Introducing a fan-favorite from r/Drama of yester-years!

3  2020-03-30 by pewkiemuffinboo

Hey my little r-slurs!

Since 90% of you are literal garbage babies and cannot help yourselves from saying icky bad no no words we're bringing back our favorite bot in all of r/Drama history!

That's right! Slur BotTM has returned and will be a permanent fixture within our cherished trash heap subreddit.

Mommy and Step-Daddy Admins say that cootie nay-nay fee-fee hurt words are a big ole Oof Oof so we have to remove them from our presh palace.

What is Slur BotTM? Can I masturbate to Slur BotTM? Is Slur BotTM really just Automod?

I will answer none of these things and let you find out for yourselves. How fun!!!

For added excitement some of the words that trigger our fabulous babysitter might surprise you, so keep a look out for fun messages from Slur BotTM as you all discover the hidden mysteries of Slur BotTM as a community.

Us mods of r/Drama do hope you enjoy your time with Slur BotTM and may your experience within our humble internet forum be filled with joy, friendship, and suffocating linguistic restrictions.

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I’d rather the sub get banned than this happen again.

i'm more curious if this is legit because admins are babies or just something to do for fun.

Its a bit of both. We've had comments removed by AEO that were fine other than containing a no-no word, and we don't like having AEO dinging us for things that we have no control over, so we decided this would be fun.

the answer i was hoping for.

It also has the unintended, but much appreciated, side effect of essentially not allowing the people that scrape our sub for reportable content to use third party websites anymore, since they rely on these words to find comments and posts to report en masse.

that's hilarious.

pathetic, but hilarious.

It's annoying the shit we have to think about as mods of this subbie.

So annoying having to think about emptying your poop jugs I’m sure

Its hard work, we appreciate it, and I hope the monetary compensation is adequate through these trying times

I'd even be willing to give our jannies a 50% raise.

We should double their health care benefits from current levels. They deserve it.

this site is truly fucked

Every time you install this dumb bot it just ruins the sub. People stop commenting because their posts comments get removed and discourages conversation. It's always so funny XD for literally 5 minutes then it just becomes annoying. Couple that with the fucking le funny essaypost message the bot gives, it's just disgusting.

Cope.

People stop commenting because their posts comments get removed and discourages conversation

Good.

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keep yourself safe, janny

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My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

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This may be the most degenerate think you have ever posted on this subreddit and you once posted a video of yourself performing oral sex on another dude in what I'm pretty sure was a public bathroom.

It was a mall bathroom!

I jacked off to you one time, you're very talented

How are you still alive?

White privilege.

Based JoanWayneGacy

Unironically yes

Hope you were considerate enough you to wipe the piss off the floor before you got on your knees, so your mama didn't have to clean the piss stains from your jeans.

Oh I licked it all up good beforehand, dont you worry!

Pants are expensive after all.

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Drag ur nuts on a barbed wire

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Based and goodboy-pilled.

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Absolutely delicious.

Where may I watch this video? Unironic request

Reddit is fucking terrible for digging up old links so ask op if hes willing to share again.

here is the thread

Classic

Man that was a shit blowjob

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its not like half of this subreddit havent given head before tbh, me included

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dude nigga lmao

Dare I say based?

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What the slur did you just slurring say about me, you little slur? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Slurs, and I've been involved in numerous secret slurs on Al-Slur, and I have over 300 confirmed slurs. I am trained in slurwarfare and I'm the top slurrer in the entire US slur forces. You are nothing to me but just another slur. I will slur you the slurout with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my slurring words. You think you can get away with saying that slur to me over the Internet? Think again, slur. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of slurs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the slur, slur. The slurthat wipes out the slurry little thing you call your life. You're slurring slur, slur. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slur you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare slurs. Not only am I extensively trained in slurred combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Slur Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slur your miserable slur off the face of the continent, you little slur. If only you could have known what slurry retribution your little "slurry" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your slurring tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you slurring slur. I will slur slurs all over you and you will drown in it. You're slurring slurred, slur.

Trained in slur warfare should be available flair.

Can I call people autistic?

Apparently yes.

It's not an insult, just an accurate descriptor of /r/drama users

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Looks like I'll just have to go back to my old trick of finding identical characters in non-Roman alphabets to swap in.

Truly a saint

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The San Fransisco cocks but with a u and triggered by the word cock but with a u. Hilarious.

Retarded?

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dude jannies lmao

f a g | g o t

r e t | a r d

c u | c k

b l a | c k

w h | i t e

Thanks, retærd.

Testing: woman.

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The whole reason for this is so we continue to develop more of these versions and thus more 'dramatard-speak'. It's all a ploy to get us more roped in.🌽

🌽

DÛDË IØWA LMªO 🤢

mayo is still ok tho right?

🤗 not all is lost

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Its all so tiresome.

admins have been anti-fun lately, going into the smaller controversial subreddits, banning all the mods then permabanning the subreddit for being unmoderated

admins becoming less-and-less chadmins by the day 😭

niggеr

lmao how does this go through

ni​gger

flair checks out

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niggеr

He is the chosen one

Oh God this again

😷

🦇🍜🦠

Can we get a list of the naughty words so that we totally don't evade the bot by using annoying spellings, similar words, or clever typing techniques?

That ruins the fun.

Also we'll be altering things as we go for amusement so there won't be a set list at all times.

Mods are a bunch of roody-poos

Go back to somethingawful

Okay, stay here

Jannies did this.

DUDE NIGGA LMAO

Reminder that this janitor was paid precisely $0.00 to censor the words of anonymous people on the internet. Truly what his forefathers died for.

Wait. Are you saying he received no monetary compensation for his time invested? Why would he do such a thing?

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I bet they banned the word jannie

If that's what it takes for you to not lose your $0/hr position then so be it :)

Good. You'll have to learn some creativity again.

Day of the TrashCan when?

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there's no way reta​rd would work then is there

surprise!

this bot is reta​rded come on mods give it a little bit of effort

What a bunch of bullspit

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🤢🤮

Pedo

AHS

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Why not just shut the sub down at this point. We have truly and utterly been cûckęd by the chadmins

Oh no.

Trolling drama fans (who are a relatively indifferent group) at the expense of having a well functioning drama sub is bad for the drama economy.

the is the b-slur day of my l-slur

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Can we get a list if slurs that cannot be used?

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Shut the fuck up cracker

Oh man slurs are banned.

I can still say niggær though right?

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Janny

zoz

zle

zozzle

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Hi Joan, and q predicted this.

Can't wait!!

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This is retarded. /r/drama died a long time ago, stop trying to perform CPR on it.

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Eh, I see the regex was updated.

This is rеtαrdеd. /r/drama died a long time ago, stop trying to perform CPR on it.

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I'd like to take this moment to shill kiwifarms. It's far more open to discussion than reddit is as currently stands, and you won't get banned unless you act like a huge f*ggot. Reddit has been digging deeper and deeper into the trashpile since 2015 and kiwifarms has only gotten better since.

The forum style is currently inferior, but the lack of redditisms is extremely noticeable and discussion is far higher quality. In most cases. There are a few exceptions. It won't take many people to make it better.

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was it the word boomer

That's some tasty rigatoni.

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The Hebrews are behind this

me no afraid robot no get me

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Cuque.

Have it turn on and off each day at random intervals to randomly catch posters who are new and don't know what it is.

Make a list of all prohibited sl*rs.

Seriously did the admins contact you?

That's just creepy.

Nigger?

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Inslurllah🌽

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ree-tard 🤠

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