I need to suck a mod's dick before sub goes private again

5  2020-03-31 by aduketsavar

I thought I was an approvedcel for some reason but it turns out I wasn't. When sub closed after a few days I began showing symptoms of Drama withdrawal. I'll never go a month without drama ever again. So I'm ready to suck mod dick. Bring it on you filthy scullywags!

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None of us have penises. We either never had one or had it removed so we could become uwu cat girls.

Approve me you weasel

What goes in the bussy then? Penis (feminine)?

Fucking die please

Where do i send bussy to be approved

you dont need to actually interact with them thank god. you just need a secret admirer

This is embarrassing to read

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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Sympathize with you OP, being an unapprovedcel during the quarantine was shit, /r/Drama is the only reason why I created an account on this God-forsaken website to start with.

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Being an approvedcel was also shit, the subreddit consisted of the resident tards seething they had no rightoids to bait and literally nothing else. This place is a ghost town when they close the gates.

daddy'll take a little of that sugar

I'll never go a month without drama ever again.

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Oh, was /r/drama private?

Basic

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As a former approvedcel turned bannedcel turned banevadercel, let me tell you that if you think about how circlejerky this sub is while it’s open just imagine what it’s like when it’s closed.

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ban evade bad. admin say no no. crazy janitor ban you no reason you ban for life.

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me have secret approve account mods no know about. me see drama but no post drama. now me post again, me happy.

I too thought I was an approved cel. Please mods please

What’s your favorite sub to farm drama from

I'm not a mod, but I am an approvedcel (so basically mod adjacent) and no, you cannot suck my dick.

imagine actualy being unapproved