A former p*rnstar now runs a 300M creepto fund

1  2020-04-01 by trosdetio

Celsius Network is some sort of bank that operates with creepto. 2 days ago it announced that it'd be partnering with Chainlink, another buttcoin for poorcels. Whatever.

Apparently, Celsius' head of institutional lending is Jessica Khater, a 24-year-old hottie that did p*rn. The wannabe millionaires of 4chan and reddit are seething, saying this is the last straw and that they'll sell all their Link. They claim this hottie has seduced the founder of Chainlink, Sergey Nazarov, and it has nothing to do with the fact that Link's worthless itself.

Idk, there's a lot of seething and meltdowns because a hot bitch has 300M in creepto. You can also see some whiteknighting for her here.

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