Haha get it, this guy doesn't even know who directed Star wars! haha isn't that funny because it's even right in the title of this post! Wow what a real comedic genius!
I didn't even see the movie and knew this about him before he admitted it. And loved him for it. And I don't even know who the fuck he is outside this one piece of trivia.
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Nerd media has taken worldbuilding too far. We've gotten to the point where the extra that accosts Luke in the cantina gets his own novel where he's a Hannibal Lector level serial killer.
No, ringshit and capeshit are about as old as each other if you're counting The Hobbit on the one hand and Superman on the other. Spaceshit goes back to the previous century at least.
Capeshitters are even more disconnected from reality. I mean with starshittery, at least space travel is a thing. Starshitters just believe in the nerdery and perhaps some moral message.
Capeshitters vicariously live through men in bodytight clothing being admired by the whole world or saving the day for humanity.
with starshittery, at least space travel is a thing. Starshitters just believe in the nerdery and perhaps some moral message.
well... Getting a probe to a distant planet in the same solar system in several years, yes. Getting a team of experts to the moon at huge expense and no small risk, also yes. Travel, commerce and warfare between star systems, let alone galaxy-wide, not so much, and we aren't getting from here to there without a lot of iterations of "then a miracle occurs".
In a world where Goodfellas, Apocolypse Now and Showgirls exist you think a trilogy of films made to sell shitty toys to kids were the best ones ever made.
Hey the latest episode actually had some Star Trek in it; "Borg are people too" rather than guys getting their eyeballs ripped out and a blonde in tight pants dual-weilding BFGs while disintergrating everyone the room.
My favorite part was that the Borg have the technology to transport things 40000 light years away and they only use it for the Bitch Queen to run away. That tech would allow them to rule the whole fucking universe but fuck it. I guess it makes sense they had time travel in First Contact and fucked that up.
Well it maybe could explain how Picard remembered meeting her during the Best of Both Worlds but I think you're supposed to think that she kind of lives in all the Bord drones' heads. Fun fact; I have met Alice Krige but I only asked her about Deadwood. Apparently Garret Dillahunt is a lovely man.
Coming from the movies to the Battle for Middle Earth games was really confusing for my friends that had never read the books when they saw this strange bearded man absolutely wrecking them
They actually are hiring and paying these people! Wtf?!?!?!?
How is it possible to be such a clear shit writer and still get paid for this shit!? Most of the decent writers in the world never make a dime and then you have people like this, wtf? Is there some greater purpose? Is hollywood literally trying to lower the populations iq through shit storytelling? It clearly doesnt sell, they tanked the god damn franchise!
To be clear, I don't give a fuck about starwars but this just has seemed to be the standard for the last few years. For the love of god the only good movie this year came from South Korea! And it's all because of these fucking writers!
I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Why?!?!? Just fucking why?!?!? Where do they find these fucking people!?! God damnit I am actually triggered over this.
I don’t really think in terms of universes or in terms of creating worlds or whatever. The only thing that is interesting to me is story.
Well it's a good thing that your film is world-renowned for it's amazing story and plot. It'd just be embarrassing if you managed to simultaneously completely fuck up a franchise's world building and deliver a mediocre story that can't even hold up within your own rules you created!
That's what you get for caring about this shit. Every Star Wars movie is garbage and has a retarded story, this one is just as bad but in a slightly different way
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The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.
I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.
I don’t care about Star Wars canon or history either, but that’s not why the film sucked. It was boring and nonsensical, even for a movie centered around space magic.
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19 sluggyjug 2020-03-04
I agree with him whoever he is.
12 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2020-03-04
Haha get it, this guy doesn't even know who directed Star wars! haha isn't that funny because it's even right in the title of this post! Wow what a real comedic genius!
9 Arbys_Official 2020-03-04
It's cool that he doesn't know that
5 MrGoodieMob 2020-03-04
Star Wars is for fags and children
1 HarryD52 2020-03-04
1 Platycel 2020-03-04
Cope
1 Platycel 2020-03-04
Cope
1 HarryD52 2020-03-04
Getting mad at people who like something popular is the biggest cope of all.
1 Platycel 2020-03-04
Cope
1 HarryD52 2020-03-04
seethe
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-04
Dilate
1 HarryD52 2020-03-04
cringe
1 diggity_md 2020-03-04
When was the last time it was highly acclaimed, 1999?
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-03-04
I didn't even see the movie and knew this about him before he admitted it. And loved him for it. And I don't even know who the fuck he is outside this one piece of trivia.
15 Ubertroon 2020-03-04
World building is for 19th century German operatic composers and 20th century english philologists
This century is all about showing how angry you are at mom and dad
10 diggity_md 2020-03-04
IT SUBVERTED MY EXPECTATIOOOOONS
7 watermark1917 2020-03-04
Subversion is like the worst word to make into pop culture
Besides deconstruction, which is an incredibly pretentious way of saying subversion
5 SwiftOnSobriety 2020-03-04
Sometimes you say things that make me think you might have the capacity to be more than a front-end webdev.
2 Mayos_side 2020-03-04
He thinks about this a lot.
2 watermark1917 2020-03-04
I'm a full stack dev, I do not middle and database work than front end work actually.
4 SwiftOnSobriety 2020-03-04
My astounding ability to accurately evaluate someone's programming talent from their comments on r/drama amazes even me. If only I had a similar talent for evaluating people's programming ability from their programming interviews.
1 Platycel 2020-03-04
Solution: make them write drama comments
1 GourmetImp 2020-03-04
there are two types of people, one understands binary thebsyshwnsjkandbshsjjsbr sksjsudnjene
1 bbw_gw_ 2020-03-04
If I hear one more faggot call Evangelion a deconstruction one more time I swear to god
1 kokkelis32145 2020-03-04
it's tvtropes """culture""" leaking into the spawning grounds of culture. there must be a named tvtropes page for when this exact thing happens.
9 TheLordHighExecu 2020-03-04
Nerd media has taken worldbuilding too far. We've gotten to the point where the extra that accosts Luke in the cantina gets his own novel where he's a Hannibal Lector level serial killer.
13 ImSimpleGuy 2020-03-04
Even the people behind Star wars don't give a fuck about Star Wars
Spaceshit-cels BTFO 😂😂😂
7 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-04
Are spaceshitters lower than capeshitters yet?
11 TheColdTurtle 2020-03-04
They were the original capeshitters
5 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
No, ringshitters were the original capshitters
3 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-04
Ringshit didn't last as long though.
9 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
It is still going strong 70 years later.
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-04
I was thinking of the movies.
1 Platycel 2020-03-04
I don't care what you were thinking
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-04
Oh okay 😞 I guess that's fair I just that thought we had... NVM it's too painful😢
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-03-04
No, ringshit and capeshit are about as old as each other if you're counting The Hobbit on the one hand and Superman on the other. Spaceshit goes back to the previous century at least.
6 sluggyjug 2020-03-04
Capeshitters are the worst. But is there even a difference between the two anymore?
7 theworstever 2020-03-04
Capeshitters have more male feminists but less incels.
4 sluggyjug 2020-03-04
Have you seen /r/moviescirclejerk lately? It's been "Leftoids watch Disney products" for years now.
5 theworstever 2020-03-04
Why the fuck would I go there when I can have a conversation with other alcoholics who also took 2 or 3 film classes at /r/redlettermedia
3 RochelleH 2020-03-04
Capeshitters are even more disconnected from reality. I mean with starshittery, at least space travel is a thing. Starshitters just believe in the nerdery and perhaps some moral message.
Capeshitters vicariously live through men in bodytight clothing being admired by the whole world or saving the day for humanity.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-03-04
well... Getting a probe to a distant planet in the same solar system in several years, yes. Getting a team of experts to the moon at huge expense and no small risk, also yes. Travel, commerce and warfare between star systems, let alone galaxy-wide, not so much, and we aren't getting from here to there without a lot of iterations of "then a miracle occurs".
1 RochelleH 2020-03-04
Yes. I think we can agree it's still complete turd.
2 Fletch71011 2020-03-04
The OT was the greatest set of films of all time though.
Caring about the sequels does make you retarded though.
8 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
In a world where Goodfellas, Apocolypse Now and Showgirls exist you think a trilogy of films made to sell shitty toys to kids were the best ones ever made.
3 Fletch71011 2020-03-04
Set implies more than one film, you know.
2 leva549 2020-03-04
Truly great films stand alone, they don't need more than one film.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
3 Shmuck17 2020-03-04
thats not what a trilogy is
8 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
A trilogy is the number of black cocks your mother sucked this morning.
1 Shmuck17 2020-03-04
that still doesn't count as a trilogy try again you're so close
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
Jeez, how many black cocks does she suck in a morning?
3 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-03-04
I only care about KOTOR and KOTOR 2
2 loli_esports 2020-03-04
lol btw they're making a kotor show
2 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-03-04
Cant wait to be disappointed by it. Im currently hate watching Picard so I would need another hate watch show.
2 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
Hey the latest episode actually had some Star Trek in it; "Borg are people too" rather than guys getting their eyeballs ripped out and a blonde in tight pants dual-weilding BFGs while disintergrating everyone the room.
2 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-03-04
My favorite part was that the Borg have the technology to transport things 40000 light years away and they only use it for the Bitch Queen to run away. That tech would allow them to rule the whole fucking universe but fuck it. I guess it makes sense they had time travel in First Contact and fucked that up.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
Well it maybe could explain how Picard remembered meeting her during the Best of Both Worlds but I think you're supposed to think that she kind of lives in all the Bord drones' heads. Fun fact; I have met Alice Krige but I only asked her about Deadwood. Apparently Garret Dillahunt is a lovely man.
1 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-03-04
I fucking hate the whole concept of a leader for the Borg.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
I would have loved it if Picard had said to the Borg "take me to your leader" and then this happened.
2 Stolbinksiy 2020-03-04
Not in a world where the Lord of the Rings films exist.
I'd even rate the Indiana Jones films higher.
2 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-04
🤣
2 Stolbinksiy 2020-03-04
Coming from the movies to the Battle for Middle Earth games was really confusing for my friends that had never read the books when they saw this strange bearded man absolutely wrecking them
2 leva549 2020-03-04
I mean they were enjoyable enough but really now.
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-03-04
Good thing they only made one of those godfather mov-
1 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-04
???? Godfather 2 is the best one though.
1 radtradinwaiting 2020-03-04
The fucking finale has teddy bears beating grown men.
10 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2020-03-04
Well that really is a simple explanation why his stories are utter trash.
1 Yeetsauce100 2020-03-04
They actually are hiring and paying these people! Wtf?!?!?!?
How is it possible to be such a clear shit writer and still get paid for this shit!? Most of the decent writers in the world never make a dime and then you have people like this, wtf? Is there some greater purpose? Is hollywood literally trying to lower the populations iq through shit storytelling? It clearly doesnt sell, they tanked the god damn franchise!
To be clear, I don't give a fuck about starwars but this just has seemed to be the standard for the last few years. For the love of god the only good movie this year came from South Korea! And it's all because of these fucking writers!
I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Why?!?!? Just fucking why?!?!? Where do they find these fucking people!?! God damnit I am actually triggered over this.
1 PappyPutin 2020-03-04
Source on this delicious pasta?
4 Yeetsauce100 2020-03-04
Me. I just wrote it. And no I'm not joking, this is one of the few things that actually really pisses me off.
1 Ferocetis 2020-03-04
Go watch a good spaghetti western. That will calm you down.
1 diggyjim 2020-03-04
Watch a traditional western instead and be even calmer.
1 Ferocetis 2020-03-04
Oh, hell yeah, it's Winnetou time!
1 diggyjim 2020-03-04
Some John Ford or Howard Hawks westerns. The Searchers is probably the greatest western of all time.
1 Ferocetis 2020-03-04
Good tip. Thanks.
1 Platycel 2020-03-04
Is Firefly a spaghetti western?
1 Ferocetis 2020-03-04
Rather a rice western.
1 diggyjim 2020-03-04
Spaghetti western means it was made by Italians and filmed in Italy, hence the spaghetti.
So no, it isn't.
7 6r15movement 2020-03-04
yeah but his movie still sucked dick
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-03-04
Stay mad bro 😜
2 6r15movement 2020-03-04
You trying to lick my dick
3 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-03-04
Ew I was reaching for your taint
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-04
Not an argument
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-04
Not an argument
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-03-04
I’m not your mom and dad on a Saturday night after tequila and meth,mI don’t need an argument 😹
5 Erotism 2020-03-04
Based
5 milktraap 2020-03-04
More proof The Last Jedi was based for making the star wars fanbase seethe
4 Intravenousmemefluid 2020-03-04
Well it's a good thing that your film is world-renowned for it's amazing story and plot. It'd just be embarrassing if you managed to simultaneously completely fuck up a franchise's world building and deliver a mediocre story that can't even hold up within your own rules you created!
1 GerryScottiIsMyGod 2020-03-04
That's what you get for caring about this shit. Every Star Wars movie is garbage and has a retarded story, this one is just as bad but in a slightly different way
3 kermit_was_wrong 2020-03-04
Well... neither do I.
2 betazoom78 2020-03-04
Holy shit based
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The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.
I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.
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1 AnActualNicePerson 2020-03-04
You gotta post it to /r/starwars and /r/saltierthancrait for the real drama
1 leva549 2020-03-04
I'd say based, but imagine wasting your career on garbage spaceshit that even spaceshit fans hate.
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1 188345612 2020-03-04
NOOOO YOU CAN'T NOT CARE ABOUT MY RELIGION INFIDEL !!!!!1111
1 Dizzy732 2020-03-04
I remember when people were looked down on for liking star wars and star trek. Good times.
1 Coryonline 2020-03-04
I don’t care about Star Wars canon or history either, but that’s not why the film sucked. It was boring and nonsensical, even for a movie centered around space magic.
1 Ferocetis 2020-03-04
He doesn't care about the cinematography either. They all sat inside a green box and hoped Driver carries it to Le Fin.
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I don't give two shits about football, but I'm willing to admit that it would be a terrible idea to put me in charge of the NFL.
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Basedpilled
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0 mentions of "lightsabre shit" - yer half-assin' your title writing!
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