That's true 🤷♂️ there are much worse fates than getting paid to dick around at a 5-star resort and check in on a couple of tourists from time to time.
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
🌴 yeah I was gunna say why even leave until forced 😳 looks like from the edit at the bottom they’re stuck at an embassy now 😂 idiots should have stayed there and tricked the staff that they’re now the sovereign rulers of rslur island or whatever poor name it had 🤴🏻
Apparently the hotel is giving them sharply discounted rates, but it's still cutting into the money they're saving for a down-payment on a house 😟
On one hand, it's nice that the staff are presumably getting paid to give half-ass care to two idiots. On the other hand, I think they're stuck on the resort and won't be able to return to their families until they finish quarantine 😓
As for their original hotel’s staff, they have been told they must remain for two weeks after the guest’s departure. According to the hotel management, they have been, and are still being, paid.
I’d say it worked out pretty well for those hotel workers 🙅♀️😷💰💰💰
South African government says it'll be reimbursing them for their expenses, so they got an entire 5 star resort on a tropical island all to themselves with the entire wait staff doting on them endlessly while the rest of the world is trapped in quarantine and they got it for free. They paid the same amount that a reddit jannie earns in an entire year.
I can't imagine going there and feeling comfortable. There's one island that's 100% urban where all the native people live and then a bunch of other islands that are resorts. It's like something out of a goddamn Star Trek episode. Why in the hell would anyone go there instead of a real country that exists outside of being a tourist trap?
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2 Pepperglue 2020-04-05
Getting paid the regular rate to serve those two dumb-dumbs💑 doesn't sound too bad anyway. It's not like the staffs could go anywhere else.
1 snallygaster 2020-04-05
That's true 🤷♂️ there are much worse fates than getting paid to dick around at a 5-star resort and check in on a couple of tourists from time to time.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2020-04-05
Yeah, like having to go to work just like normal, even though none of this affects me. Other than less traffic on the roads, I could use a vacation
But, 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 I still have to go to work. 😞
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-05
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 Shubard75 2020-04-05
I thought you died 👻👻👻
1 snallygaster 2020-04-05
I'm still 🧟alive🧟♀️, just haven't had much to post/comment🚷
1 DaySee 2020-04-05
Please please please finish The Disgraceful History of /r drama. I need this in my life right now. ❤️❤️❤️
1 snallygaster 2020-04-05
I will try to get it done this week. At first I was too busy but now I'm too lazy
1 -holier-than-mao- 2020-04-05
Just 🥺 get to 😣the 😖part with 😍😍Daddy!!😍😍
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1 jewdanksdad 2020-04-05
Dont listen to them, do something better than wasting your time here 😱😭😭😭😱🤔😘🥰🥰😂🙁
1 DaySee 2020-04-05
You're a national treasure Snally ♘♘♘✊🏻
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1 Redactor0 2020-04-05
Third try: More than that, she's a UNESCO 🤭 World Heritage Site 👵.
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1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-04-05
snally you no die 😱😱😱 me thought you die!!! me happy see you no die! 😊😊😊😂😂😂
2 snallygaster 2020-04-05
Sorry 😞😢
1 FearOfBees 2020-04-05
Oh no im trapped 🏝
1 snallygaster 2020-04-05
Trapped 🌊⛵️ with a bunch of 🚫💵🚫poor💸 islanders forced to serve you. What an experience
1 PplOfColoredMeShockd 2020-04-05
🌴 yeah I was gunna say why even leave until forced 😳 looks like from the edit at the bottom they’re stuck at an embassy now 😂 idiots should have stayed there and tricked the staff that they’re now the sovereign rulers of rslur island or whatever poor name it had 🤴🏻
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1 snallygaster 2020-04-05
Shit, you're totally right. 😂
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1 snallygaster 2020-04-05
Apparently the hotel is giving them sharply discounted rates, but it's still cutting into the money they're saving for a down-payment on a house 😟
On one hand, it's nice that the staff are presumably getting paid to give half-ass care to two idiots. On the other hand, I think they're stuck on the resort and won't be able to return to their families until they finish quarantine 😓
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-05
I paid $4k to fly to Greece ten years ago. Flying can be pretty pricey. 🤑
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1 Mayos_side 2020-04-05
😬😬😬
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1 Ravensthrowit 2020-04-05
I’d say it worked out pretty well for those hotel workers 🙅♀️😷💰💰💰
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-04-05
Tfw no gf to get trapped at a nice resort with 😢
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-04-05
Yeah lol, what a bunch of morons. They could be cooped up in an apartment in a plague-stricken city like me right now.
1 snallygaster 2020-04-05
🔊sounds🗣👍like👉🕺fun😍!💯💯💯
1 newtoandroidGMU 2020-04-05
uh I don't know how moronic it is to be far away from anyone and have even less of a chance of getting this thing 🥨
1 Gratestprsnalive 2020-04-05
Fuck, I wonder how much this set them back?🤣
1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-04-05
South African government says it'll be reimbursing them for their expenses, so they got an entire 5 star resort on a tropical island all to themselves with the entire wait staff doting on them endlessly while the rest of the world is trapped in quarantine and they got it for free. They paid the same amount that a reddit jannie earns in an entire year.
🏝️🏝️🏝️
1 Redactor0 2020-04-05
I can't imagine going there and feeling comfortable. There's one island that's 100% urban where all the native people live and then a bunch of other islands that are resorts. It's like something out of a goddamn Star Trek episode. Why in the hell would anyone go there instead of a real country that exists outside of being a tourist trap?
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1 charming_tatum 2020-04-05
Yesterday I chased down piglets and cut their balls off, I wish I was in the Maldives 🐖✂️🥎🏀