🚨Rightoid schizposter🚨 unloads wall of text about how Salesforce owns r/Politics

1  2020-04-05 by zhcyiDnein

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That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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Among their other alleged victims are r/intel, r/and, r/technology and r/atheism. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Funny how passionate they are to write a big long conspiracy post about Salesforce as though social media isn't a free marketplace of guerilla advertising. Pointing fingers is a telltale sign of an overconfident imbecile. It's much more nebulous than that.

The world is operated by shadow people and government sp00ks. The Bilderburgs? The Bogdanoffs? Simply pawns in something much greater. There is dark magic afoot. Paranormal happenings. The sorts of things that would push a man beyond the boundries of madness. 🐙🌌👾🕋🐐

To think that salesforce has any real power in all of this is embarrassingly naive 🤣

Sales Force doesn’t own /r/politics. They’re too busy owning all your business contacts, your customer contacts, their families’ contacts, your keystrokes, and everything on your computer. CRM only has access to all your digital information. Haha 😆 why is that even a big deal? Rehoboam is good for society.

The only conspiracy sales💰force is involved in is for some reason hiring hordes of the most basic bitches imaginable to clog up all the SF dating apps 🤦🏻‍♂️ smdh

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Why are women in the Bay Area far less attractive on average than in Los Angeles? 🤔

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ah fuck it 😩