The best takes are all about her reactions to interns:

•intern walked into the elevator and Ellen starts saying to her staffer “why is the intern looking me in the eye, interns aren’t supposed to look me in the eye.”

•when interns walk into the room Ellen stops what she is doing and looks at the ground until they leave

I mean it’s like a hilarious phobia of interns, not even being mean lmao 🤣

Interns aren't people tbh. 😎

They aren’t employees first of all 😶

🦡

So they don’t get paid? Sounds familar 🤔

At least they contribute something to society unlike a certain group of people 😉😉

(((who)))? 😏

😡😡😡Society is a Jǝwish trick 😡😡😡

So you're welcome

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ummm sweaty... Are you seriously discriminating my emoji choice

Yikeriinoes😱 😭 😩

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I 👀saw👀 Ellen Degeneres ⚢👩👩 at a grocery store 🥫🥒🥔🛒🛒🛍️🏪 in Los Angeles 🌆 yesterday ↪️🗓️ I told her how ❄️🥶❄️cool❄️🥶❄️ it was 😎😎 to meet ♀️her♀️ in person, but I didn’t want to be a 🚿douche🚿 and bother 👩her👩 and ask ❓❓ her for 📸photos📸 or anything 👩😀🤳🏿.

She 💬said💬, “🅾️h, like you’re doing now❓”👩💅 I was taken aback😯😯🅰️🔙😯😯, and all I could say was “Huh❓❓❓” 😦 but she kept ✂️cutting✂️ me 📴off📴 and going “huh❓❓ huh❓❓ huh❓❓” 😵😵😵 and closing her hand 💁‍♀️✋😢 shut in front of my face 😔😢😭 I walked away 🚶‍♂️💨 and continued ➡️➡️ with my shopping🛒🛒🛍️🛍️ and I heard👂 her chuckle🤣🤣🤣 as I 🚶‍♂️walked🚶‍♂️ off. When ⌚⌛ I came to pay💳💰💸💸 for my 🛍️stuff🛍️ up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors 🚪🚪🚶‍♀️ with like fifteen Milky Ways 😲😲🤯 in her hands without paying 🚪🚪🚶‍♀️ ⬅️ ✋🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫✋

The 👧girl👧 at the counter was very nice 🤗🤗 about it and professional 👩‍⚕️👩‍💼👮‍♀️, and was like 🙋‍♀️💬 “Madame♀️, you need to 💸pay💸 for those first ☝️ ” At first ⚢Ellen⚢ kept pretending 🤥 to be tired 😩😪😪 and not hear❌👂❌ her, but ⌛eventually⌛ turned back around ↪️🚶‍♀️ and brought them to the counter 💁 ⬅️ 👩✋🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫✋ When the girl took 1️⃣ of the bars 🍫 and started 📠scanning📠 it multiple times 🔁🔁🔁, Ellen 🛑stopped her🛑 and told her to scan them each individually ✋😏😏😏 “to prevent any ⚡electrical⚡ infetterence,” 😱⚡⚡⚡⚡🧲 and then turned around 🔁👩 and winked at me 😉 I don’t even think that’s a word 🤔^💭 After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag 🍫🛍️ and started to say the price 💲, Ellen kept interrupting ✋ her by yawning really loudly 😴😴😴

look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the toilet not in my replys 😷😷😷

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🤬damn🤬 I triggered longpostbot 😢🔫🤖

what have I becum❓ 😳😱

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Didn't know Ellen was this petty! 😱😱🙈

Didn't know Ellen was this petty! 😱😱🙈

Ellen is a rich wh|te lesbian

orly?

I was gonna start playing league again til I saw they auto filter the N slur now. Noped right out.

Gaming is basically dead.

Snapshots:

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Redpill me on Ellen, since when and why did people start hating on her? 😲

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😱 😭 😩 When she sat next to George bush at a football game. Seriously.

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Hearing stories about how awful Ellen is to non-celebrities has been a fixture of LA gossip for years now, it's just that woke media outlets are willing to air the dirty laundry now that she's proven to be part of the outgroup.

She’s got a hell of a list of blind items dedicated to her on crazydaysandnights. She’s a real witch 👿

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Can we get WorldAroundEwe🔪🐭 on her 👭 show?

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I love this ٠ 🧟‍♀️

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No way a lesbian could be mean with mood and anger problems. Next thing you know people will be trying to say they have cops always coming to their houses to respond to domestic dispute calls 🤔

😡

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Whoop dere it is 🍉 🏀🍗

Howard Stern 🔯 used to call her Ellen Degenerate and Jerry Vaginfeld.