...the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing... what a beautiful day for Cooming. Good morning, Alix Lynx!
'been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't Coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine-gun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist ONCE AGAIN!
OOh fuck! UOOOh! Oh fuck! Oh jesus...gosh, oh fuck, fuck, oh fuck, oh...ooh...
There you are, my slippery white gift to the world. My son...I'd say...oh fuck...o fuck...Hm.
Well, time to get some breakfast. Actually a...a little Coom first wouldn't hurt...
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1 BurgerLaowai 2020-03-05
14% of all coomers consume 88% of all porn
1 fondue093ha 2020-03-05
Well they weren't very subtle with their antisemitism, lol
1 FearOfBees 2020-03-05
109 yet again
1 MacAndShits 2020-03-05
Can't wait for its successor to become (((problematic)))
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-03-05
Big porn wins again
1 OrchideanFreud 2020-03-05
Coom to pay respects
1 SendWhiskey 2020-03-05
God fucking damnit
1 Mayos_side 2020-03-05
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
1 heeehaaw 2020-03-05
...the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing... what a beautiful day for Cooming. Good morning, Alix Lynx!
'been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't Coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine-gun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist ONCE AGAIN!
Hhhh! I-is that a... a female girl? H-n-nuuh... I must sniff... SNNNNNNNNNNHHHH... HNNNNN... AAAAAAhhghnh... MMMmm... OH GOD, ARRAARGHH... EUHHH, kkhh, AAAUUGH, mmmhOH FUCK, OUUUHMMMM HHHHNN SNNFHN HNNNN sNNFH OOUURRRGHHH RRMMMMMM SHHNFFN HNNN SHHNF HNNN WWUUUUOOOO....AAAAAAAAh... I'm...COOMING (COOM) I'm..hhnnh (COOM) COOMING (COOM) I'm...C-COOMING (COOM) I'm...(COOM) COOMING (COOMING) I'M COOMING (COOM) AAAAAAAAUUAUAAAAA (COOM) OH FUCK, AAAUUUU, COOMING!! OOOOHHHHH AAAAAaaAAAAAAA (COOMING) NOOOOO (COOM) NOOOOaaooOOO OH FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE (COOM) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...EUUUGHH, OOOOHHHH, RRHGHGNEHG
OOh fuck! UOOOh! Oh fuck! Oh jesus...gosh, oh fuck, fuck, oh fuck, oh...ooh... There you are, my slippery white gift to the world. My son...I'd say...oh fuck...o fuck...Hm.
Well, time to get some breakfast. Actually a...a little Coom first wouldn't hurt...
1 EnvironmentalCrow5 2020-03-05
r/ConsumeProduct next, it's basically the same people