If anything baked beans are more of a stew, though I don't think that someone whose definition of a soup includes sushi because "it can fit on a spoon" has the ability to know the difference.
Soup is really just an adjective used to describe liquids more viscous than water.
Humans are obsessed with food, so it has become the basis for a lot of metaphors. Since all words are essentially a series metaphors, only deriving meaning from other words, within the context of a language of words, words have no inherent meaning. That is to say culture imposes meaning upon words.
The word soup is culinary in origin, but it has taken on a metaphorical definition, the one I gave up there. So I don't think it would be wrong to apply the adjective soupy, or soup-like, to beans.
Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.
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Fuck yeah. Before my work got cancelled someone left a bag of dried beans on one of the desks. No one claimed it so I took it home and made a delicious bean soup out of it with some meat and vegetables.
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3 bayesian_rapist 2020-04-01
yes
3 Infidel6 2020-04-01
If you can eat it with a spoon, it is soup.
Ice cream is really very cold soup.
Beans is very big soup.
But it is all soup nonetheless.
1 sthegreat2 2020-04-01
i can eat pancakes with a spoon if I'm desperate does that make them soup?
2 automatic_cluck 2020-04-01
It's a transoup, bigot.
1 shitpersonality 2020-04-01
Cereal without milk is still soup.
1 Infidel6 2020-04-01
If using syrup and/or butter, then yes. Pancake is sponge.
1 sthegreat2 2020-04-01
I can use a spoon regardless of whether they have those things though
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1 WigglingWeiner99 2020-04-01
If anything baked beans are more of a stew, though I don't think that someone whose definition of a soup includes sushi because "it can fit on a spoon" has the ability to know the difference.
1 AwanBros 2020-04-01
Wife makes sushi with a blender. More healthy
1 Kayayak 2020-04-01
Soup is really just an adjective used to describe liquids more viscous than water.
Humans are obsessed with food, so it has become the basis for a lot of metaphors. Since all words are essentially a series metaphors, only deriving meaning from other words, within the context of a language of words, words have no inherent meaning. That is to say culture imposes meaning upon words.
The word soup is culinary in origin, but it has taken on a metaphorical definition, the one I gave up there. So I don't think it would be wrong to apply the adjective soupy, or soup-like, to beans.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-01
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1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-04-01
Is cereal and milk soup?
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-04-01
Yes
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-04-01
Nah cereal
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-04-01
bean soup if bean in water
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1 Redactor0 2020-04-01
It's only soup if it includes some kind of broth.
1 AwanBros 2020-04-01
Gauspacho has no broth. Checkmark.
2 snallygaster 2020-04-01
That counts as a soup because the base is broth or water, otherwise it would simply be a puree
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1 AwanBros 2020-04-01
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1 Commander_Q 2020-04-01
Lasagna is technically a soup
1 OniTan 2020-04-01
Fuck yeah. Before my work got cancelled someone left a bag of dried beans on one of the desks. No one claimed it so I took it home and made a delicious bean soup out of it with some meat and vegetables.
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2020-04-01
bean thief
1 OniTan 2020-04-01
My beans now. Already been eaten and pooped.
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1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-04-01
Leggo my legumes 😎