm than good, you fucking clowns.
2 SendWhiskey 2020-03-04
They want to help the 40%
2 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2020-03-04
Holy shit this is a GOLDEN opportunity
2 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
I guess they were getting their happiness wand cleaned that day. I went to a therapist and they put me on pills. I really liked those pills. Everytime I had to go back I kept being melodramatic so they'd give me more. Eventually she said I needed to pull myself together and cut me off. Cow.
1 MurderModerator 2020-03-04
When I was depressed I killed myself because lmao what kind of idiot gets depressed
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
Ernest Hemmingway and he was Chad as fuck.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-04
I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
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6 hi_0 2020-03-04
lol
1 thewarp 2020-03-04
Yeah apparently hes a big fat bitch who searches for the names we mock him with to see if we're still laughing at him.
1 SnortingCokeCola 2020-03-04
I like kids diddling. Can I contact them?
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1 GerryScottiIsMyGod 2020-03-04
Lmao r/suicidewatch on suicide watch