Louisiana megachurch pastor who tried to bring his flock closer to Jesus by holding a thousand-person Sunday service gets arrested

1  2020-03-31 by dootwthesickness_II

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(assuming you're into that shit) well he certainly brought them closer to "god". lmao

Should have just locked all of them in together for 2 weeks with chains on the doors. Forced quarantine.

And hopefully a few dead megachurch attendees.

a few

Why not think big?

Dude that's Florida. Don't try to pin that shit on us.

It’s not like Louisiana isn’t still doing it to. 1200 in attendance.

Ah fuck.

Lol I knew I'd read about this happening in Baton Rouge.

Weird, I could have sworn I'd read that this happened in Baton Rouge.

and released within 40 minutes

Living under an oppressive Chinese police state keeps sounding like a better idea with each passing day.

Martyrdom, let’s milk it now.